razzle dazzle babeyyy!!

I’m Natalie and I honestly don’t reblog anything unless Al sends it to me first

[allesbian]

me, a 16th century swordsman, with a new clay-tempered sword: *loudly but casually unsheathes it*

my friend, clearly peanut butter and jealous: oh. thats nice. is that c-

me: clay-tempered? yeah. it is.

[d1rtypaws]

Coworker: nice day out huh?

Me, who watched a 2hr documentary about the Hindenburg disaster the night before and is desperately trying to share the information i learned: yeah, a real nice day, not at all like May 6, 1937 in Germany.

[turntoturnover-deactivated20250]

if u ever called me pretty I lov you. ur pretty too

[dreamjerky]

[boygirlish-deactivated20200602]

oh god oh fuck *is consumed by love*

[robotclownery]

[demegoddess]

hoe is a gender neutral term

[sadden]

i wish noah had swatted the two mosquitoes from his ark

[slavery]

Thanks to my axe™ body spray and nike™ elite socks I have over 12 gf’s

[davykesey]

Perfectionism is not your friend. It’s rooted in the fear that what you do won’t be good enough. It’s over-valuing others’ opinion of you and your work.

Perfectionism leaves you paralyzed, waiting for the perfect conditions so you know it’s safe to act. Unfortunately, if you’re waiting for the perfect conditions, you may wait for the rest of your life.

If you can learn to fall in love with the process, rather than the product, you’ll be free to chase your passions unrestrained. Don’t let perfectionism keep you from moving. After all, you can’t steer a parked car.

[davykesey]

Years and years later, I find this is still true. Not just for work, but also relationships and every other area of life. 

[anneboleynsarchive-blog]

“but officer they were fucking with my clique”

[arizonarobbinsgf-deactivated201]

someone: you dont actually believe those conspiracies right :/

me:

[dragonprincessmew]

In my defense, your honor, I really am the dumbest bitch alive

[witchyoons-remade-deactivated20]

reblog if you’re gay, shy or a fucking idiot

[chokied-deactivated20200101]

how about all three

[pinche-aquarius]

[ammit420]

in order to lead a happy life im gonna have to disappoint my parents a bit

[microweave]

not to be dramatic but this post genuinely made me consider my priorities in life and the choices i need to make for my own wellbeing

[found-bodies]