[neiljostenpussyindulgence]

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

[moseby]

the best fruits are hardest to open

[trashboat]

this fucking bowling ball is gonna be delicious i know it

[lioncourtz]

"A poignant tableau, conspiring mother advising a distraught son. And you'll get no argument here if you were to interrupt and say, Lestat, an excellent time to end it. What words did she conjure up to turn me and that bus back around, you ask?  I'll never do them justice. Instead, let me paraphrase a more eminent vampire caught in a similar situation."

[ceruleanheaven]

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

[fawnmilktea]

how do you even keep things casual when your soul is wired for devotion

[cognitohazardous]

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

[primulaceas]

John Steinbeck, East of Eden

[mammalianmammals]

[sobcat]

there's always something you have to pay for

[freelancedumbass]

[esarity11]

how daniel molloy feels after trying to conduct an accurate interview about vampires, but his subjects are louis de pointe du lack of information, lestat de lyingcourt, armanipulator, and claudead.

[orpheuslament]

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

[astrodael]

[redstonedust]

thinking "everyone can tell im bad at this" as i stand completely motionless doing nothing in public

[doublism]

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

[tragicwaif]

When they torture u to insanity and then torture you for being insane 😂😂😂

[praziluk]

theyre called broad shoulders because theyre for women

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.