I'm both smarter and dumber than you think.

-Please don't estimate me- 22 and already tired of everything -She/any- Bisexual🩷💜💙-autistic ✨️💕xxcandycrazedlunaticxx💕✨️

[aceofpans]

”with our ai chatbot you can talk to your ocs!!” Dumbass. I’m already talking to them. In my head. “B-bbut what about your favourite charac-“ skill issue. In my head as well. get fucked.

[itsapmseymour]

An Message For 2026 from Mother Earth

[itsapmseymour]

Alright lets cut to the chase, we all want a third installment of this,

gimme the goddamn tits right now.

I like your moxie

Check out this sweet one grinding

[itsapmseymour]

Take your pick soldier

[blaxolt]

THE MELONS!

[itsapmseymour]

Hm… melons…and the text is in blue…

I GOT IT

YOU WANT BLUE MELONS!

[pyramidhead527]

Please, we need the giant m i l k e r s

[itsapmseymour]

Look, I’m not gonna ask questions.

[cryptidnamedhabit]

we need the big fat H O N K E R S

[itsapmseymour]

This is surely a Honker

[rose-the-witch1]

may we please have the knockers,,

[itsapmseymour]

Straight from the labyrinth itself, heard there is some really good chests inside

[violet-hady]

Show us the chests.

[itsapmseymour]

Oh… very well. Lemme just…

Oh son of a bitch.

Someone pulled them into the ocean…

[an-ace-rabbit]

OOOOhhh okay

This may have been a mistake

[itsapmseymour]

Don’t panic, just keep an eye out for a talking fish

[hyde-the-toad-bard]

Holy shit is that the Titanic?

[itsapmseymour]

What, that thing up ahead-

OH GOD OH FUCK-

[itsapmseymour]

Alright lets cut to the chase, we all want a third installment of this,

gimme the goddamn tits right now.

I like your moxie

Check out this sweet one grinding

[itsapmseymour]

Take your pick soldier

[blaxolt]

THE MELONS!

[itsapmseymour]

Hm… melons…and the text is in blue…

I GOT IT

YOU WANT BLUE MELONS!

[pyramidhead527]

Please, we need the giant m i l k e r s

[itsapmseymour]

Look, I’m not gonna ask questions.

[pastelotl]

Dang, those are some big milkers!

[pastelotl]

[itsapmseymour]

do you have any advice for story writing?

In this day and age where it seems the norm by big things to write to appeal as many people as possible, and thus, make something that’s for no one.

Write the stuff you want to write.

I’ve had people tell me that CosWon is something they don’t vibe with or can’t read because of certain themes and instead of me worrying what I could’ve done to get those people on board, and risk losing others by changing material, I instead accepted that the things I want to write, are niche.

And once, I feel, you realize that, you become a more powerful writer because you can hone into those themes better, clearer, or hit harder than ever.

Art is not something that can be made to mass appeal,

It is pieces of weirdness that will spark creativity, thoughts, or comfort into the people who adore that weirdness.

[thiscatdraws]

your exileverse au reminds me of the dc's "absolute" universe comic book run

I confess I do not follow DC comics but I hope this is a good thing LOL

[pastelotl]

I don't follow the comics either, but from what I've seen of the designs, that was absolutely meant as a compliment! No pun intended lol

[jame7t]

gun to your head, you HAVE to make an R-rated scooby doo movie. What do you do

[thyrell]

completely normal silly movie but shaggy hits a bong in every scene

[thyrell]

its a different bong each time BTW

[pastelotl]

And it's an even more extravagant bong each time lol

[itsapmseymour]

My grandma likes your videos

You are grandma approved

Huzzzaaaah

[pastelotl]

That's honestly really sweet!

[pastelotl]

I keep reading this like the Harry Styles Ravioli Approved meme lol

[quintsmachete]

"mid" wife?.....ha, ha......no such thing.

[avnj0gia]

[flyin-shark]

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

[felixcloud6288]

Just don't fly too close to the sun.

[flyin-shark]

Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant

[strangehorse]

he understands the website your honour

[pastelotl]

I found these two subreddits recently (Say what you want about me using reddit and what I've chosen to browse on there lol) And this isn't about any of the content of either post, I just found the names of the subreddits to be very interesting. Either of these are likely to be biased (and honestly, my personal guess is that they both are to a certain extent, in their own ways), but I just find it funny that the subreddit upset about the critics uses "Hazbin" in the title, referring to the show, while the subreddit upset about the defenders uses Viv's name in the title. Very interesting indeed...

[sponge-spectacle]

Spongebob: I don't want to hurt their feelings!

Squidward: Hurt their- do you just walk around all day thinking about people's feelings?

Spongebob: Yeah, don't you?

Squidward: No! How do you get anything done?!

[pastelotl]

Name change jumpscare....I was trying to figure out who you were and then I realized 😭

Lol yep thought of a pun so good that I had to rebrand

[skunts-own-truth]

In this day and age, I think we could all stand to be a little more unpalatable and foul. No one should have to suffer through being “advertiser friendly.”

[itsapmseymour]

Love your work. Do you ever re read any posts or re clip them into other videos?

Most rereads happen because I forget that I did them like 5 years ago lol

Except iconic shit like Randy’s Sticks

[froskii]

Dude thinks he’s sooooo innocent 😇😇😇😇😇

kinda experimented with my styel here and I like it alot