pastry’s petite café

21 | they/them pfp by reidiantdawn!

[itznarcotic]

why did n just tell me she's the leader of team plasma on the ferris wheel. ruined the mood for our date :/

[itznarcotic]

girl really went "hi im the leader of a terrorist organization and i have declared you as the one to beat me have fun"

[itznarcotic]

nobody does it like her

[itznarcotic]

i take it all back. im sorry my queen i was unfamiliar with your game. lets play tuoys

[elfyourmother]

a cosplay photo so old it was taken on actual film (which explains the streaks from my scanner) and the con we were at doesn’t even exist anymore. it was around 13 years ago actually now that I think about it.

[sabimaki]

i have been looking for this picture for YEARS and it’s finally back on my dash….wow

[runthepockets]

White Tumblr users being intimidated by Rap music is like the only thing on the planet that makes sense considering that the average Tumblr user is, like, white fujoshi of suburban middle class descent.

[homosexualslug]

obsessed with the Willy Wonka Experience, both a lesson in the dangers of AI and an incredible contender for the new dashcon/fyre festival (x)

I feel bad because it was probably families with kids who got scammed but to be fair this is what their website looks like... there were signs (x)

[rickybabyboy]

Can you help me with legos?

[rickybabyboy]

Thanks everyone for the help moms say they are very proud of me!

[rickybabyboy]

Reminder that you can do anything

[wegmans]

votes republican bc of this tumblr ad i just got

[unstablecryptid]

good riddance live

[lizardsfromspace]

One of my fave narratives of the writer's strike was watching every studio-friendly Hollywood news source go ":( this movie was delayed due to the mean ol' strike", meanwhile random Wallace and Gromit-obsessed Twitter account DiscussingFilm would include "because studio executive, [executive name], refuses to pay workers fairly out of greed" on literally every piece of news, no matter how tangential to the strike, and anyway I'm pleased to see they're still at it

[rickybabyboy]

Yipee!!

[realest-slenderman]

collect my pages

[rickybabyboy]

You got it mr slenderman!

[rickybabyboy]

Where am i?

[wintermasquerade]

"Welcome to the masquerade."

Abel Dumont, CEO (M), played by Shrimps

Arabella Augustine, Video Essayist (F), played by Aster

Azuma Kondou, Talent Manager (F), played by Aly

Cupid, Event Planner (M), played by snow

Darcie D'aubigne, Cafe Maid (F), played by Pastry

Desdemona D'Angeli, Death Doula (F), played by June

Ergo, Metal Singer (M), played by Lovely

Grayson Fletcher, Snowboarder (M), played by Gator

James Oakley, Wall Street Shark (M), played by Spooky

Katsuko Ichimei, Politician (F), played by Lila

Kikine Kimpo, Ultimate Rakugoka (F), played by Jay

Minuet Baudin, Theatre Actress (F), played by Augur

Ruby Rabbit, Detective (NB), played by Vince

Saengmul, Vocal Synth Producer (NB), played by Sheep

Scarlet Ambrose, Prosecutor (F), played by Tulip

Shin, Hitman (M), played by Sandy

Tatsumi Hatanaka, Wakagashira (M), played by Rich

Wu Xue, Postman (M), played by Rei

Yasuhiro Hashimoto, Kimono Tailor (M), played by Dao

Yu-Mi Seung, Ventriloquist (F), played by Faust

[brothermouse-skeleton]

I am SICK and TIRED of seeing so much hate towards Al! Al hasn't done ANYTHING to hurt ANYONE! Al is harmless!

But I can already hear the Al haters out there!

"Al isn't original!" No shit, Sherlock! That's what we love the most about Al.

"People aren't supposed to look like that!" That sounds like a problem between you and God, and frankly, plenty of people like the way Al looks.

"Al is just too WEIRD!" Have you ever thought that you might be to NORMAL to actually appreciate Al?

I think you all need to apologize to Al right now!

APOLOGIZE TO HIM

APOLOGIZE TO WEIRD AL RIGHT NOW!

[gengarpng]

You know what? Fuck you.

*unshrinkies your dinks*

[gengarpng]

[internetwes]

no..... my dinks....

[stardial]

*unskrinkies you*

[internetdruid]

Gogle how.toi stop wildshap,e

[internetdruid]

Nevrmind. Me and my freind.

[hekuuu]

first part of my Baldur's Gate 3 tarot deck!!

[hekuuu]

Part 2 of my bg3 tarot deck

Part 1

[hungwy]

Quitting my job to be a full time discord server friend you play video games with sometimes

[bathroomcube]

OUPPY DOGGIE FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER!!!!!