The Lamest Elf

Xetalie/Penny, 32, She/Her. bulbasaur fanatic. Also dragons. Dragons and bulbasaurs.

[nights-at-crystarium]

Alphinaud Leveilleur found tragically deceased in lake Noondie, Australia

[felwinter-deactivated20190201]

my sister has apparently had to stop playing Skyrim because she stole every book in the game to stock her house so now her house is full of books to the point where it almost breaks the game and every time she tries to read one guards teleport into her home and arrest her

[aminoasinine]

Ray Bradbury - Fahrenheit 451 (1953)

[tsarina-anadyomene]

Yeah i went on this date with this guy and he was really weird about being bisexual? Like he started talking about jerking off to twinks in panties—as though I've never fujo'd the fuck out before—but I was just sitting there stunned: we're in the middle of a coffee shop and I don't think Dolores, age 67, wants to hear about the theater kid—sorry theater "barely-legal"—you're popping a boner to. So I told him to tone it down and then he tried to name drop John Waters as though he's some esoteric figure. He said (out loud!) "I bet you don't know who that is." I ended up going to the bathroom to brainstorm some excuses for bailing with the groupchat, but when I came back I heard him muttering some weird Trump impression to himself. He kept saying "She's hetero Jessica folks!"

[samipekoe]

they are like friends who bite each other

[onedivinemisfit]

Kitten sitting~

[therapatical]

somebody apparently tried to get the Wikipedia page for discrimination against trans men deleted entirely because of the use of the word "transandrophobia". y'all are part of a fucking extremist hate group at this point. it's pride month and the government is killing us and you're actively trying to destroy documentation about trans people's discrimination? really? how fucking evil do you have to be to do this shit?

can we finally admit that these anti-transmasc people are part of a hate group? can we finally address this fucking problem and acknowledge it exists?

[therapatical]

this behavior deserves to have this user's privileges fully revoked and banned from editing. or at least suspended. this is fucking ghoulish behavior.

it's one thing to make a bigoted remark, it's another thing entirely to suggest deletion of the fucking page. nowhere is that necessary, even if you were critiquing the word used itself.

[therapatical]

oh!

[therapatical]

[greatwyrmgold]

Imagine an alternate universe where SCP-173 didn't catch on and few or no other articles were written for that universe. A world where the Foundation basically just secures and contains one weird statue.

[stormbreath]

fun fact: the first couple of SCPs on 4chan after 173 was posted were all statues. in a world where 173 fails to catch on it’s just him and like four other statues that kill you for not properly respecting art

[hypabeast]

statue containment place

[oneheadtoanother]

[boxheadpaint]

unforgiving

[xopachi]

something fast and mind numbingly stupid.

[kushblazer666]

[kayliflower]

with the resurgence in popularity of calvin & hobbes, I’m so surprised no one has included this

[middlering]

My favorite genre of self-portrait is cartoonists being bothered by their characters while trying to draw

Bill Watterson – Calvin and Hobbes (1986)

Hergé – Tintin (1947, Tintin Magazine)

Jeff Smith – Bone (1993, Bone Holiday Special)

Walt Kelly – Pogo (1950, Maclean's Magazine)

And a bonus:

Berkeley Breathed – Bloom County

[polarcell]

for the reverse, take this image of Tove Jansson about to murder the moomin characters

[doubleca5t]

I hate hate hate hate how dog friendly everything is in the city now. Barring medical necessity, there is no reason to bring your dog to a restaurant, there is no reason to bring your dog to the grocery store, there is no reason to bring your dog to the nail salon. Dogs do not need to go everywhere you go why am I being forced to be around dogs all the time

[doubleca5t]

The worst part is the degree to which city people will aggressively fearmonger about crime while also bringing their dog everywhere. Bestie you're more than twice as likely to get sent to the hospital by a dog bite than you are by anything a human does the danger is coming from inside the house

[doubleca5t]

Statistically speaking, homeless people are far less dangerous than dogs but the average city liberal would kill a dozen homeless people to save a single stupid french bulldog it's so bleak I can't stand dog people

[doubleca5t]

Based on the replies to this post I am now convinced that "keep your damn dog at home" is a very much a silent majority position

[doubleca5t]

I'm in Vegas for the weekend and people have their got dam DOGS in the casino???? A DOG DOES NOT NEED TO BE IN A CASINO!!!!!!

[doubleca5t]

[dat-soldier]

Commission for niskers25 on bsky

[minmos]

i hope tumblr users never stop talking about punk music i think we deserve this

[nots27]

First of all, NO movie spoilers in the comments ❌ even if I already saw it, I will be deleting spoiler comments until the final ep is out on YouTube!

Anyways, I made this piece to celebrate the finale of this amazing series that has done irreversible damage in my head, and nothing makes me happier than enjoying the journey until the very end (please don't let it flop, lineart took forever 😭)

[dogpuppy]