The Lamest Elf

Xetalie/Penny, 32, She/Her. bulbasaur fanatic. Also dragons. Dragons and bulbasaurs.

[ot3]

Thoughts on the expression "jilling off"

unnecessary. jacking off is for everyone regardless of gender #equality

[dogboybruisebait]

A local bar is doing like a puppy girl/cat girl rave type thing and they have plastered all over it “not a kink event, this is not pet play” and I’m like are u fucking kidding me…

[xenasaur]

this event is pet serious

[yr-tiktok-mom]

[syrnyj]

[summer-fruits-and-cream]

[hadesisqueer]

Two World Cup finalists from opposing teams in this fucking picture, this sport isn't real

[hadesisqueer]

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

[joyflameball]

[truthscrapper]

SosOTTE would just like to send a little reminder for everyone...👀🐸✨

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[the-big-mood]

In 1997, local television in Kharkiv accidentally filmed one of the most iconic rave moments in history.

[ruinedchildhood]

[operattack]

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

her health bar is enormous

[helltaker-comics]

[jjs-sweet-brain-eating-parasite]

I'm so glad the Major has finally been ripped from the Hands of Production I.G. and has returned to the lesbians

[outofcontextgarf]

[coolerdracula]

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[dapper-lil-arts]

Average MLP Episode:

Twilight: “If I don’t turn in this paper in the next 12 minutes, I’m killing myself and taking the entire town with me.”

Applejack: “My friend made me a batch of cookies I didn’t like and I don’t know how to break it to them. Guess I’m movin.”

Rarity: “I will commit unspeakable acts of war for the chance to attend this high society tea party.”

Fluttershy: “I think the salespony at the market looked at me funny when I came to pick up my order, so I’m never leaving my house again.”

Rainbow Dash: “Apparently, when your doctor tells you to stay off your wings for a few days or else the sprain you have could cause massive ligament damage, you aren’t supposed to respond with ‘skill issue’.”

Pinkie Pie: “Turns out firing a fully loaded cannon at someone’s face is considered assault and battery even IF it’s only filled with confetti. Anyways, the ambassador didn’t make it and I’m pretty sure I’m wanted for capital crimes now.”

Spike Subplot:

You did it! you broke down MLP to its bare essentials!!

[cloudabserk]

the sexism in naruto is actually so crazy and all encompassing. every female character is defined by her relationship to men. the majority are boy-crazy. and it’s constantly remarked upon how weak they are when compared to their male teammates.

not only that but the main male characters actively dislike the women they’ve been paired off with. shikamaru is into temari but his infinite dream is not having to marry her. sai ends up with ino despite finding her ugly. naruto thinks hinata is weird and boring. sasuke’s dislike of sakura is infamous.

adult men’s interest in women is seen as comical and alien. (reactions to the sexy jutsu, jiraiya harassing women). almost all of the adult men are perpetual bachelors or sex perverts (and those who aren’t are stand ins for “mom and dad”).

when boys actually do like girls, it’s to show goofy immaturity and innocence (naruto’s crush on sakura that he grows out of as he reaches maturity, lee’s crush which is dropped entirely, obitos crush on rin which lasts into adulthood just to show he isn’t entirely separate from the boy he once was)

the whole ninja society likes to imagine it is a mostly gender blind world where women can thrive but this is SO obviously untrue. women are almost always healers and support. women make up less than 1/3 of the ninjas even at genin level. girls are almost all desperate to become wives and earn the attention of boys who don’t even like them!

mikoto uchiha was a jonin and presumably directly descended from the uchiha line (based on characters commenting that she/sasuke look just like izuna uchiha), but we only ever see her retired and raising her sons while her husband gets to be clan leader. (why?? if he married into the main family and she is an extremely capable ninja??)

similarly kushina uzumaki is borderline royalty and a jinchuriki, but her husband is hokage. once again the mother carries on the burden of power (for her sons to inherit) but the father has the title and status.

even the backstory of ninja enforces this. kaguya literally ate the forbidden fruit, giving the gift of chakra to all of humanity but also dooming them to fight for eternity. literally womens original sin …

anyway it’s not that all this sexist shit is in the story. it’s that kishimoto seemingly has no idea it’s there and believes the women he writes have epic girl power. how do you even do this by accident. why does every boy hate their wife. why did kaguya commit the original sin ! the girl characters want so badly to be with a boy but they don’t even care that the boy doesn’t like them back!! sakura and hinata are in loveless marriages of obligation and THEY DONT EVEN CARE??? they’re into it??? does kishimoto think men are universally forced to marry women they don’t like? does he blame women for this?WHY IS THE ORIGINAL SIN DRIVING THE BUS ALL THE SUDDEN?

[charmallows]

oodles

[the-irreverend]

That madman...

[dogpuppy]

[saewiam]

amy rose as revelator elphelt cuz they remind me of each other for some reason.......