I'm the Nan with the Plan!

Yes hello friend I am Nan. This blog will be nsfw at times (all such posts will be tagged with #nsfw) Use She/Her Pronouns Only, Please!

[4m4zing-gracie]

// Friendly reminder to y'all, as the Last Act is today!!

[possumsarenice]

Shout everyone else taking the vow of silence today

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

While its eyes are not as big as its mummy's, this baby tawny frogmouth is still using its beady peepers to see the best it can

[buggachat]

the best female characters are the ones that online discourse calls annoying and cannot stand. this is a fact sorry. the more hated she is by the online sphere the better her character is sorry

[saintmelangell]

[pinkbowsandstripedsocks]

[edwardspoonhands]

Honestly, Tvyek is pretty miraculous. It’s permeable to water vapor but not to water, it’s nearly impossible to tear, but can be easily cut. It’s cheap and made entirely without binding chemicals. In addition to being used for wristbands, it’s used to wrap construction sites to keep out water during construction, for tear-resistant envelopes at Fed-Ex, coveralls for mechanics, and my wallet, actually.

Fun tip, though it looks like paper, Tyvek is plastic, and cannot be recycled with paper.

[fairypsychicarchive]

[andromedafalls]

holy fuc

[piisbetterthanpie]

I didn’t even know it had a name

[a-ship-unto-thyself]

best trope: "ugh I guess I'll tolerate you for the time being, but this is a conditional, tactical alliance, and the second I get what I want, we're parting ways" to "you are the only good in the world and I will protect you to my dying breath"

[toxicmp3]

if he has abs he doesnt care about you

[toxicmp3]

men with abs aren’t capable of love

[twinkhole-destroyer]

someone is putting up pictures of me around town and they all say I’m ‘wanted’. which is nice

[cetitanhasmoved]

They're having a 2 for 1 Who gives a Fuck special at the Shove It up your Ass store

[crisis-actor]

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[playfullstar]

ok so…

[hemipenal-system]

reblogging one of my posts with the addition “he*” should be a crime

[hemipenal-system]

i really hate saying make your own post because i think the context most tumblr users use that for is not actually a "make your own post" situation but i am gay and my posts are about women and you can simply just make them about men in silence if you want. you don't have to announce you're doing that

if you want posts explicitly about sex with men try looking in the following places:

anywhere else on the fucking internet

[hemipenal-system]

it’s critically important that you give that trans girl aftercare where she sobs in your arms and you comfort her because she doesn’t really know what it feels like to love and be loved in return and its so overwhelming she can’t handle it

[tlirsgender]

I'm not immune to nostalgia for 2010s liberalism a la "this used to be the sjw website" but honestly ...... as much as the overton window has shifted into hell. What with the fascism. It did always kinda suck though didn't it

[tlirsgender]

We Are having such an insane wave of antifeminism in otherwise lefty queer progressive type spaces but it's easy to forget what we used to have was, like. Pussy hats

[tlirsgender]

That being said we did have Black people here before tumblr exploded their blogs. Women, even. And we had sex workers, too. Tumblr's political climate getting Worse can be pretty clearly traced to nuking all the Black women (2016) and sex workers (2018) and trans women (Right Now)

[poetrylesbian]

good news everyone

[poetrylesbian]

[tpwrtrmnky]

humans should be able to do a special Ultra Sleep after major life accomplishments where you're just out for like 32 hours or something and then you wake up fully refreshed in every way