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Adult // I only reblog things here. If you're looking for Patchlamb/Heather's art, visit prairieprayer.tumblr.com. This theme is the first theme I ever used, so naturally I can't ever change it lmao.. what a dump

[lovdrop]

IT'S PIP!! 🐶🤖

Cosmic-Jester's Pip is out on Gumroad :D

[starknitsweater]

wangxian.mp3

[paulinamakes]

LMAO

[json-derulo]

A skyscraper under construction/renovation in midtown manhattan nearly collapsed yesterday due to a major structural failure. that's not funny at all, of course, but what the spokesman for the developer had to say about it kinda is:

yeah. no totally. we've all been there. everybody makes mistakes, everybody has those days

[json-derulo]

the typical construction mishap:

[goldensunset]

we talk about how surreal it is to befriend really good creatives on here but what’s really surreal is when those really good creatives also have, like, debilitating social anxiety and impostor syndrome. leonardo da vinci is on my dashboard calling the mona lisa cringe. rembrandt thrives off of my deranged tag rambles like a starving college student going after café leftovers

[creekfiend]

gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"

[animperfectangelsblog]

[lutheban]

Dr Ryland grace: *comes back to earth and is revealed to have been alive just living on erid for the past like 40 years*

[catspillsthebeans]

Yellow and Brown are hands down the most queerplatonic-coded duo I have ever seen in any of the shows I’ve watched. As a queerplatonic person myself, I can confirm. They just share the exact same braincell,, they’re the secret third option of being very bonded cats (very bonded cats who share a union that’s just the two of them. And honestly, them being bonded via such a distinguished way that’s not explicitly a relationship or marriage is the most queerplatonic thing to me),, I love them they’re very important to me. happy pride month gays

[liddypadd]

awwww look at the qpr buddies so cute and also why did I actually like the among us show

[burgersburgersburgersburgers]

very big fan of whatever this new meme trend is

[fongus-the-ninth]

Likely one of the funniest things we will get from the extremely late-to-the-party among us show

[pangur-and-grim]

my nephew is explaining to me that the crew who will fly his airplane tomorrow are spending the whole day squeezing all the farts out of their systems so that they won’t fart on the airplane and make it a fart plane. learning a lot about how our world works.

[zackthelion]

miderbeas....

[banbanyuri]

stupid idiot falls over and dies

[homunculus-argument]

Betrayed and backstabbed by your scheming evil advisor? Psch. Skill issue. Absolute amateur problem. Just hire two of them and reward them for snitching on each other. Just make sure that neither of them is gay or they'll just end up hate-fucking each other and fucking you over all the same.

[miss-hexatrix]

"hire two evil advisors but make sure neither of them is gay" are you hearing yourself right now. be serious

[amberautumnfaebrooke]

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

[sociallyawkwardrevolution]

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

[tomhoppusdelonge]

[me, fumbling a social interaction] oh lovely. another haunting addition to the collection