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@sleepytower
IT'S SHOWTIME!
Slightly Selective Pizzatower Multimuse RP Blog! Towered By PeachieLee. (21+) Must be 18+ to Interact.
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"I DIED FIRST!!! GET YOUR OWN SCHTICK!!!"
"Uh. I mean-"
@sleepytower | YOUR CARTOON SHIT WONT SAVE YOU NOW
> oh boy, a two for one deal! those are surprisingly rare nowadays! too bad he'd really not get anything from torturing some one-off throwaway character!
> instead of taking his time with the hilariously pitiful attempt at a distraction, MX just stomps on it, leaving a nice little cheesy and doughy smidge on the ground.
SORRY, PAL, I GOT SHIT TO DO! REMEMBER, YOU'RE THE ONE THAT CHOSE THE HARD WAY!
> with that, MX suddenly lunges and grabs pizzahead before - you guessed it - ripping him in half. damn, he doesn't even hesitate.
"C'mon- Don't Do This! I'm just a little guy-"
The pizza is now being man handled. His final words?
"Shit."
HEY! I drew the response to this! If you DONT want to see:
Pizza Gore! [[ Pizza Gore; tw for cartoony exposed internal organs, pizza shaped blood, the act of a tear away sentient pizza, a handsome eldritch Italian Man getting his sadistic fix, or a sentient pizza NOT getting right back up again ]]
Then PLEASE dont click the read more!
CMERE, PIZZABOY, I GOTTA TEST SOMETHIN.
@antiiinnocence
"nick I swear to the gods you don't believe in kEEP THAT MENACE AWAY FROM ME-"
"M-MX! Heyyyyyy haha hiiiiii hellloooo! We've already got the whole thing settled, really! You should leave the experimenting to the scientists! Don't worry your pretty head about what happens when you tear me in half, I promise its super NOT INTERESTING and won't be fulfilling at all!!!"
"But I'd hate for you to be disappointed- Here! Have this instead!"
"Look how innocent this clone looks! Go ahead, rip him apart instead! I insist!"
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Hey Noisette! Got any New Year's Resolutions?
The rabbit girl is actively decorating a three tier cake when she gets the question. She pauses her pipette work and looks around before turning her head back.
"Oh, for sure! I want to create a few new recipes to broaden my menu, make time for my hobbies a little more, and work on myself as a person!" She begins working again, but continues her chatting away.
"Lots of people have really unrealistic ideas for New Years, and end up having too high of expectations! And of course having goals is a good thing, but being logical about it is important too!!! Like say you want to exercise more, but you start by buying a gym membership instead of doing smaller things at home first to manage your progress! Doesn't make much sense though, right? Well, it does when you make it that simple."
"But when are things ever that simple?" She lifts the cake and places it on the counter as she adds olives to it. "Everyone wants to be healthy, but no one really wants to put that effort into it because it will make them miserable. So you have to make things fun! And do fun things to make the bad stuff easier to handle. So remember that this year!" She takes a small taste test of the cake.
"Hm. Needs more ham."
"I love my wife."
"I love my husband!"
" ... Wow look at the time-"
" excuse you, I don't need silly little 'icons' for people to notice my *~dazzling~* personality. "
"Well isn't that nice. Here, have a little star, just for you. ⭐"
" you guys have to work to look that good? wowie, I feel bad for you! "
"At least we have something to look at~"
❛ that's fine , that's fine ! i can finally take that zumba class they're holdin' at the community cenner on tuesdays . ❜
look , a menace to society has to keep his figure trim .
" Wowee ! " Yippee! Yahoo! Fellow Peppino Conspirators galore! "Zumba classes? I might have to join you for those! Maybe you'd like to attend my yoga class as well? It's good for inner core strength and keeping your cheese stretchy but not runny!"
❛ we movin' the peppino - doomin' ta tonight instead'a tuesdays , now ? or is it just for the holidays ? ❜
"What's the point in havin' a schedule when we could make everyday a torture Peppino day? Except Thursdays, I have Pilates."