Purveyor of Fine Sheiths

• Call me Patch • local cryptid and professional lurker • they/them • looking for the soft sheiths • 30 • 🔞 • 🇦🇺 • happy endings only • Patch @ ao3 •

[babushkahihi]

I miss madly

[curiouslyhigh]

[feinseld]

i missed this post

[bismuth-209]

[fantasiees]

“You never reply to messages” I am just one person okay I am understaffed

[iguessyouregonnamissthepantyraid]

"should we tell authors on ao3 when we have discord conversations about their fics" i don't speak for everyone here but if y'all ever find a group chat discussing my fics you can should must and WILL send me screenshots of the whole damn thing. inflate my ego. gimme

[the960writers]

this whole thing with people discussing a fic in secret, on closed discord servers, instead of leaving a nice comment, is such a loss for fandom. we're losing fic writers with every fic with hundreds of hits and barely a comment.

writers publish to be read. fanfic is meant to be a conversation.

[neenarchive]

no i don't want you to redirect me to your app i want to look at recipe

[neenarchive]

i am not going to a secondary location with you one of us dies here

[k-o-a]

He grew into it

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[rhymneybelle]

[helloitsbees]

[tanukifucker91]

[wifemoji]

you literally need to humble yourself before the cheese grater because what she really craves is human flesh and she can smell your blood underneath your skin. fyi

[drachenmagier]

Finished aurora dragon Acrylics on packing board. :)

Prints and Commissions HP - BSKY

[mrakobesss]

i just rewatched the ep black paladins

[catquarium]

Sleeping in

[mishydraws]

Christmas tree shopping 🎄❄️ Only Kosmo is allowed to pick the tree though ✨

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[kriskris-art]

Sweet 🌼🌼🌼

[catquarium]

When everyone's done with Keith and Shiro’s the only person who can knock some sense into him ie: making sure Keith gets enough rest.

[marlahey]

Look, I’ve never felt any pressure from you that I co-parent. But your idea that I take no responsibility for raising your child…it’s naive. It’s not that I think you’re not capable of raising a child on your own – of course you are – but short of us dissolving our partnership, I’m not capable of not being involved. N-Not  as the child’s father, but as it’s…mother’s friend.

[claudia-kishi]