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a few days ago i think it was matt that said jotaro’s regular order at starbucks would be a pink drink and i can’t stop thinking about it. heinously true and correct

kakyoinryoko

specifically because he likes the color <- this is important

kakyoinryoko

jolyne (who is gay) finally starts willingly spending time with her dad (also gay) at 20 years old and she’s like “yo old man i’m going out for a sec do you want anything from starbucks” and he’s like “sure. venti pink drink” and she’s like “why that” and he’s like “i like the color” and she’s like “are you fucking kidding me” and he’s like “no.” and she goes to starbucks and orders her own thing (grande cafe vanilla frappuccino instead of venti because the doctor told her not to have caffeine and this is as close a compromise as she’s willing to make) and she’s like “my name is jolyne spelled with a y because my parents are crazy people. also my dad wants a venti pink drink because he is flaming” and the barista is like “uh. should i write that on his cup” and she says “no just write jolyne’s dad.”

#And they spell her name Yolene every time

takofukkatsumi

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

#Red dead 2 :( I was going thru a lot irl too so yeah

picsthatmakeyougohmm

wetheurban

Sending love to those desperately trying to reignite their spark.

dagenssvenska

Skickar kärlek till de som desperat försöker återuppväcka sin ginsta.

rigatonidanza

"You can suck penis but you can't pee suckness" sounds like a stupid YouTube poop line but it's actually the opening line of Hamilton

prokopetz

You know, when I've remarked that a lot of the responses to my posts feel like people are just plucking out keywords they think they recognise based on the shape of them and replying to what they imagine the post says based on that, the possibility never occurred to me that this is actually how many American schools are currently teaching kids to read.

prokopetz

Like, my assumption this whole time has been that when folks go "I misunderstood this post that says [thing] as saying [unrelated thing] because I mistook [word] for [completely different word that happens to start with the same letter]", that was a bit. What do you mean they're teaching kids a reading method that's tailored to produce this exact error?

buggyhuman

Three cueing. Once you learn about it, a whole lot of very frustrating online discourse with US Americans makes so much sense 😭

For decades, schools have taught children the strategies of struggling readers, using a theory about reading that cognitive scientists have

hotvampireadjacent

#?#Why do I feel like his wife left him...

pancakeke

I’m watching season one simpsons

#HELP

utopians

duuuuuude you have GOT to come out tonight we're enacting cruelty upon those who have transgressed so badly that we can justify any act against them... and you KNOW we're interpreting our delight as moral righteousness... Yeah it's fucking crazyyyyyyy get an Uber