all-purpose skeleton

[she/her] sometimes i put cool stuff that i like here

[patchworkcardiac]

common everyday mistake: telling a player in your upcoming campaign who had a mechanical horology hyperfication for a couple months a few years ago that they can play as a clocksmith

[patchworkcardiac]

the only issue with deltarune's release schedule is that it gives the community too much time to overanalyze incomplete information, leading some people to treat the "Splinkus Spooplebeen Is The Main Antagonist (on tuesdays)" theory with the same narrative weight as the "John ImportantToTheStory Is The Main Antagonist" theory

anyways DELTARUNE TOMORROW!!!!

[patchworkcardiac]

"oh that makes sense" worldbuilding is nothing in the face of "hehe that's evil put it in" worldbuilding

[patchworkcardiac]

hoes (things i forgot to do) in my dms (reminders app)

[ketrindarkdragon]

Stupid goobers

[patchworkcardiac]

call me a pogo stick the way i can't be effectively used on dirt and also have caused numerous childhood injuries

[patchworkcardiac]

YOU ARE A MERE OBJECT COMPARED TO ME, DEVICE. DO NOT SPEAK TO ME AS IF WE ARE EQUALS. I AM OF THE HEAVENS AND YOU ARE OF THE EARTH. CEASE.

[patchworkcardiac]

that very relatable moment when you're trying to figure out a voice for a character and accidentally start doing a drifter deadlock impression

[patchworkcardiac]

the gender neutral urge to replace all of your teeth with baby swordfish

[sleepii-robo]

did anyone else used to throw babybell cheese wax at the ceiling to see it stick

[patchworkcardiac]

my cat has learned how to unplug my phone its actually so over

[patchworkcardiac]

its just one of those days where you have to rip your limbs off and use the flesh as a medium of creating your swarm of miniature frog-rat-crow familiars, you know?

[patchworkcardiac]

fun enrichment idea: electric chair

[patchworkcardiac]

looking through my drafts, what the fuck was i doing i do not remember this

[videogamesooc]

BattleBlock Theater

2013 | Xbox 360, PC, Mac | Microsoft Studios / The Behemoth

[patchworkcardiac]

i feel like "most likely to get rabies" and "most likely to spread rabies" should be two different awards but thats just me

[patchworkcardiac]

i found out the hard way that swiss miss has milk in the powder