Patch

oc RP account!!

[patchwsmith]

Hello!!

This is a scp OC account, and I will be posting as if this character is running the account.

Account ran by @diristine

ooc

Some Things to Know About Patch:

Anomalous but genuinely has no clue they are.

Deity of all lost things/siren. Amnestics will not work seeing as thats just losing a memory and well, theyre the god of all lost things.

Reality anchors fuck with their ability to know where lost things are.

They are 21, and can legally consume alcohol and all that jazz.

Unironically works at the McDonalds in the Pentagon SCP Foundation

Containment does not work on them, they have many ways to escape. So the Foundation simply allows them to wander around wherever, and live their life as usual. However Dr. Clef is to “check in” on them weekly to ensure nothing has changed (aka he breaks in and steals their food)

They have a pet opossum named Stinky and he is their son and will bite people to save him.

[doctor-cello]

Reblog for free cookies

[terencehomilion]

I'll take all the cookies you have with just one repost. This is ALL MINE

pwease

[doctor-cello]

Guess I'll have to make more....yay! :3

[patchwsmith]

c….ookie?

👉👈

[patchwsmith]

What you think about Leila and Bran? (The sillies😔)

Diristine Here!! So Patch is simply my Leila rewrite. I wasn't a fan of her character and well, here's Patch! They are DV's younger sibling that he would kill for, and got contained by the Foundation for about a year or so (prior to them finding an instant means to escape via Way) hence his VTuber Channel dedicated to the anomalous world! Now Patch breaks containment so often theres just, no use in trying to keep them contained.

Too much manpower put towards a silly guy with opossums, so now Void is just running his channel on principal at this point.

Also, Patch has never met Bran! In this timeline he is a demonic entity who made a deal with Void and now is just chilling in the man's head. He doesn't wanna go back to Hell so he kinda just extended his contract with Void with the sole purpose of vibing. Plus there was no epic end battle seeing as Patch broke containment and found Void before it could happen.

I loved this question though! Gave me a reason to yap about the differences between the canon Void universe to mine. Aka, the only universe ever since the actual channel started using AI smh.

[patchwsmith]

These are all of my children. I love each and every one of them!! Well, these are drawings of them- I got bored at work (dont tell my boss pls)

[patchwsmith]

ALRIGHT. I have been EVERYWHERE looking for someone who might know where my goddamn ham is. you've been suggested to me. I have not seen my ham. I would like my ham. have you seen my ham?

-Dr Pockets (@dr-pockets)

Hmmm your ham?

Specifically yours?

Well….

Check the left shoe in Dr Clef’s office, p sure it’s in his shoe. Not the ones he wears (fucking socks and flip-flops bitch) but the ones I’m 100% sure he stole from the butterfly man. Fingers crossed its there for you.

- Patch

(PS: i think part of it is in a ham sandwich in the cafeteria in line #2, the fourth one from the right 2 rows back. Good luck)

[patchwsmith]

Okok so HEAR ME OUT-

A lil star on my sternum bone! To match my hip stars! I'll give you like, er, $45! And free cello lessons for like a month if you wish.

Problems- I don't know if I'll pass out or not during the tattoo- even if it is numbed.

Also when I got all of the other ones, I couldn't shower for like a week!

-Dr Cello

@doctor-cello

Hearing you out, and accepted. Well- negotiation to also include an energy drink but thats optional. I just like the taste of the strawberry monster, its so good-

Free cello lessons too? Count me in, Ive been meaning to learn so I could impress someone. Dont ask who, I won’t tell. Cause if he finds out Im trying to impress him I think I might die and refuse to show my face ever again.

I’ll keep tattooing if you pass out dw, ik I shouldnt but- whos gonna know?

-Patch

(PS, what color do u want it? And when? Ill get it done asap if u want)

[patchwsmith]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ME!!!!

Gonna go get high with some friends today, don’t tell anyone important. Trust 🙏🙏🙏

[archet-f-floquet]

Happy birthday, Patch!!

Hope you have a fun day♡

[patchwsmith]

Thank you!!! I got baked, it was fantastic. Did you know SCP-420-J or whatever Robert called it is like, the best fucking weed ever??

[archet-f-floquet]

I did know that!

... From other people's recollection, obviously.

[patchwsmith]

Its why it took me forever to login again, I was having the time of my life.

[patchwsmith]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ME!!!!

Gonna go get high with some friends today, don’t tell anyone important. Trust 🙏🙏🙏

[archet-f-floquet]

Happy birthday, Patch!!

Hope you have a fun day♡

[patchwsmith]

Thank you!!! I got baked, it was fantastic. Did you know SCP-420-J or whatever Robert called it is like, the best fucking weed ever??

[patchwsmith]

I may have consumed a small shot of alcohol someone gave me- ahaaa........ i think my alcohol tolerance is a bit low......sso how bad does a tattoo on either side of the spine hurt? eha... and how much would it cost?

-cEllo

@doctor-cello

It’ll cost one mcdonalds happy meal and a hug. It’ll also hurt as much as it hurts, I dunno. I really should know this stuff but I have a high pain tolerance so-

Also you sure you want to get one while drunk? Imma make you sign a waiver so I cant get sued if you dont like it.

-Patch

[doctor-cello]

ahhhh m not DRUNK jst a bit loopy- maybe thhey put somethin in it-dont evr accept drink from strangrs kid

i heard it eally hurts :(

[patchwsmith]

Then we’ll just use numbing cream! Easy! Though, I’d still need you to sign a consent form either way, for my own safety yknow? Anyways, I’m willin to do it. Namely cause I know youve been wanting these ones anyways. If you wanted something completely new? Hell no!!

[patchwsmith]

I may have consumed a small shot of alcohol someone gave me- ahaaa........ i think my alcohol tolerance is a bit low......sso how bad does a tattoo on either side of the spine hurt? eha... and how much would it cost?

-cEllo

@doctor-cello

It’ll cost one mcdonalds happy meal and a hug. It’ll also hurt as much as it hurts, I dunno. I really should know this stuff but I have a high pain tolerance so-

Also you sure you want to get one while drunk? Imma make you sign a waiver so I cant get sued if you dont like it.

-Patch

[patchwsmith]

Patch, I am in dire need of help! Someone hid/stole all of my platform boots and heels! I only have flats!

Now I have to walk around the site in my true height- I can't go out like this! Can you help me find them? Most are at least 5 inches tall..

-Dr J Cello

@doctor-cello

Okay so, they're all hidden in the fridge on the second floor breakroom. Do not ask me why they're there but they are. Who would put them in a fridge anyways? Be smarter and put them in the ceiling tiles!!! Wait, dont do that- but if you do credit me for the idea.

-Patch

(PS, im sorry if theyre hidden above ceiling tiles next time, my bad)

[doctor-cello]

Could you, er, fetch them for me? Pretty please? I don't want to leave my room like this!

[patchwsmith]

Of course!! Give me a bit to get to the site, I'm working somewhere else right now. Shouldn't be too long for me to get there though, maybe thirty minutes? Yeah, thirty minutes.

[patchwsmith]

Patch, I am in dire need of help! Someone hid/stole all of my platform boots and heels! I only have flats!

Now I have to walk around the site in my true height- I can't go out like this! Can you help me find them? Most are at least 5 inches tall..

-Dr J Cello

@doctor-cello

Okay so, they're all hidden in the fridge on the second floor breakroom. Do not ask me why they're there but they are. Who would put them in a fridge anyways? Be smarter and put them in the ceiling tiles!!! Wait, dont do that- but if you do credit me for the idea.

-Patch

(PS, im sorry if theyre hidden above ceiling tiles next time, my bad)

[patchwsmith]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ME!!!!

Gonna go get high with some friends today, don’t tell anyone important. Trust 🙏🙏🙏

[patchwsmith]

is it true you're dating..... leans in to whisper...... skitter marshall

What?? No? I mean we’re just real good friends, like super good friends- he always makes sure to visit me whenever hes on the world or in the area and I always let him sleep over whenever he’s here. Sure he’s like, the prettiest most interesting person alive- but we’re not dating okay??

I dont even think he likes me like that

[patchwsmith]

I'm very glad that somebody else had the idea of taking the McDonalds in the pentagon and making it McDonalds in the scp foundation

Wdym the idea?

I just applied for the job and BAM!! I work for this Foundation thingy- the same that’s been kidnapping me like once a month! Super weird place, but hey, I gotta get paid somehow.

- Patch

(P.S. dont tell Mr. Carter or Robert Im workin at McDonalds, theyd kill me I think)

[patchwsmith]

hooray! I'm finding so many people to come bother lately

-Dr Pockets

Why are all these doctors appearing?? I swear Im not sick or contagious or nothin! Well Dr. Pockets, you can visit me anytime as long as you dont mind opossums and the potential raccoon!

- Patch

(P.S. Do you work for that Foundation thingy too?)

[patchwsmith]

"Ask me or I'll cry"?

Nonono- dear- don't cry! If you ever need a hug or to just chill somewhere quiet stop by my office <3

-Dr J Cello

@doctor-cello

It’s a joke Celly!! You dont mind if I call you Celly do you? Imma call you Celly. Though I will definitely take you up on that hug offer, not cause I’m sad but because I fucking love hugs.

- Patch

(P.S. Your office smells nice, like not in a weird way, it just smells nice)