Elven handsome

🕯️

[terencehomilion]

Oopsy whoopsy

Ah, I seem to have posted this here by accident🤭

I hope Teddy Bear will deign to pay attention to me

I've been waiting for this big boy for a long time and I have a special gift for him 🎁✨

[terencehomilion]

I don’t like you

where’s lawrence

HOW DARE YOU WRITE THIS TO ME, YOU ARROGANT BASTARD?

You come to me without proper respect, dare you write me such things and ask about some other person? Do you think your anonymity will save you? I'll find you and kick your ass!!! Continue to hide behind your little "send anonymously" button, you cowardly idiot, but know that I already know who you are and am preparing a terrible plan for revenge. If I receive messages in such an intonation again, and with insults. I WILL CATCH YOU, HOOLIGANS, AND KICK YOU ON THE ASS! I WILL CATCH EVERY ONE OF YOU!

Lawrence? This guy forgets the location of his phone and its existence in general. You can meet him in the break room or cafeteria, at a strictly appointed lunch time. I advise you to catch him in person.

[terencehomilion]

Ah, Terence, dear- I know you're....well....mad- but uhh..............a week? You'll at least walk with me, right? If you are not willing to even do that I may have cookies

-Dr Cello

@doctor-cello

NOOOO! JUST NOT MY COOKIES Of course I'll go for a walk with you, yes.

[terencehomilion]

Terence dear.......

Is there any reason why my brand new bass was knocked over on the floor after you were the last person in my office? I want to believe it wasn't you, but the odds are high that it was. It sustained a scratch! A very tiny, almost not noticeable, very light scratch but still! A scratch!!! I hope this will not happen again....

-Dr J Cello

@doctor-cello

Maybe I or you didn't put it up stable enough so that it wouldn't fall, I suppose the wind blew and it fell.

But I definitely remember that it didn't fall in front of me, I know how to handle a tool!! I consider such accusations VERY insulting! I will help you get rid of the scratch, but before that I will be very offended at you and will not communicate with you for a week.

[terencehomilion]

Dear Terence, a terrible thing has happened. I accidentally ruined my favorite baking pan! It will take at least a week to replace, which means no cookies for at least a whole week!

-Dr Cello

@doctor-cello

NOOOOOOO💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 This breaks my heart….

I'll wait…

[terencehomilion]

🖕

Okay bro, if you think you can send this to me and you won't get any punishment for it, then you're wrong

You sent me a "🖕" once, and you'll get a reply 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 AND I'LL SHOVE THEM DEEP UP YOUR ASS IF YOU SEND ME THAT SHIT AGAIN.

[doctor-cello]

Reblog for free cookies

[terencehomilion]

I'll take all the cookies you have with just one repost. This is ALL MINE

pwease

[dancing-drake]

Hello, kind staff of the med bay! I have unfortunately sustained a bad wound. Turns out shaving with slippery hands is dangerous! Who would have figured. The wound is not that bad. Just kidding. There is a lot of blood. Like, wow, i haven't seen this much blood in a while. The cut is ~4.5 inches long and pretty deep. Its on the back of my calf. It also hurts really bad and I am lightheaded but thats not important.

Now normally, I am aware, this needs stitches. But I do not want stitches. I have an ice pack, rubbing alcohol (hurts too much, I will NOT be using) and bandages, so basically sufficient first aid. I will be hiding until it heals in hopes I won't be dragged back to the medical wing.

Now, trust me, I have learned my lesson about hiding from the big scary guy in an office with my name on it. It will not be as easy to find. Don't bother trying to find me in my quarters/living space, it will be locked. NOT BECAUSE I AM IN THERE- but because I am AWAY, so the door is locked so nobody breaks in WHILE I AM AWAY. The windows are locked too. Don't bother sending the big scary guy again I will be fine and DO NOT need stitches. Just letting y'all know so you don't worry about me <3

-Dr J Cello

@doctor-cello

To my knowledge, shave cuts are usually long and a bit diagonal in depth, though rarely deep despite the profound bleeding, hence require no stitches. The fuck happened?

If it's actually serious—and if you told me I figured it is, otherwise I wouldn't know—ask @terencehomilion to bring the kit for slash wounds, the one with the surface-level potion vial. He's afraid of needles just as you are, so no psych damage except for his peculiar personality

[terencehomilion]

I'm already running, my dear! @doctor-cello

But seriously, why are you so afraid of doctors? We're trying to save people, and you're running away from us.

Cuts can usually heal on their own, but not without accompanying discomfort, such as burning or pain.

In the worst case, even a small wound can start to fester, and from there it's not far to blood poisoning and …💀💀💀

Don't bring yourself to this. We still really need you, young lady.

[terencehomilion]

how tall even are you

Oh, if you're so interested, I'm a man of ideal proportions and build, at 78 kilograms my height is 6'1"

[terencehomilion]

I feel like you and Soren Baltimore from Camp here and There would get along very well

HUH???

Are we similar in some way, darling?

ⁱ'ᵐ ᵛᵉʳʸ ˢᵒʳʳʸ ᵇᵘᵗ ⁱ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵉᵛᵉⁿ ᵏⁿᵒʷ ʷʰᵒ ⁱᵗ ⁱˢ, ⁱ ʷᵒᵘˡᵈ ᵇᵉ ᵍˡᵃᵈ ⁱᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵉˣᵖˡᵃⁱⁿᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵉ ʷʰᵒ ⁱᵗ ⁱˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗᵒˡᵈ ᵐᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ʳᵉᵃˢᵒⁿ ᶠᵒʳ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵖᵒⁱⁿᵗ ᵒᶠ ᵛⁱᵉʷ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵃᶜᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʷᵉ ʷᵒᵘˡᵈ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵃˡᵒⁿᵍ ʷᵉˡˡ

[doctor-cello]

Just so you know, someone is switching around all the tea bags in the break room. I think it's all become caffinated. I'd blame Taurice but I don't think he drinks tea. But it's all weirdly strong, FY1.

Oh- oh dear.. who would do such a thing? @justtaurice Taurice dear could you find the root of the cause please?

[justtaurice]

Hey, I’m not an investigator-for-hire.

But yes

Why would I do that anyway.. getting everyone else hooked on caffeine would mean less for me

You know who does mess with the break room? @terencehomilion. If you have anything vaguely breadlike in there he’s going to steal it. NO SHAME whatsoever. idk why he’d mess with the tea unless he needed it for his potion bullshit, but it’s worth considering

[terencehomilion]

What?! HOW DARE YOU!💢💢💢💢💢

I've never stolen anything from a break room! I was stealing from the cafeteria.

It's been a couple of times! There were some girls trying to take the last buns with berry filling, my favorites, I couldn't let them do it.

I have nothing to do with tea, if I wanted everyone to have, for example, massive diarrhea, I would do it more stealthily.

[terencehomilion]

A few concerns-

I fear that if you were to enter my office, your ego would knock over all of the instruments over, and break them!

Is there any way for you to leave it outside? I'm not even sure it would fit through the door......

Sending love and kindness,

Doctor J Cello

@doctor-cello

Is this a veiled invitation to your office? How sweet And hey, my ego is not that big, it's just that not everyone can understand how much I do for the foundation and mean to them.

Your office will be fine if it is tidy. And I'm not talking about basic dusting of shelves or cleaning of desk, I'm talking about complete -harmony- and order in the office. Files arranged alphabetically, not a single trash on the desk.

If there is not at least that, I'm afraid I will have to lecture you, young lady.

[terencehomilion]

DR. JEKYLL'S TERRIBLE SECRET REVEALED @dancing-drake

I think it's time to reveal the most terrible secret of Dr. Jekyll, who tried to hide it from us.

I recently came across an interesting find in Dr. Jekyll's things. I wasn't exactly digging, it was probably the doctor's latest purchase that he hadn't had time to unpack, so I did it for him.

You know, I have some investigative skills from my previous job.

Seeing this in my hands, I first thought for a long time WHAT IS THIS?

Then, having examined it more closely, I saw that these were false hair with small hair clips.

A deep analysis began in my head, why did Dr. Jekyll need them…

I put the whole puzzle together in my head, but before that I needed to make sure of it.

LOOK AT THIS!

LOOK AT THIS!

HE HID FROM US ALL THIS TIME THAT HIS HAIR COLOR TURNS OUT TO HAVE A DEEP MEANING! HE WANTED TO BECOME A HATSUNE MIKU COSPLAYER

Dr. Jekyll, we fully support your hobby that you have tried so hard to hide from us.

And all these years that I worked with him, I wondered why they were turquoise, but the answer was right there on the surface..........

[terencehomilion]

Dear Tenence,

Why is your ask button labeled "Dare to take a risk" (or whatever i alr forgot sry)?

Am I, by putting in an ask, taking a risk?

Terence, you wouldn't put me at risk, yes? You wouldn't?

Slightly afraid,

Dr J Cello

@doctor-cello

Usually they say that it is sometimes dangerous to deal with me, because, supposedly, the reaction to any question can be unpredictable?

Although I never cause physical harm, no, rather a small scandal, okay? Because many people try to hurt my pride and me in general

Also, my answers can depend on my mood, and I am not ashamed of it

And I decided that it would be cool if I called this button "ready to risk", if a person comes to ask me about something, either he should be ready for the fact that I may not be satisfied with his question, or I will not be in the mood

I am an elf, that is my nature and my being.

But I want to say that you don't irritate me yet. You are a cutie sweet pie💞

[terencehomilion]

who taught you how to sign up for tumblr? fucken bigass ears 😭 leave some sound for the rest of us

-you know who

Only one single -pathetic mortal- laughed at my certain advantage over people like you, 🐹🐹🐹Taurice🐹🐹🐹, right? In any case, the topic now is not about my advantages, but about how I learned to register on sites Well, my main teacher in using computers is @dancing-drake

Thanks to him, I can easily navigate websites and the Internet in general. He also introduced me to a game that I now love very much. Speaking of which… Guess what race I play in Warcraft?

All jokes aside, I actually missed your annoying presence, as well as your vampire comrade.

[doctor-cello]

Sketched some characters I always look forward to interacting with!

+ shitty dr cello sketch

blurry pic ignore the cello lesson book

@terencehomilion

@justtaurice

@dancing-drake

camera is shit i need to clean it.

[terencehomilion]

Wow, is that me? Hmm, I like it!

Once again I am convinced that I am always and everywhere magnificent.😌

Try to make my hair more curly next time, thanks.💞

[terencehomilion]

ah-

and you're positive this potion will make me sleep better?

-dr cello

@doctor-cello

Hello-hallo 🙃

We need to find out the reasons for your bad sleep, kiddo.

To explain how the potion works, I'll give you the example of a man with a wounded leg. He is in physical pain and the reason for this pain is also physical - he has a serious wound. In order for him to feel good, I can help him with a potion that heals even deep wounds, and the person will start to feel better. Some potions can cure human illnesses, but again, one must know the source of the problem before using the potion.🧪

Your problem is completely inaccurate, you see, sleep problems can be due to physical overexertion, and it can also be the first bell that you have mental problems. I think it's better to work not with the symptoms, but with their cause.

But I understand you perfectly well in this, dear, and again, I don't use potions to treat insomnia, I usually use green tea, it calms down, causes slight drowsiness and relaxation. Tea picked by me personally! I collect, dry, and brew it for myself.

Can I just bring you my tea? I promise that the effect will be 100%, besides, tea is more useful than coffee. I won't ask you to switch from coffee to tea, but sometimes it's extremely useful.

[doctor-cello]

I can assure you there is nothing wrong with my head! Ignore my 16 missed psyche evals those arent the point-

I love tea!

[terencehomilion]

Ha, wait for me after my shift with him then. 🍵