ORPHAN BLACK SENTENCE MEME
“ Do not snap towels at me, I had a very traumatic childhood! “
“ I love her, and if you let her die without me, it is personal. “
“ Normally I’d say don’t do anything rash, but rash seems to be a genetic trait. “
“ Oh, and hide your ugly face, on the way out of here! “
“ I’m not giving you shit until you give me some answers. “
“ Quiet, she’s just weird. “
“ You are a bloody wrecking ball. You are an exploding cigar. “
“ Are you mad? She’s a homicidal maniac. “
“ This is my unconditional surrender. “
“ Did that actually just come out of your mouth? “
“ I’m beginning to realize crazy is genetic. “
“ I know how frightening this must be for you, but you’ll get used to it. You may even grow to like it here. Just as I did. “
“ I think I need to keep drinking for a while, and then I’ll have an idea. “
“ I came out of the woodwork. Where did you come from? “
“ I can see light in you. “
“ Oh, brilliant. Invite her too. Then maybe we can all cuddle up with Weight Watchers and Grey’s Anatomy. “
“ You are a rock in my stream, blocking the flow. “
“ I need to change. Fetch me something gay. “
“ Holy shit, what’s with the balls of your thumbs? They’re so bouncy. “
“ Can I touch your boob? “
“ People got their money’s worth. “
“ Don’t jump out and scare us with an ax, or some shit. “
“ You, baby Jesus. Come upstairs with me. “
“ I’m not someone you can fight. “
“ You really shouldn’t have done that. I would have made it quick and painless. Well… relatively. “
“ Well, at least she’s got feeling somewhere in her body. “
“ Did he just shush me? “
“ You’re the very best of us. “
“ You always keep yourself at a distance, you never let me in. “
“ No wonder, with those giant banana hands. “
“ Oh my god! Is everyone else’s life this chaotic? “
“ God, you must be one hell of a first date. “
“ Okay, first off, it wasn’t us. “
“ He looks like he was molested by elves. “
“ As long as no one finds a body, we’re clear, so we dump him in the lake. With weights. “
“ I think she might be concussed because she’s being weirdly straightforward. “
“ You touch her again and I will gut you like a fish. “
“ I’m not as perfectly comfortable with manslaughter as you. “
“ No wonder, with those big banana hands of yours. “
“ I could have saved her, but I didn’t. “
“ I think you’re bad goats. “
“ I heard you were in the neighborhood, so I looked for the nearest place to find a pint and a pair of tits. “
“ You’re the bravest thing I know. “
“ Hey, you can trust me. The stuff that I’ve done? No judgment. “
“ How could I capture the nuance? “
“ Just don’t kill my rubber ducky. “
“ You selfish manure bag of a man. “
“ Brilliant. We’ll celebrate with brunch and mimosas. “
“ That’s so thoughtful. Oh my lord, that really takes the sting out of being framed for murder. “
“ Then how about you take your hand off of my ass? “
“ Just when the night is darkest, he shines a light. And a new life begins. “
“ You must have really gotten under their skin. “
“ You’re the wild type. You propagate against all odds. You’re restless. You survive. “
“ Look, I need you to keep telling me we can make it. “
“ I’m not in control of the muse. “
“ I can’t go to jail. I don’t have the temperament. In the shower, if they touch me, I will cut them. “
“ C'mon. Get your shit together, you silly tit! “
“ Well, I didn’t know there was going to be a huge emergency, did I? “
“ Don’t be afraid. I will never leave you. “
“ I’m afraid you don’t deserve me anymore. “
“ Even mothers have to do as they’re told sometimes, don’t they? “
“ It’s some kind of public flagellation day. “
“ Is that coffee? Jesus, you’re the best date I’ve had in ages. “
“ Straight out of Cold Bitch Digest. “
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