im so Bored i could DIE...

m // 20s // its all whatever dude

[retarded-elution]

“Maybe I’m a little bit retarded…”

[patheticguy43]

[patheticguy43]

went to meet my ❄️ 🔌 on a bike bc the trams r fucked again felt like little white riding hood

[patheticguy43]

slowly getting back into shape and then out of it and back in and out and in-

[sandmandaddy69]

Von Wolfe

[scavengedluxury]

Hampstead tube. London, October 2015.

[radiofreederry]

Sounds hot

[thatgoblinjess]

[adventureo]

theres a whole album of song titles you can make just from the words of this tweet

[rockergiirl]

check out my next stoner metal ep, featuring such classics as:

Marijuanification

Complete Derangement

Stoned Sex Drive

Derangement Manifests a Literal Sex Demon

Monstrum Incarnate

Narcotic Parody of Sex

[edjicatrydau-deactivated2026012]

this makes smoking weed sound so much cooler than it is

[discoursedrome]

they're always bringing experts or activists on the news to agitate about porn and there's a standard script for this that's like "I think sex education is important, I'm not anti-sex, but so much of this porn is violent and misogynistic if not outright illegal, and it's far too accessible to our children"

I want to see someone finally be brave enough to say that the government should just make its own porn for teenagers that accords with community values, so they don't have to go to these shady places to get it. I think the government porn would probably be pretty bad but I would be so eager to hear about the process of designing it. there would be so many stakeholders and consultations. in canada it would have to be bilingual

[dickgirlsdaily]

[ellensilica]

everyone loves my LM7805 earrings

[ellensilica]

threaded them onto pearl studs! this could be the next big thing

[ellensilica]

one day i'll be out at a club and some stunningly beautiful they/them will say "i really need an input voltage to 5 volts to power my electronic circuit but all i have is a power source providing 7-20 volts and no voltage regulator!! whatever am I to do?!" and i'll be eavesdropping and make my way over to them and say "i have exactly what you need, handsome" and chivalrously take off my earring for them and then everyone would clap. and the best part is that this could happen twice in one night and i'd still be prepared

[389]

Dune: Part Two (2024) Dir. Denis Villenueve

[festeredhearts]

[cappyclementine]

I think id kiss my clone a liiiittle bit...I dunno....maaaaaaybee (me to my uber driver who's driving increasingly unsafe)

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[flopptropica]

[yxngtrxll]

[bruzum]

[captain-price-returns]

They're going to keep doing this until they accidentally 9/11 a NASCAR event with an AC-130, then spend 100 million dollars getting an army of groypers to post that the pilot was probably trans

[captain-price-returns]

[captain-price-returns]

Love that we have a DoD that doesn’t believe in tradeoffs

>"Why does [rule] exist? Its pointless and only stops cool stuff!"

>leadership stops enforcing rule

>cool stuff happens for a while

>someone makes minor mistake at the wrong time

>100 civilians killed

>"How did we let this happen?"

You think you like cool shit until people die.

It’s “carry on patriots” until a lowest bidder part fails and an F-18 kills 100 beachgoers. Then all the people saying aviation safety doesn’t matter will become NATOPS experts overnight.

[sugarmountainspring]

Isn't a blue angel what its called when you light your fart on fire LOL

[xylophonetangerine]

It's a Finnish cocktail from the 1980s