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i write about Pato, requests are open!!

[patito-oward]

🤍 Masterlist 🤍

Hi everyone! This page has gotten a lot of attention recently and I genuinely love yall so much I wanted to make this page to let you all get to know me!

My name is Rose, and Indianapolis born and raised. I get my love of Indycar from my dad who got it from his, and it’s basically what my entire life revolves around. I’m currently studying communications and public relations with the hope to work in Indycar, dream job is AM social media manager.

I’ve been an Indycar fan since 2018 when I went to the IndyGP for the first time, since then I’ve gone to every Indy race, Mid-Ohio, St. Louis, and this year I’m going to Milwaukee and Nashville. My favorite driver is Pato, but some other drivers I love are Conor Daly, Alex Rossi, James Hinchcliffe, Felix Rosenqvist, and David Malukas. (basically anyone who’s ever ran for arrow + conor)

Some other things I love are TV (Gilmore Girls, NCIS, 9-1-1 are some favorites), Taylor Swift, football, and my dog. I’m trying to get more into F1, but Indycar is my heart sport.

Please send me any and all requests for Pato, or anything else you want to talk about, I love when I get messages in my inbox. I am working a lot on my writing and my master list is organized oldest -> newest, so the stuff that’s closer to the bottom is a lot better written than my earlier things, but I’m still growing everyday.

As a note about my writing, I am a woman, so my work is all envisioned with a female reader in mind, and I don’t feel super comfortable writing for a male reader, so please don’t request it. Additionally, I am white, but I try my best to make all of my writing accessible to everyone and avoid as little physical descriptions as possible. EVERYONE is welcome on my page, and I love all of you who have read this far.

Thank you so much for viewing my page and please follow & check out some of my work!

[patito-oward]

apparently you can only win the 500 after having a child now, @patooward I’m offering my services

[patito-oward]

if I wrote a fake dating / marriage of convenience fic based on this idea would yall read it LMAO

[patito-oward]

apparently you can only win the 500 after having a child now, @patooward I’m offering my services

[patito-oward]

everyone loves to say rossi is an asshole but the 27 crew immediately helped him out of his car and then let him just sit on their stand and conversed with him. then walking down pit row the 7 crew applauded him. arrowmclaren’s admin does not seem like the type of woman to take any bs from a man and she constantly makes it known (on the team account and her personal account) that she loves Rossi.

Everyone he’s worked with / knows only has good things to say about him, so maybe what’s on social media isn’t reality

[patito-oward]

also! after Rossi’s car failed at Indy gp I heard someone on the mound next to me say “honestly that’s what he gets for ignoring me during the grid walk” and I have so much to say about that. first of all, no drivers ever deserve to be put into dangerous situations, their lives are literally at risk every time they step into those race cars. second, you’re not entitled to any driver’s time or attention, they have a job to do, and yes fans are part of it, which is why theres designated autograph sessions, 20 minutes before the green on the starting grid is not a time when they have to acknowledge you. third, taking pictures with a fan usually gets more fans attention, at some point you have to say no. also! bro was in head to toe Pato gear, WHY would he stop and take a pic with you???

anyways, here’s my kind princess rossi who took a photo with me (and had a small convo with me) because I was wearing a custom Rossi shirt and I was the 2nd person to approach him, not 20th

[patito-oward]

everyone loves to say rossi is an asshole but the 27 crew immediately helped him out of his car and then let him just sit on their stand and conversed with him. then walking down pit row the 7 crew applauded him. arrowmclaren’s admin does not seem like the type of woman to take any bs from a man and she constantly makes it known (on the team account and her personal account) that she loves Rossi.

Everyone he’s worked with / knows only has good things to say about him, so maybe what’s on social media isn’t reality

[patito-oward]

every day I’m on this app you people sicken me, where is the Robert Irwin fanfiction at???

[willsmithprincess]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Men’s Hockey RPF Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Macklin Celebrini/Will Smith (b. 2005) Characters: Macklin Celebrini, Will Smith (Hockey RPF b. 2005), Ryan Leonard (Hockey RPF), Gabe Perreault, San Jose Sharks NHL Team Ensemble, Tyler Toffoli, Cat Belanger Toffoli Additional Tags: Will Smith (b. 2005) Loves Macklin Celebrini, Misunderstandings, Not Actually Unrequited Love, Dialogue Heavy, Bottom Will Smith (Hockey RPF b. 2005), more in theory than practice, Eventual Smut, Frottage, Unreliable Narrator, Internal Monologue Summary:

Will has had a crush on Mack since before college, and then they finally get to play together. It’s everything Will has wanted, but when he gets to know Mack he realizes that just because they’re friends now doesn’t mean Mack is going to fall for him. It’s ok though because having Mack as a friend is still so special to him, and he has a plan. He is going to date Mack whether he wants to or not.

OR

Will Smith yearner for 14k words

[patito-oward]

My notes app is filled with incredible ideas with varying levels of thought behind them and I’m soooo tempted to start writing again. (These are willmack ideas but I’m starting to get so excited for May I may return to my Pato roots)

[patito-oward]

will smith making plays and sharks win against preds and then will being a brat during Mack’s interview.. oh he’s gettin CRACKED TONIGHT

[dietcokez]

𝐟𝐰𝐛! 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐬 ᯓ★ˎˊ˗

will smith hockey x f!reader

this is part two! find part one here!

part three coming soon!

warnings: will smith hockey at the end of the day is a man. sorry

dividers from @pixopix

author's note: i did say this was based off the hockey men i know.

[patito-oward]

spot the difference between wsh and my gecko

[patito-oward]

rip tooth gap

[patito-oward]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Men's Hockey RPF Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Macklin Celebrini/Will Smith (b. 2005) Characters: Will Smith (Hockey RPF b. 2005), Macklin Celebrini, Collin Graf, Alex Nedeljkovic, Ryan Reaves, William Eklund, San Jose Sharks NHL Team Ensemble Additional Tags: Birthday Sex, Birthday Smut, Blowjobs, Face-Fucking, Top Macklin Celebrini, Bottom Will Smith (Hockey RPF b. 2005), Will Smith Slut (Hockey RPF b. 2005), Locker Room, background orgy, Degradation Kink, Praise Kink, Dom/sub Undertones, Feminization, Leg Humping, 2025-2026 NHL Season, Face Slapping, White Skates Stay ON During Sex, Drooling, Wet & Messy, Public Sex, Public Humiliation, gagging for it, Dirty Talk, Crying During Sex, cum facial, Deepthroating, Exhibitionism Summary:

Pink with purple curled lettering and a lacey gold glitter border, the sash proudly proclaimed Birthday Girl, stretching from the top of his right shoulder down to cradle his left hip. He reached a hand up to his head and felt around. Yup. A plastic tiara, tiny rhinestones all along the curves and the edges. It sat a little sideways on his head and he fussed with it until it was straight.

a.k.a

will smith hockey's birthday surprise

[patito-oward]

will reposting a thirst edit of mack on the wcpsmrc acct to embarrass mack and then they start constantly reposting edits of each other. until macklin accidentally reposts a willmack edit thinking it was just about them being bros

[patito-oward]

wsh saw this and said what if I just post an edit instead

[patito-oward]

I hope everyone enjoys the first thing you’ve heard of me being about an entirely different sport tickled yalls fancy. anyways indycars back on track in 2 days! I’ll probably be more active then.

honestly had a bit of a bad taste in my mouth since Pato posted about Charlie Kirk— yes, it is that serious —and with the refusal for anyone to acknowledge the speedway slammer ad. And DC race. And Rossi and hinch thanking Pato for an uptake in young female viewership.

my little sport has been so icky this off season and I just don’t have much to say about any of it. I still like Pato, and Hinch and Rossi, but their actions this offseason have not been my favorite!

And yes, I do see the irony in posting about the nhl then complaining about the actions of indycar drivers. I guess I’ve just come to expect more from them, even though I know Rossi’s politics leave much to be desired and racing is no less classist/racist/sexist than any other sport. Making fun of new fans was in fact a weirdly new low! And I 100% expected more out of Pato when it came to ICE especially.

Anywayssss I don’t think this made any sense but I do still be lurking on here and haven’t completely abandoned yall. I just haven’t had much to say. Unless yall want a fic about bitching out Pato for the things he does/doesnt post then I can provide.

[patito-oward]

will reposting a thirst edit of mack on the wcpsmrc acct to embarrass mack and then they start constantly reposting edits of each other. until macklin accidentally reposts a willmack edit thinking it was just about them being bros

[formulafanfics13]

No Serious Sex — PO5 🔥

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Summary: Pato never shuts up, not even when he's got you pinned under him. Between the jokes, the chaos, and the relentless pace, you're not sure if you want to laugh or scream. Either way, he doesn't stop until you're a mess.

Warnings: chaotic smut, playful banter, cocky!Pato, oral, hair pulling, dirty talk, overstimulation

Word count: 0.5k

You should have known what you were in for when he tossed you over his shoulder like a sack of flour, laughing manically as he carried you down the hall.

"Pato!" you shrieked, smacking his back. "Put me down!"

"Gladly," he cackled, dropping you onto the bed with a bounce that knocked the breath from your lungs. He crawled over you immediately, grinning down like the menace he was. "You look so pretty when you're mad at me."

"You're ridiculous," you panted, trying to glare, but his curls tickled your cheek as he leaned in to kiss you.

The kiss was hot and messy, his hands already tugging at your clothes with no care. "God, I've wanted you all day," he muttered against your lips. "Nearly crashed the car thinking about this."

You laughed breathlessly. "That's not funny."

"It's a little funny," he smirked, finally shoving your shirt off. His mouth was on your chest in seconds, sucking marks into your skin with the enthusiasm of a kid in a candy store. "Gonna leave these everywhere, so you can't hide me."

"Pato- oh god-" you moaned as his teeth grazed your nipple.

He pulled back, grinning smugly. "What? You like my art skills?"

Before you could retort, he was between your thighs, tongue diving in like he had something to prove. It wasn't polished, it wasn't slow; it was messy, wet, relentless, and it had you writhing in seconds.

"Fuck- don't stop-"

He pulled back just enough to wink, chin glistening. "Don't worry, baby. I'm like a Dyson. Nothing left behind."

You burst out laughing, your orgasm hitting so suddenly you nearly cried. He groaned against you, lapping up every drop like it was his favourite meal.

By the time he crawled back up, his cock was hard against your thigh, and his grin was feral. "My turn."

You shoved him onto his back, sliding down his body, taking him into your mouth. His head fell back instantly, a loud moan ripping from his chest. "Holy shit- oh my god- don't stop, please don't stop." When you swallowed him deeper, his hands flew to your hair. "Jesus Christ, I'm gonna- fuck, you're evil."

You pulled off with a smirk. "Payback."

He flipped you instantly, pinning you down with maddening energy. "Oh, you're dead."

Then he was inside you, hard and fast, filling you so completely you screamed. His pace was brutal from the start, chaotic thrusts that had the bedframe rattling. His grin never faltered, even as sweat dripped down his temples.

"You're so tight," he groaned, kissing you sloppily. "So good for me. God, I could fuck you forever."

You clung to him, half-laughing, half-screaming as he pounded into you, your orgasm building again. When it crashed over you, he laughed breathlessly. "That's it, baby, scream my name so the neighbours know who makes you lose your mind."

Seconds later, he came with a shaky exhale, collapsing against you, both of you sweaty, sticky, trembling.

For a long moment, silence filled the room until he muttered, "Ten out of ten. Would fuck again."

You smacked his chest weakly, laughing so hard you could barely breathe. "You're insane."

"Yeah," he grinned, kissing your forehead. "But I'm your insane."