The Me Machine.

Patricia ; 26 ; In Love ; Step-mama ; Cat Mom ; High and Happy.

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But I guess that's just bein a cat. Sometimes ya gotta lick shit off your feet.

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I haven't shown you guys my sweet baby boy yet :)

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Literally Just A Recipe #2

Ginger Syrup Chicken

Recipe By: Why The Fuck Don’t We Have Sesame Seeds

Makes: 2 or 3 servings

Ingredients:

2 skinless chicken breasts

1 tsp ground ginger

2 cups rice

Salt

1 cup maple syrup

3/4 cup soy sauce

Instructions:

Cook rice. Everyone has different methods, I put 2 cups of water for every 1 cup of rice and a pinch of salt, bring to a boil in a medium saucepan, then cook for 13 minutes covered on low, then remove from heat and let sit for 5 minutes.

In a small saucepan, combine syrup and soy sauce. Bring to boil and add ginger. Remove from heat.

Slice chicken breasts into small strips. Layer into a tupperware, chicken strips, sauce, chicken strips, sauce, until you run out of chicken. Pour the rest of the sauce into the container and put on a lid. (Size of the container is not important, you do want to limit space though).

Place tupperware in the fridge and marinate for 1 hour.

Heat pan on stove over medium high heat. Coat pan with about a tbsp of butter.

Place chicken strips evenly in pan, and pour leftover sauce from marinade over the strips.

Bring sauce to boil over medium heat, flip chicken strips (should be white on one side).

Cover pan for 5 minutes, then lower heat and simmer uncovered until the sauce thickens. Feel free to flip the strips as you see fit to make sure they are all cooked and get as much flavor as possible. I like to rotate strips from the outside of the pan into the middle for even flavoring and cooking.

Once the sauce has thickened, you can put some rice in a bowl and top it with the chicken and pour leftover sauce into it.

This recipe would be fucking great with some sesame seeds.

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Literally Just A Recipe

Perfect Sheet Brownie

Recipe By: I Was Trying To Make Peanut Butter Cookies And Ran Out Of Peanut Butter

Makes: About 30 regular sized brownies (thin)

Ingredients:

2 cups sugar

2 eggs

1 cup peanut butter

¼ cup Hershey’s cocoa powder

¼ cup milk

¾ cup flour

1 tsp baking soda

Instructions:

Preheat the oven to 350 degrees Fahrenheit; line a large deep pan (like a turkey pan) with parchment paper (dampen bottom of pan with sponge, and make sure paper is trimmed to get it to stick), spray lightly with cooking oil.

Beat eggs in bowl

Mix in sugar with spatula, turning over in bowl until sugar has soaked up all the egg

Mix in peanut butter in the same manner as step 2

Add cocoa powder, same as step 2

Add milk, same as step 2; after all dry ingredients have absorbed milk, it should be runny

Add baking soda, and flour ¼ cup at a time, mixing as in step 2, until all flour is mixed in.

Use spatula to pour mix into the pan, spreading out until it covers the paper in an even layer.

Cook at 350 degrees (F) for 15 minutes. When you pull it out to check, it will be puffed like a souffle, and should deflate. Put back in the oven, and let it finish cooking while the oven cools.

Remove from the pan by lifting the brownie sheet out by parchment paper. Pull the paper down off the sides (be careful if you have delicious crispy edges). Let cool, then cut and enjoy! 

Recipe is great for ice cream sandwiches and layered ice cream cake.

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Funny Memes. Updated Daily! ⇢ FunnyJoke.tumblr.com 😀

[patpatpotato]

Art, specifically watercolor painting, has always been a very significant form of emotional release for me. I wouldn't say I'm very good, but every time I come to my lowest place, this seems to be my consistent response. This is my way of saying goodbye I guess. Word association, over a canvas of color that expresses my harried emotions over someone that my heart still bleeds and burns for. It's a nice way to release what I feel, by putting it all somewhere that I can come back to later, since I have a hard time ever letting things go in the first place.

[luckydreaming]

I don’t know man. This whole teens vs adults thing is fucking stupid it’s 2018 both sides need to shut the fuck up and realize who our real enemy is.

[luckydreaming]

Middle schoolers….they are too powerful and need to be stopped.

[patpatpotato]

I suffer from depression and bipolar disorder. I'm also extremely introverted, I'm a highly sensitive person, and I have high-functioning anxiety. I'm the type of person, that always has something, going on, all the time always. I always have something to complain about, or something that's stressing me out, and of course, through self-therapy now I always have something to be positive about as well. But trust me, I get it. Sometimes you really don't want to talk to anyone. And that's okay. There's nothing wrong with not wanting to talk to people. So do yourself a favor, and just tell them that. Because there's a good chance that the person reaching out to you is someone you actually like having in your life, and you don't want to burn that bridge. Correction, you don't want to let your depression, or anxiety, or whatever it is, take over your life and burn that bridge for you. Example? One of my best friends is twice my age. He comes from a completely different generation, and I've actually learned a lot about face-to-face social interactions from him that have helped me to develop social graces in order to survive around people in a physical setting. He has also felt the consequence of my many psychological setbacks and inner struggles. Several times, he has gone weeks without hearing from me, after reaching out and I explained that I was too stressed to talk. And then I reach out to him and he's happy to hear from me and we get together get a drink, and then we talked for a few weeks and visit a couple times, he shines some wisdom on things I'm going through and I do my best to do the same in whatever manner I can, and then the cycle repeats. And I'm getting better. The cycle is getting shorter, and our friendship is growing stronger. The point is, I have never left him in the dark about anything I'm going through. If I can't talk I just tell him I can't talk and he understands. I am blatantly honest about the things that I feel and think, and he's never judged me or thought worse of me for it. Trust me. And don't let your psychological setbacks, determine the relationships that you have in your life. Because you deserve to have good people in your life, and those people deserve to have you.

[andreeds]

“fellas…”

[lastskiss]

I don’t know if anyone’s posted this yet but this is the crowd during Love On Top and it’s soooo fucking lit i’m crying it’s beautiful (from twitter: beysusfacts)

[plasticcflower]

WOW STOP

[wally-jo]

when ur mom works hard so you give her a break

[swdyww-deactivated20210428]

This is so sweet I cried

[candiikismet]

I LOVE THIS

[ohplesiosaur]

Shark finning infographic by ripetungi.

[hella-free-space]

MANDATORY REBLOG

[end0skeletal]

This sounds like a lot, but it’s true. An estimated 100,000,000 sharks per year are killed, threatening many species with endangerment or extinction.

[traveling-spartan]

Scary predators are important to the ecosystem, too. Conservation’s not just about the panda bears.

[ardate]

Per hour. Not per week, not per day. PER. HOUR.

[heallbeecat]

THIS SHIT IS NOT OKAY!

[chadleymacguff]

[thetalkingleadstotouching]

I’m walking everywhere like this from now on.

[chadleymacguff]

[thetalkingleadstotouching]

I’m walking everywhere like this from now on.

[lumi--x-blog-blog]

[watchfashionista]

PlayStation 1 Startup

I just had an eargasm.

[ascendingreality]

this is what plays whenever I take a shit

[blackpharaohgoldenfro]

The PlayStation is my favorite game console of all time, and this is one of the reasons. 

[therightprometheanfire]

American Children: Hey, can we be murdered a little less please?

Republicans: What the fuck? What about my guns? What about me, a person innocently playing with my death-machines as a hobby? I am the real victim here. Kids these days are so entitled…

[cwunch]

♡

[squishyscribbler]

Weapons of mass destruction

[orchidvioletindigo]

Oh my God, watch it unsheath its little claws in the first one

[spartanlocke]

[moved-to-naltorians-blog]

[gayassjana]

I’m losing my SHIT