I'm Not Dead

Patricia. #31 for Lyon. I make appearances on the USWNT when I feel like it. People say I look like Alex Morgan but I don't know who that is.

[patriciamorgan31]

Apparently I'm a vegetarian

[patriciamorgan31]

Looks like I'm gonna have to suit up for the friendlies, since they're running out of players.

[bae-belladonna]

so… @nerdy-softball and i got a little inspired by this here post 

[bae-belladonna]

Part One | Part Two

[patriciamorgan31]

When you fuck up your hamstring from just running 🙃🙃😞😞

[patriciamorgan31]

Googled "Orlando Pride" today Seems like that Alex chick has her work cut out for her.

[horanlindsey11]

Very proud Alex!

Dzsen, Ada, Cami, Josee, Eugenie, Jess, Keisha, Caro, everyone in this amazing team!

[patriciamorgan31]

@allielong you have a lot of gifs of me. Where did you get those.

[tobinheath]

Oh my god you have a tumblr…

[patriciamorgan31]

@allielong of course I have a Tumblr. It's not safe for me to have a twitter! That Alex chick is on twitter and people already confuse us enough

[tobinheath]

#FREESALLY

No. You Sally stans can go stuff it. Like Patricia has worked so hard to get where she is and obviously deserves more credit for what she does for the team and more playing time and you just go and undermine her talent like that in favor of Sally??? God. 🙄

[nothingsguaranteed]

Stop trying to make #FreeSally happen. It’s never going to happen.

[lexi2024]

@uswntfandom you just said Free Sally 10 minutes ago….

[nothingsguaranteed]

I told Lizzie I was wrong and Sally needs to stay straight chillin with Poot in the basement. Patricia is where it’s at.

[tobinheath]

@in-solo-we-trust she has seen the light. Patricia is the real deal.

[lexi2024]

@skatertobin  Does Patricia have a nickname? Can I call her Patty? 

[tobinheath]

She’s sometimes referred to as Pat. But she doesn’t mind other nicknames. Except Patrick. Tobin likes to call her Patrick to get a rile outta her.

[k-o-5-blog]

i freakin leave for 10 minutes and you guys go HAM

[tobinheath]

Sally’s existence wasn’t ever supposed to be known. And that’s for a reason.

[k-o-5-blog]

Sally stans are so fckin annoying. Patricia4Lyfe

[tobinheath]

Like I don’t even understand. Patricia is so underrated and she deserves so much more credit than what people give her. Clearly.

[patriciamorgan31]

Hey hey whoa hey. Patty is a no go. Some bad shit is attached to that name man.

And who the hell is sally?!

[fridamaanum]

can anyone confirm or deny the existence of Whitney engen? I think I saw her but I’m not really sure and I just need to know . where is Whitney engen

[tobinheath]

With Patricia

[patriciamorgan31]

I know Whit! She's a good pal.

[rumorsflying]

This is a picture of my friend Patricia. She used to be a happy girl who loved to play soccer and wear blue pre-wrap. One day Patricia got turf burn and died instantly. Please, don’t play on turf fields. It’s the most dangerous thing out there. Please, don’t wind up like Patricia.

[tobsernal]

@skatertobin

[tobinheath]

Oh my god that’s a conspiracy theory. Patricia didn’t die! She just hides in lockers doing visualizations.

[patriciamorgan31]

So I'm dead now. Great. How long have I been dead? Why didn't anybody tell me??? I'm not dead!

[uswntdefinitions-blog]

[patriciamorgan31]

I appear when I feel like it.

[patriciamorgan31]

Went out today. Someone yelled "it's Alex Morgan!" And ran up to me. I politely tried to explain, "No. I am Patricia." They continued to insist I was this Alex person. Care to explain @notalexmorgan-13 ?

[padfootnprongs21]

Seger-Morgan friendship is life.

[patriciamorgan31]

How do you say 'Blue Pre-Wrap' in French?

[bae-belladonna]

Someone said it looked like Bardsley wanted a piggyback ride and I…I couldn’t resist. I think I’m about only 2% sorry for doing this. 

who am i kidding i’m not sorry 

y'all might wanna turn your sound on

[patriciamorgan31]

I don't know if I appreciate this

[patriciamorgan31]

Who is this woman. I've never met this woman before in my life. People tell me I look like her. I don't look like that.