Let's Make an Accident

[patrickejohnson56]

She doesn't believe that I am Batman.

[n0vi]

[patrickejohnson56]

Me during the entire months of summer: sleep, eat, television, video games, don't see sunlight for 3 days

Everyone else in one day of summer: went to the moon, fell in love, traveled to france, met obama, kissed lance bass, starred in a porn, got a tattoo, rode a giraffe

[crappybird]

[crappybird]

transparent

[patrickejohnson56]

How to be ugly

Step 1: Look like me.

[katelouisepowell]

[kingjaffejoffer]

[spaceplasma]

Dirty thunderstorms

A dirty thunderstorm (also, Volcanic lightning) is a weather phenomenon that occurs when lightning is produced in a volcanic plume. A study in the journal Science indicated that electrical charges are generated when rock fragments, ash, and ice particles in a volcanic plume collide and produce static charges, just as ice particles collide in regular thunderstorms.

[blackink-whitepages-blog]

[patrickejohnson56]

I want to go on a date.

I haven't in much too long. This isn't me complaining about being lonely or anything, but I just miss spending a nice evening with someone. You know? I want to dress up a bit, go to a real restaurant, and make a real connection with someone else. Learn their joys, fears, and aspirations. Maybe see a movie, maybe go for a walk. That just sounds perfect to me right now.

[thetrustsweetpoison-blog]

[yeahniall]

Anonymously tell me your honest opinion about me. I can't reply, just publish.

[oldchum]

[komandr-deactivated20150125]

[lemonwaterandblackcoffee-deacti]

[rlert-deactivated20130915]

i dont like camping but lets go and do this

[snack-eater]

Bitch slap a la Sony.

[cabernetsauvigmom]

I just wanna kiss you for a few hours