Abyss

I make soul blorbos.

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Me: *looking at a porcelain hand in the home decor aisle of a store* if I lost my hands in some kind of tragic accident, I’d decorate my entire home with hand-shaped things. Then I’d invite guests over for like, dinner parties and such and sit there expectantly just basking in their discomfort.

My boyfriend: Do you hear what you say when you talk? Do you know what you just said to me?

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Do you ever think if you brought a medieval peasant to the modern world they would look up at the sky, see no stars, and say: "the devil has come for you all"?

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I'd let Mothman fuck me

- my boyfriend

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This clip has me on the floor in tears

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Note to self:

Don't talk about the space whale at Thanksgiving

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Here come the Divorce Rats

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I just forgot what custard was called, and now I've gone and made a fool of myself

Because I said

"Cause y'know, eclairs are full of that white creamy substance"

If you need me, I'll be contemplating my existence

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FUN FACT

Jellyfish are technically lamps, but only in captivity

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New quote of the day:

I'm experiencing a lot of emotions right now, and many of them are telling me to punch something

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Why is it that when talking about one of these:

My first thought was "yeah you could cut someone's dick off with that"

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Haven't posted these yet

More Blorbos

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The face of a biter

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Just a little dude

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Soul blorbo

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Another one

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Soul blorbo