Malleus Draconia

I suppose I will be trying out this internet thing. Lilia told me of it (Also all credit for art goes to the original artist! I do not post my own art, so all art on this page goes to the op)

[therealmalleusdraconia]

Welcome!

You have found the blog of the Malleus Draconia prince of Briar Valley and student at Night Raven College. Here are a few rules think should be implemented. By no means am I Mr. Rosehearts, but these are very simple

1) reblogging is ok! I just ask that you ask me!

2) DM’s are always open for whatever

3) I would like to become familiar with my anonymous users so give yourself a name! An anonymous name

4) I will never spoil events for those who play on the English server

5) I do take requests for writings, if you ask for a 18+, anyone under 18 is off limits but if you want something like the first years being idiots, ofc I’ll write that!

6) do not ask me about theories, go to DM if you would like me to discuss those, I do not wish to start pointless fights

7) speaking of fights, if I post something and it leads to a fight or argument in the comments, I will delete the post.

8) Crossover OC’s are allowed but no OC’s that are from inappropriate shows. Such as Hazbin Hotel, Helluva boss or anything like that. Please. The characters from those shows do not so kid friendly things. Please

9) if I feel like you are a minor, I will DM you and let you know that I think you are. If you aren’t a minor and I’m wrong, please just correct me. I’m trying to keep everyone safe. I’m in Germany, I would hate for something to happen.

10) anything else is free game!

Welcome all to twisted wonderland

[alcrego]

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[cozymochi]

A teaser wip of what’s to come because of a certain weird twist of fate (read: favorable pulls from a joke threat) made me obligated to go public. It’ll drop in full completed at some point idk, I will not go into detail until then.

ko-fi

[angelcrisis]

SCREAMING, KICKING MY FEET GIGGLING

[therealmalleusdraconia]

Lick

[for3v3r-und3r-a-curs3-blog]

[moonandstarshangoutinbars]

@allonsy-moony @clodyghost @isalikescherriesandblue @eden-3000 @very-gay-poet @nonbinary-potatoes

[moonyisnotonfire]

GUESS ILL START FKN SOBBING

@tastelessleather @neverlet @dtmsrpfcringe @noblehouseofgay @wyndigos-blog

@maraudering-times @marauders-brain-rot @caiizawa @hexa-ro @orion120048

@drowninkystar @shouldhavebeenarockstar @tea-blankets-andstars @madame-marauder @the1970sdeadgaywizard-regulus AND EVERY OTHER MOOT ILYSM

[falling-stars-dont-go-far]

DONT MAKE ME CRY YOU JERK

@bralnwashed @bibeantransbean @noblehouseofgay @allonsy-moony @yesiamprocrastinating @printershorts @danaris112 @starsarestories @orion120048 @my-castles-crumbling everyone in the discord and all my moots

[printer-notprincess]

ADSKFDGJD???

@wishiknew224 @garden-of-runar @aesthetic-writer18 @the-stars-drowning @bralnwashed @bibeantransbean @yesiamprocrastinating @percyweasleyapologist @noblehouseofgay AND EVERY ONE OF MY MOOTS <33

[a-chance-of-raine]

AWWWWW THANK YOU <33

@justaboymadeofhoneyandglass @aidens-ocean-galaxy @sotiredimbored @demon-of-ur-dreams

@butch-marauders @here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can @a-t1r3d-b1s3xual @reggieswriter @totalcharliespringsimp @garden-of-runar @regulusmoonbeam @themortalityofundyingstars

AND SO MANY OTHERS<333

[rednexxsaysthing]

@itz-pandora @aesthetic-writer18 @drgregmousebites (i forgot the mods user mb 😭) @asktheevilgeniusesson @gayfrogtime @abbyroseflame24 @donniesexceptionalmind @punkrockhound @stardynamite

[thepossumest-awesome]

DUDE THANK YOU SO MUCH

My partner (not on tumblr), @odeggy, @jesus-is-an-ally, @spocks-got-a-glock/@beloved-of-john, @emdabitchass @elmoeatschildrenoccasionally, @asp3n4ever, @blairthebword, @demigod-jack-hearth, @questionable-ftm-passing-advice, @rednexxsaysthing, @thingonthenet.

Pretty sure the rest of my moots I’ve met in earlier years. I love ya’ll!

[emdabitchass-deactivated2025020]

AHHHHHH TYYYYYYY

@demigod-jack-hearth @reyna4ever @the-smart-and-the-dumb-one @superbstarlightsheep @andlikeeveryonetbh

[the-smart-and-the-dumb-one]

AWWWWW TYYYY

@demigod-jack-hearth @superbstarlightsheep

[superbstarlightsheep]

Aaa tyyy

@the-smart-and-the-dumb-one

@born-of-moonlight

@ravensonofdionysus

[thecalm-and-thechaos]

Awwwww 🥹<33333

@this-rose-has-thornes @thementallyillapollochild @that–lavender–haze @fallensonofthewineanddramagod and idk who else to tag at the moment shdjjdnebdjejdn

[irisseaveline]

AWHHH😭🫶🏻

@lovely-blond-child @your-favourite-iris-kid @archery-and-musicals @thathypnoskid

[archery-and-musicals]

AWWW THANK YOU IRISSE! <33

@mireya-the-awkward-extrovert

@thathypnoskid

@arisdaughter

[arisdaughter]

THANKS<3

@this-lovely-universe @willows-pjo-ocs

[lovely-writes-alot]

No generally I’m about to cry

@childofthewargod @totally-not-castor @hellincarnation

[childofthewargod]

WTF NO

I AM NOT CRYING ON A FRIDAY AFTERNOON

@ravensonofdionysus @debacleofdaemons @ur-friendly-neighborhood-simp @totally-not-castor @unhinged-as-hell @loganjptaylor @rriotghoul

[icantfindmireyaaaa-deactivated2]

NUH UH ITS 9PM BITCH DO NOT

@this-lovely-universe @debacleofdaemons @this-rose-has-thornes @peapea-0405 @your-dazzling-sun

[childofthewargod]

YOU STOP IT

[daddy-issues-and-mxrder]

NO YOU

[childofthewargod]

YOU

[daddy-issues-and-mxrder]

YOU

[childofthewargod]

NO

YOU

[icantfindmireyaaaa-deactivated2]

NUH UH

YOU

[childlike-fire]

@pomudachis-in-a-trench-coat

[angelixcure]

You have successfully made our day <3

@celestiasystem @morisbasement @kaiyasayshaiya and people IRL who don’t have a tumblr!!!

No matter what, even when the amnesia hits, y'all are unforgettable. Everybody knows y'all as a name or maybe a face, and we appreciate having y'all in our lives, thank you <3

-Uki

[celestiasystem]

@the-church-of-strabismus @morisbasement (and pomudachis but they tagged us <3)

[morisbasement]

@nessspooks, @pomudachis-in-a-trench-coat, @lionwithinferioritycomplex + anya, celestia system, @neko-ciel103 , @tobyslover ily all so much!!!!

[angelcrisis]

AAAAAA ILYSM AND HERES TO YOU FELLOW PEOPLE (special shout out to the artist here)

@devastatingdr4k3 @h0jos-f4vorite-t3stsubject @vaampiired @cozymochi @your-dazzling-sun @therealmalleusdraconia @phantomizedabsenth

[therealmalleusdraconia]

I’ve met a plethora of people this year, some whom I still talk to, some I don’t, but either way, it’s been a hell of a year, I made some mistakes, said some shit and did some shit, ifykyk.

Starting off I do desire to humbly apologize from the bottom of my heart to those I’ve hurt, I know what I said was snarky and uncalled for, the way I acted was highly inappropriate and uncalled for. I doubt y’all will see this and if you do it’s probably gonna be a judgmental “mmm….fuck you 😃”

Anyways

@ggrocks

@koneko-dreams

@egophiliac (because I love your art)

@b0njourbeach

@sillyfatherof3

And Angel, it’s not letting me tag you but you too!

[therealmalleusdraconia]

@shortnessangel there we go

[for3v3r-und3r-a-curs3-blog]

[moonandstarshangoutinbars]

@allonsy-moony @clodyghost @isalikescherriesandblue @eden-3000 @very-gay-poet @nonbinary-potatoes

[moonyisnotonfire]

GUESS ILL START FKN SOBBING

@tastelessleather @neverlet @dtmsrpfcringe @noblehouseofgay @wyndigos-blog

@maraudering-times @marauders-brain-rot @caiizawa @hexa-ro @orion120048

@drowninkystar @shouldhavebeenarockstar @tea-blankets-andstars @madame-marauder @the1970sdeadgaywizard-regulus AND EVERY OTHER MOOT ILYSM

[falling-stars-dont-go-far]

DONT MAKE ME CRY YOU JERK

@bralnwashed @bibeantransbean @noblehouseofgay @allonsy-moony @yesiamprocrastinating @printershorts @danaris112 @starsarestories @orion120048 @my-castles-crumbling everyone in the discord and all my moots

[printer-notprincess]

ADSKFDGJD???

@wishiknew224 @garden-of-runar @aesthetic-writer18 @the-stars-drowning @bralnwashed @bibeantransbean @yesiamprocrastinating @percyweasleyapologist @noblehouseofgay AND EVERY ONE OF MY MOOTS <33

[a-chance-of-raine]

AWWWWW THANK YOU <33

@justaboymadeofhoneyandglass @aidens-ocean-galaxy @sotiredimbored @demon-of-ur-dreams

@butch-marauders @here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can @a-t1r3d-b1s3xual @reggieswriter @totalcharliespringsimp @garden-of-runar @regulusmoonbeam @themortalityofundyingstars

AND SO MANY OTHERS<333

[rednexxsaysthing]

@itz-pandora @aesthetic-writer18 @drgregmousebites (i forgot the mods user mb 😭) @asktheevilgeniusesson @gayfrogtime @abbyroseflame24 @donniesexceptionalmind @punkrockhound @stardynamite

[thepossumest-awesome]

DUDE THANK YOU SO MUCH

My partner (not on tumblr), @odeggy, @jesus-is-an-ally, @spocks-got-a-glock/@beloved-of-john, @emdabitchass @elmoeatschildrenoccasionally, @asp3n4ever, @blairthebword, @demigod-jack-hearth, @questionable-ftm-passing-advice, @rednexxsaysthing, @thingonthenet.

Pretty sure the rest of my moots I’ve met in earlier years. I love ya’ll!

[emdabitchass-deactivated2025020]

AHHHHHH TYYYYYYY

@demigod-jack-hearth @reyna4ever @the-smart-and-the-dumb-one @superbstarlightsheep @andlikeeveryonetbh

[the-smart-and-the-dumb-one]

AWWWWW TYYYY

@demigod-jack-hearth @superbstarlightsheep

[superbstarlightsheep]

Aaa tyyy

@the-smart-and-the-dumb-one

@born-of-moonlight

@ravensonofdionysus

[thecalm-and-thechaos]

Awwwww 🥹<33333

@this-rose-has-thornes @thementallyillapollochild @that–lavender–haze @fallensonofthewineanddramagod and idk who else to tag at the moment shdjjdnebdjejdn

[irisseaveline]

AWHHH😭🫶🏻

@lovely-blond-child @your-favourite-iris-kid @archery-and-musicals @thathypnoskid

[archery-and-musicals]

AWWW THANK YOU IRISSE! <33

@mireya-the-awkward-extrovert

@thathypnoskid

@arisdaughter

[arisdaughter]

THANKS<3

@this-lovely-universe @willows-pjo-ocs

[lovely-writes-alot]

No generally I’m about to cry

@childofthewargod @totally-not-castor @hellincarnation

[childofthewargod]

WTF NO

I AM NOT CRYING ON A FRIDAY AFTERNOON

@ravensonofdionysus @debacleofdaemons @ur-friendly-neighborhood-simp @totally-not-castor @unhinged-as-hell @loganjptaylor @rriotghoul

[icantfindmireyaaaa-deactivated2]

NUH UH ITS 9PM BITCH DO NOT

@this-lovely-universe @debacleofdaemons @this-rose-has-thornes @peapea-0405 @your-dazzling-sun

[childofthewargod]

YOU STOP IT

[daddy-issues-and-mxrder]

NO YOU

[childofthewargod]

YOU

[daddy-issues-and-mxrder]

YOU

[childofthewargod]

NO

YOU

[icantfindmireyaaaa-deactivated2]

NUH UH

YOU

[childlike-fire]

@pomudachis-in-a-trench-coat

[angelixcure]

You have successfully made our day <3

@celestiasystem @morisbasement @kaiyasayshaiya and people IRL who don’t have a tumblr!!!

No matter what, even when the amnesia hits, y'all are unforgettable. Everybody knows y'all as a name or maybe a face, and we appreciate having y'all in our lives, thank you <3

-Uki

[celestiasystem]

@the-church-of-strabismus @morisbasement (and pomudachis but they tagged us <3)

[morisbasement]

@nessspooks, @pomudachis-in-a-trench-coat, @lionwithinferioritycomplex + anya, celestia system, @neko-ciel103 , @tobyslover ily all so much!!!!

[angelcrisis]

AAAAAA ILYSM AND HERES TO YOU FELLOW PEOPLE (special shout out to the artist here)

@devastatingdr4k3 @h0jos-f4vorite-t3stsubject @vaampiired @cozymochi @your-dazzling-sun @therealmalleusdraconia @phantomizedabsenth

[therealmalleusdraconia]

I’ve met a plethora of people this year, some whom I still talk to, some I don’t, but either way, it’s been a hell of a year, I made some mistakes, said some shit and did some shit, ifykyk.

Starting off I do desire to humbly apologize from the bottom of my heart to those I’ve hurt, I know what I said was snarky and uncalled for, the way I acted was highly inappropriate and uncalled for. I doubt y’all will see this and if you do it’s probably gonna be a judgmental “mmm….fuck you 😃”

Anyways

@ggrocks

@koneko-dreams

@egophiliac (because I love your art)

@b0njourbeach

@sillyfatherof3

And Angel, it’s not letting me tag you but you too!

[angelcrisis]

So, tumblr told me you posted and said “you always did like them” so I suppose we’re friends now

LMAO? THATS FUCKIN FUNNY

[therealmalleusdraconia]

Tumblr be on something different

[angelcrisis]

So, tumblr told me you posted and said “you always did like them” so I suppose we’re friends now

LMAO? THATS FUCKIN FUNNY

[therealmalleusdraconia]

*hands flowers and ticks hair behind ear* marry me

Jk…

Unless..?

[plushie-princess-deactivated201]

[styxhealthnsafety]

feet

[deactivated-blog]

How utterly inappropriate to post on such a site.

[therealmalleusdraconia]

But they’re natural…

Toes

[catchymemes]

[autismwithoutpremium-deactivate]

NO!

[therealmalleusdraconia]

No. I will start at 3:00 so I can study for an two hours, start dinner at 5:30 finish eating by 7:10 (including cooking, eating, and cleaning up) and be in bed by 8:00

😌

[therealsmuttyone]

Lilia part one:

I looked at everyone. 600 men under my command. 600 men waiting for my instructions. 600 families waiting. “Alright everyone listen closely. This is our one shot to kill them all and go home. We have too much waiting for us. Our kids, wives. Family. Friends! They’ve been waiting for you for years. Will you let them wait for nothing? What are you fighting for? Who are you fighting for?” With those words, i could see their will to fight grow stronger. It was like a dream they held on to. Home. “Our Queen and Princess trusted us to carry the name of Briar valley with us on this journey! Are you going to make them regret it? Our future heir, whatever it may be, a princess or a prince, needs us!” I looked at Baul, my second in command with a look of determination. “Baul you lead the charge.”i tapped on his shoulder and looked down at him. “Show them why you’re my second in command” His eyes matched my determination. I knew he had his daughter waiting for him. He had a reason to fight. “Isaiah, you flank the guards, twins,” I shot a pointed look at the set of identical twins who seemed to not only share a face, but their movements scared even me. They were synchronized. Way too synchronized.”you two will shoot any ambush attacks and Ivy, you stay back!”

I thought about what i wanted. Who i wanted to fight for. I could see her perfectly in my mind i could hear her voice. To say it sounded like bells was cliché but it certainly sounded gentle. Like a mother’s song, carried by the wind. But it was as sharp as a thousand thorns. Like roses. Beautiful but deadly. Koneko. She too was a fae. I wanted her to hug me and tell me everything was going to be fine. i took one deep breath and closed my eyes. Okay Lilia, i thought to myself, this is your chance to show humans-no to remind them that fae are not to be tested. Prove Meleanor right. She made you the general. Their lives are in your hands now. Make Revan proud. Prove the senate wrong. You’ve only got one chance. I opened my eyes.

“CHARGE!!!!!!” The battle was long and bloody. The screams of human man and child alike fell on the deaf ears of my men, as they slaughtered them. They were stealing for us. Killing us without reason and without cause. i charged the castle as the twins (whose names i could never remember) laughed and killed them all. I was on the second floor of the castle when it happened. I was stabbed. “AAGH!” Cried out and held my hand to my wound but…there was no blood…there was no wound…how? I saw it… “who was that? What was that?” The disembodied voice that seemed to magically behind me made me want to kill myself. “A vision. One doesn’t need common sense to know that. But that’s what we get for having a filthy bat as a general” they spat out the insult, like it was poison. “A filthy bat” “oh screw off.” I said standing up. I didn’t care for the senate. Not one bit. They laughed. “Lilia, that is the one person you cannot let live. If anyone else survives we can find and dispose of them but this one….” A path of green seemed to glow in front of me. I followed it.

“you can’t do it Lilia. We know you can’t.” I scoffed and turned right. A fancy castle. I wasn’t too amazed by it though. I had people to kill and a lover to return to. “I can. Do you forget who i am?” “We don’t forget Lilia…we just know your heart…and you don’t have the heart to kill this one.” the path stopped in front of a door. A basic wooden door. One that was quite smaller than the rest. Hell one could mistake it for a servants door. I took a deep breath and drew my sword. “Shut up. I can.” I shoved that door open and almost laughed…it was a baby…but a wee baby sleeping peacefully in the crib that lay directly in the center of a room. The room was bare but it was full of signs that the parents loved the baby…toys and gold..and cards and pictures and crude drawings. My face scrunched up at the sight of it all. Fae children were much more mature..probably because we didn’t do all of this shit. “This is who i have a kill? A baby?” The Senate seemed pissed at my cocky question. “Don’t be so prideful. That baby, should you let him live, will kill and destroy everything you have ever known and loved.” I looked at the crib again. “This thing? It looks like a monkey..” the senate wasn’t appreciating my humor. “He will kill the heir.” I looked at the crib. “I…” it was a baby…”it’s just a baby…and I’m just a man…trying to get home. Please. Give me some other options! I can hide the baby!” They shot that idea down “He’ll find you.” “I can raise him and hid it from him!” They shot that idea down, “He’ll find out. You know what you have to do. “

Could i do it? I stood over the crib and looked at the baby with golden hair and an air of innocence you’ll never see on a child fae. I..I’m just a man. I raised my sword over the sleeping baby. “Forgive me…”

Authors note: I’m sorry this took longer than i expected to actually write this…..damn…the word count….just count it..i’m stupid. It’ s over 1,000…anyways, part one has been done, time for part two! What do you guys think will happen next? Let’s leave theories in the comments. Sorry for the grammar mistakes, English isn’t my first language. Or my second. Or my third. Working on part two now. WHOOOOOO!!!

@koneko-dreams

[therealmalleusdraconia]

Malleus, look what Lilia made... 😭

LILIA STOP IT!!!!

@koneko-dreams MAKE HIM STOP!

[therealmalleusdraconia]

Okay people, tag people. What are your best and favorite theories? What’s your least favorite? Which one makes no fucking sense? Add your oc’s in them too!

@koneko-dreams

@masked-tornado

@spicymochi

@shortnessangel

@shirofairy

@lionwithinferioritycompiex

@sillyfatherof3

@thesleepinglion

@the-offical-vil-schoenheit

[koneko-dreams]

Okay, so non-twst theories first.

First of all, I don't have a favorite nor least favorite theory because I don't read theories that much- but, if I had to choose, I would say I don't necessarily like the romanticizing of Meleanor, Raverne/Levan, or Lilia's relationship since I see them as a family at Book 7. But don't come at me like "Lilia proposed to Meleanor it's so canon"- People. Since it was like- when they were 100 years old in fae age. Which would mean that in human age they are 10 years old. Lilia proposed to Meleanor when they were children. Feel like it's puppy love but eh- My opinion.

Oc related theories

I don't have a least favorite theory.

My favorite theory thus far is probably the fact that Koneko's parents aren't entirely dead in the twst universe. (Spoiler, their dead in my own universe) Because basically what I had in mind is that Koneko was abandoned in the forests of Briar Valley for some "unknown reason". But we don't really know what happened to her parents. (I'll leave what you think happened to them in your imagination (⁠｡⁠•̀⁠ᴗ⁠-⁠)⁠✧)

Random theories from each of my other ocs:

Damiell wears a mask and hides her real personality.

Yuna left half of her insanity in someone else's body.

Bunbun is Bipolar.

Cathie is the only one who had a good childhood.

Neicha is mostly a pure/good person.

Angelica has probably broken rules but no one knows she did.

Wolfy is actually smart. But only street smarts.

[therealmalleusdraconia]

I love this. Wolfy is like Deuce!!!

[therealmalleusdraconia]

Okay people, tag people. What are your best and favorite theories? What’s your least favorite? Which one makes no fucking sense? Add your oc’s in them too!

@koneko-dreams

@masked-tornado

@spicymochi

@shortnessangel

@shirofairy

@lionwithinferioritycompiex

@sillyfatherof3

@thesleepinglion

@the-offical-vil-schoenheit

[azuronel]

So I found this visdev from the art book and

look at him. he’s got that “why are we here? just to suffer” look on his face. i’m making it my icon i love him

[sugarrfrog]

"Why are you afraid? A wonderful future awaits you."

In which Eri takes 2 weeks to draw and animate a 10-second static scene 😆 enjoy!

SFX used: x x

[therealmalleusdraconia]

Just give in to slumber. Why must you fight it?

[disgustinggf]

took the "what's your red flag" quiz and got emotionally unavailable, bitch I KNOW

[hanafubukki]

LMFAOOO

SO TRUE

I call it ✨Coping✨

@coraldelusiondaze I need to see yours

And anyone else who wants to do this

[strawberry-pie-thoughts]

TWIIIINNNSSS

[hanafubukki]

Twiinnnssss lets goo 🥳🥳💞💞💞

[masquerade-of-misery]

Got the same result, not surprised one bit😆

[therealmalleusdraconia]

Was I tagged? No. Do I still want to do it? Yes.

I’m offended.

@koneko-dreams

@sillyfatherof3

@ggrocks

@lionwithinferioritycompiex

@shortnessangel

@shirofairy

[koneko-dreams]

It's alright. Only a quiz, my child.

...Well, I suppose it isn't lying. I do daydream a lot- I mean a lot.

[therealmalleusdraconia]

So was it lying about me? 😞

[malleus-draconias-rose]

Oh 😀

I did not need to be called out like that 💀

[therealmalleusdraconia]

Damn

✋

Me personally I would never….