Biblically Accurate Dumbass

Jona//they/them 33 years dead Fuck it, we ball. ✨🪦💀🪦✨

[fluorescent-iridescent]

Collective psychosis. Full cultural reset. Everybody is coming to the cottage I guess.

[fairycosmos]

a light within me was stamped out but im chill

[magicratfingers]

What do vampires do for the holidays

[magicratfingers]

its that time of year again

[xerohourcheese]

Better than what happened to this poor bloke!

[magicratfingers]

every single part of this is a solid 10/10

[hjdjdjdjdjc-deactivated20260221]

a lot of my autism masking is just making myself more palatable for other people and my therapist said "does spock make himself 'more palatable' for others?" and had me promise to keep unmasking like:

[punkyplasma]

[yokonette]

[daemyra-fire]

The only happy moment Tyler had in the second season

[correctnevermore]

Enid: I’m actually really proud of how calm you were in that fight.

Tyler: Thanks.

Tyler: I was having 6 mental breakdowns and they pretty much canceled each other out.

Enid: Oh… oh no.

[claimedcrossbows]

I know a lot of people are freaking out over Tyler potentially throwing Wednesday out a frickin window....

But is it wrong that all I can think about, is that is literally the type of insane story an Addams would tell their kids?

Like really picture it.

Wednesday and Tyler are talking to their teens about relationships.

Wednesday: You know, relationships are difficult I mean I got your dad locked up in a psychiatric hospital.

Tyler: And I threw your mother out a window, we called it even.

[throughstarlessnights]

This but I think they'd tell it like it was a cute love story like:

Tyler: your mother locked me up in a psychiatric hospital and visited me to torture me psychologically

Wednesday: and your father threw me out of a window and sent me a death threat when I woke up from the coma

Wednesday: it was very romantic

Tyler: she didn't press charges afterwards so I knew she accepted the marriage proposal

[saintsdarlings]

honest to god i think tyler galpin doesn't need a redemption arc. my son had a douchebag as a dad, his mom is (presumed) dead, he was groomed by the woman whom ALSO tortured him, and i KNOW deep in my heart he was overworked and underpaid at weathervane. He deserves to have a crash out and murder people as a treat. as a diva should.

he deserves a little theatrics, a little pizzazz if you will.

[evershark]

Uno

[lacontessemadi]

Tyler: you sensed the monster in me and you fell in love with it

Tyler, babe, Wednesday would *love* to believe that's why she fell for you, but she actually fell for the normie dork who fetched her a corsage, put up fairy lights in a crypt and made her watch Legally Blonde

[munsonbee]

#Tyler “ You Didn’t Have to Do All of THAT ” Galpin

If evil, then why so Loverboy ??? 🤨

[ladytengen]

[thestuffedalligator]

Great Mouse Detective version of Dracula happening simultaneously as the events of Dracula, so there’s just five mice in Victorian clothes unnoticed by the human cast desperately trying to kill a bat.

[thestuffedalligator]

Or they’re also trying to kill Dracula, but exclusively during the parts of the book when he’s turned into a bat.

[thestuffedalligator]

Dracula invited a human realtor and a mouse realtor to his castle and there were extended periods of time where he would say to his human realtor “Ah please excuse me I have business to attend to” and turn into a bat to talk to his mouse realtor.

[emsartwork]

I forgot that the great mouse detective gave the characters cool original names and just went for cheese or loose mouse themed puns here lol

[aquilacalvitium]

I love this so much you have no idea

[fishtrouts]

Not everybody wants to be your friend, Swordfish 😬

[cupcraft]

I don't want anyone thanking trump for saying he'll be saving tiktok btw and forgetting how fascist the bill that allowed it to be banned is! I don't want anyone thanking trump and ignore what he'll do!