k3llyb3an

they/them -- siad/iad ... 🔞 ... Don't DM me with just "hey", ''hi'' or any one word greetings. State your business clearly or I will assume you are a bot.

[andremichaux]

FRIENDS | 3.03

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[ontologicallyevilseme]

Ill block you I'll block your mom I'll block your grandpa I'll block your neighbor I'll block your neighbor's dog I'll block the cashier at the store down the street I'll block the local librarian I'll block the prime minister of ireland I'll block your aunt and nieces and nephews I'll block my own aunts nieces and nephews I'll block everybody

[chic-a-gigot]

Ladies’ Spring Costume

The Delineator Vol XLV, No. 5; May 1895

[littlevioletart]

love you Ragatha

Hiii, I’m finally free from exams ✌️

[swagcatholic-deactivated2026021]

[magimagali]

c’mon everybody!!! *runs off excitedly and no one follows me*

[evilvillain123456789]

oh. I didnt realize "anti psych" meant, like, deconstructing the social hegemony of psychiatry. I said I was anti psyche because I believe in systematically destroying the soul

[cognitohazardous]

no one is stupid in quite the same way as a tumblr user

[k3llyb3an]

that's raul julia gomez

jesus will forgive you

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 3 Part 10

Jesus Christ (The Bible)

Gomez Addams (The Addams Family)

Remaining time: 6 days 1 hour

Jesus art by @wolfythewitch

[glitchfang]

there should be a term for characters you personally don't care about but you defend them anyways because the way people treat them is really uncomfortable. like ok this is a very middle-of-the-road character for me but the fandom's either been super misogynistic, racist, etc. about them or harassed innocent people who try to genuinely explore that character warts and all, and i find that more annoying than the actual character.

[androgynousmoonboy]

the term should by 'my client', like you're a lawyer defending your client that you are completely indifferent to but you are obligated by your job (or your morals) to defend

[makefile-dot-in]

[k3llyb3an]

if i have to take my headphones off one more time tonight i am going to cry

[karri423]

Lelelele

[lindleland]

"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back

[werewolf-transgenderism]

I literally CANNOT read the words "supine" or "prone" in anything without thinking about that post that's like "supine is when you lay on your s(u)pine and prone is when you lay on your pronis"

[stagbeetleboy]

This is the funnest expression ever pulled in all of starwars history

[carolxdanvers]

Clearly you don't own an air fryer

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

It’s not an appliance the Jedi would sell you