k3llyb3an

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[daefromouterhell]

I have so many sketches, sooner or later I'll finish them all!

[euforri]

what’s the difference between studying real life vs studying on a screen??

You aren’t present with the subject, your depth perception is different, as is your sense of size comparison as you unconsciously use the context of your subject’s environment to inform proportions, lots of things.

[vimbry-moved]

bears

[rott3dfawn]

something something something need that old man wacky style fucking whatever

[theosvangogh-deactivated2021041]

“Lord Byron gets up at two. I get up, quite contrary to my usual custom … at 12. After breakfast we sit talking till six. From six to eight we gallop through the pine forest which divide Ravenna from the sea; we then come home and dine, and sit up gossiping till six in the morning. I don’t suppose this will kill me in a week or fortnight, but I shall not try it longer. Lord B.’s establishment consists, besides servants, of ten horses, eight enormous dogs, three monkeys, five cats, an eagle, a crow, and a falcon; and all these, except the horses, walk about the house, which every now and then resounds with their unarbitrated quarrels, as if they were the masters of it… . [P.S.] I find that my enumeration of the animals in this Circean Palace was defective … . I have just met on the grand staircase five peacocks, two guinea hens, and an Egyptian crane. I wonder who all these animals were before they were changed into these shapes.”

— Percy Bysshe Shelley on the lifestyle of Lord Byron (via timemarauder)

[fluffmugger]

#i am glad history has produced at least two people whose shit was even less together than mine

[chic-a-gigot]

La Mode nationale, no. 24, 13 juin 1903, Paris. Toilette de visite pour jeune femme. Bibliothèque nationale de France

Dans le cas où cette toilette ne serait pas destinée à une jeune femme, il faudrait enlever le col qui lui donne une allure trop pimpante. Notre modèle est en étamine mélangée fil à fil de vert et de bleu. Il serait très joli en bleu uni sur transparent vert qui donnerait un effet glacé et changeant. La jupe est à empiècement découpé avec un mouvement général d'arrondi et terminé devant en étole. Des plis chevauchés sont rapprochés autour et très amples en bas. Boléro plissé écourté sur un dessous drapé en soie fleurie de ton clair. Un grand col d'irlande tombe sur le boléro, dégageant l'encolure. Le haut de la manche forme un petit jockey de plis couchés; elle s'échappe ensuite à gros plis qui s'évasent, forment un ample bouffant resserré dans un poignet de guipure en cornet.

In the event that this ensemble is not intended for a young woman, the collar should be removed which gives it a too dapper appearance. Our model is made of cheesecloth mixed thread by thread of green and blue. It would be very pretty in plain blue on transparent green which would give an icy and changing effect. The skirt has a cut-out yoke with a general rounding movement and finished in a stole at the front. Overlapped pleats are close together around and very loose at the bottom. Cropped pleated bolero with a draped underside in light-tone floral silk. A large Irish collar falls over the bolero, revealing the neckline. The top of the sleeve forms a small jockey of lying pleats; it then escapes in large folds which flare out, forming a large bouffant tightened in a cornet guipure cuff.

Matériaux: 7 mètres d'étamine; 1m,50 de soie fleurie.

[krasnoarmeyets]

the author's barely disguised longing to be a real person

[krasnoarmeyets]

the author's barely disguised longing to not be a real person

[apolladay]

The words 'read' and 'lead'. How did you just imagine them sounding?

They rhymed

They didn't rhyme

I can't imagine that way

nuance

results

Remaining time: 6 days 22 hours

[excuse-me-thanks]

“i should take a walk for my mental health” boring, tired, i don’t even really wanna do it tbh

“i need to check the perimeter” i need to check the perimeter

[courtmartialme]

i know everyone is tired of hearing it from me but i'll never be free from how people think you can only ship a het ship WOKELY if the man is a pathetic useless idiot and the girl babysits and pegs him and has the personality of a door. i promise you won't get your woke card revoked if you spend five minutes of your time to consider the girl has a personality and the guy might be a competent person. and maybe she likes getting dicked down and is a little pathetic too. have you considered also liking the girl and maybe wanting her to be a spoiled baby too? also I'll Kill You

[schlarklezyaoi]

children are so fucking funny man. i just overheard a kid go “i just learned a new way to pinch, wanna see it? it hurts a lot more!” followed by a loud, notably pained scream

[malwareproductions]

hey. you have to love your trans brothers of color okay. and your trans sisters of color. and your nonbinary siblings of color. you have to okay. its simply non-optional

[k3llyb3an]

i think i was cool with my job at one point and then they decided to turn the knob on workplace evil too high but i'm still remote so i will endure it

[werewolf-transgenderism]

irritating as fuck when people get mad at Black people existing in premodern historical fiction/fantasy media. like first of all, you're racist. and second of all, you are acting as though Black people didn't exist in premodern Europe which is simply false. especially when we're talking about the Mediterranean, like what the fuck do you people think is along the southern half of the Mediterranean Ocean?? everyone's on boats, there are GOING to be interactions with Black people in Northern Africa, and there are GOING to be Black people in Mediterranean Europe. stop being stupid. your imagined homogeneous white European past is not historical reality, get over it you massive losers

[drops-of-universe]

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

[papidehasbi]

[maddiebiscuits]

Finished these sticker/keychain designs from my guilty-pleasure watch.

[wordfather]

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

[wordfather]

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

[wordfather]

THIRTY TWO??????

[phillyphillyphilly]

Listen that doesn’t even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.

May I present the best apple:

[wordfather]

the world is so big and beautiful