k3llyb3an

they/them -- siad/iad ... 🔞 ... Don't DM me with just "hey", ''hi'' or any one word greetings. State your business clearly or I will assume you are a bot.

[greatergirlfriend]

never forget what's really important: approval from pervert women on the internet

[celinunu]

[apolladay]

Do you feel doomed by the narrative?

Yes

No

Only sometimes

There is no narrative

Do you feel doomed by the narrative?

Yes

No

Only sometimes

There is no narrative

Remaining time: 6 days 21 hours

[notahorseindisguise]

hey, sex pervert question: do you ever think about me even when im not present

[pmamtraveller]

Two Geese in Flight by Benjamin Chee Chee

[tsaktahis]

1976, acrylic on paper, Ojibwe

[incorrect-hazbin]

Vaggi: [walks into the kitchen]

Sir Pentious: [is wearing gloves and goggles and welding a sandwich together]

Vaggi: Alright, we’re gonna skip the “what” and go straight to the “why—“

[iconuk01]

Oh wow... she's at it again!

The Boundary of Love by Luo Li Rong

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[the1920sinpictures]

1920s table by Jules Bouy. Pinterest.

[reverse-strawberry-milk]

I guess

[thetrekkiehasthephonebox]

the best fanfic is the one the author had fun writing actually.

[thetrekkiehasthephonebox]

the second best is the one the author used to work through some issues.

[hurtstohope]

i have big plans to try and sew a little felt mouse and it might go badly and that’s okay

[hurtstohope]

he exists bc i made him

[oneheadtoanother]

[professorwetware]

"The History of our Revolution will be one continued Lye from one end to the other. The essence of the whole will be that Dr. Franklins electrical Rod, smote the Earth and out sprung General Washington. That Franklin electrified him with his rod—and thence forward these two conducted all the Policy, Negotiations, Legislatures and War"

-John Adams

[karis-the-fangirl]

Okay I was like ‘surely that is fake’ so I looked the quote up and not only is it legit, the next bit of the letter is “if this Letter should be preserved, and read an hundred Years hence the Reader will Say “the Envy of this J. A. could not bear to think of the Truth”! [“]He ventured to Scribble to Rush, as envious as himself, Blasphemy that he dared not Speak, when he lived. But Barkers at the sun and Moon are always Silly Curs.” But this my Friend, to be serious, is the Fate of all Ages and Nations. And there is no Resource in human nature for a Cure.”

[greelin]

i’ve been thinking about this and desperately searching for it for months

[yamislittleangel99]

yugioh art dump#1

*first post!!!

[mclennonyaoi]

just saw two 12 year olds walk by, one holding a watermelon bong and the other holding a camp stove. i fucking love seattle

[mclennonyaoi]

smelling the most rank weed i have ever smelt rn. just some bad bad shit.

[mclennonyaoi]

they walked by me. cast me suspicious looks. and then set up very obviously in some bushes. love that these middle schoolers think i’m not a narc

[mclennonyaoi]

i can see them fucking taking rips this is killing me. should i go ask for a hit

[mclennonyaoi]

they’re fucking smoking playdoh over there

[mclennonyaoi]

asked about it and one of them said “we’ve been getting real innovate recently” the kids are fucking alright

[mclennonyaoi]

asked about the camp stove and one of them said “i don’t even know i am so fucked up”

[mclennonyaoi]

i was genuinely publicly fucking crying in this park before those kids showed up. now i’ll be fucking over the moon for the rest of the night. they’re like angels. little stoner engineer angels.

[fishiest-fish]

nothing could have prepared me for the watermelon bong NOT being a bong that was watermelon themed

[achillesinhighheels]

unfortunately i do believe that every time i delay watching a film it’s because it’s going to find me at the perfect time

[greelin]

sorry to hear that you haven’t been feeling all that great lately. Do you want me to hunt you for sport

[greelin]

no worries if not. will be thinking of you regardless