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they/them -- siad/iad ... 🔞 ... Don't DM me with just "hey", ''hi'' or any one word greetings. State your business clearly or I will assume you are a bot.

[tomhoppusdelonge]

my red string of fate is actually barbed wire

[tomhoppusdelonge]

and I’m garrotting you with it

[apolladay]

TW SEXUAL HARASSMENT

I often see women talk about how they experience constant sexual harassment starting around their tween years, and they talk about it as something universal ("Women have to deal with constant sexual harassment starting age 12")

Would you say this generally describes your life as a woman?

Yes

No

Only as an adult woman

Only as a girl (😢😢)

Results

Remaining time: 6 days 23 hours

[thomas--bombadil]

A muskrat, really enjoying its mucky meal.

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

I will regret this and shouldn't make wheels at 2am but

This tumblr sexyman is your son!

Are you proud of him

yes!

somewhat

I shouldn't be but yes

No

NO.

I'm disowning him

I am scared of him

Results

Remaining time: 5 days 21 hours

(sorry if your favourite is not in this poll, I went mostly off the contenders from this year's poll and the classics)

[enchantedbook]

Fairy Tale (Das Märchen), by Sergey Solomko, c. 1905.

[pocblr]

RIHANNA 📷 72 Magazine (summer 2026)

[velvetnightgallery]

Chéri Hérouard (1881–1961)

Chéri Hérouard was a prolific French illustrator who became a defining figure of the “Golden Age” of French magazine art. He is most famously associated with the iconic publication La Vie Parisienne, where he contributed breathtaking illustrations for over 40 years

[dragon-in-a-fez]

said this as part of a larger point in a reblog but I'm gonna make it its own post:

humans have the right to do things that are mildly bad for us sometimes.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

you have the right to eat way too many pierogi and make yourself a little sick. you have the right to go skydiving. you have the right to pull an all-nighter building the Imperial City of Tamriel in Minecraft. you have the right to get drunk in your living room watching football.

life is not about making the safest most logically correct choice at all times. you're a blob of salty meat piloting a flesh mech and you get to act like it.

[problemnyatic]

This is called dignity of risk and it's a big topic in disability rights spaces. id elaborate but im fuckin wiped

[fedorahead]

it's always funny how people will advocate for bodily autonomy when it comes to certain things but then shy away from anything they personally wouldn't do to their own body. like yeah, that's why it's your body buddy. i can do what i want with mine.

[howlpendraig]

The assassin you sent after me is part of my found family now

[eye-co]

[frog-whisperer]

[thetrashchronicles]

[absolutecheezit]

[beardedmrbean]

[a-very-cute-snake]

[rcktpwr]

thinking about the plur lifestyle

[rcktpwr]

thinking about the plur lifestyle boys

[c3po]

whats plur

[rcktpwr]

PEACE LOVE UNITY RESPECT: THE RAVER’S CODE

[c3po]

*thinks about the plur lifestyle*

[coldswarkids]

I want you all to imagine with me, if you will, what I witnessed today.

McDonalds parking lot. teenage boy. giant polished white ford Tundra. windows down. blasting. I mean BLASTING. Beethoven's moonlight sonata. boy demolishing burger.

[domina-honoribila]

White Boy Summer

[rosieandthemoon]

English Cameo Vase, Thomas Webb & Sons, 1880's {via}

[ehresherpa]

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price and Patrick Magee -

The Masque of the Red Death (1964)

[mousegirlheart]

garbage disposals are so scary. ive never heard of them being used positively. do americans really just install Final Destination Contraptions in their kitchens???

[cherrypikkins]

canadian here but i have my own live-in garbage eating sink demon yes he is loud and terrifying and craves my fingers