k3llyb3an

they/them -- siad/iad ... 🔞 ... Don't DM me with just "hey", ''hi'' or any one word greetings. State your business clearly or I will assume you are a bot.

[stagbeetleboy]

This is the funnest expression ever pulled in all of starwars history

[carolxdanvers]

Clearly you don't own an air fryer

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

It’s not an appliance the Jedi would sell you

[deceptipup]

[reggiemess]

Cannot stand the trend of censoring any and all words that describe concepts that might make you go :( especially when the censoring is done in that quarter-assed way that's just 'did a lil scribble over a vowel so you know that I know this word describes a no-no."

I'm not even going to be vague about what sparked this. Do not fucking censor the word 'stole.' I'm at my fucking limit.

[reggiemess]

Who does this benefit. Who is made safer by this. Whose life is made better by this. Who is out there going "Wow I sure am glad I didn't have to see that word without it scribbled on a little. That really reduced the emotional impact of reading that word." Can I kill them?

[loveridden1999]

"this too shall pass" sure but have you considered the fact that i don't like the way it's passing

[curioscurio]

If "this too" could stop passing like a kidney stone that would be great thanks

[lucyscs-deactivated20250718]

why are people outside at the same time as me it’s my turn

[dogpuppy]

[i-am-a-fish]

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

[ledogeishere]

does singing in the shower count as art

[i-am-a-fish]

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

[piratewithvigor]

Just saw a bird get a worm at 8:06pm.

Never let the morning people say it can't be done

[alkatyn]

This is making me realize that as a child I assumed that worms emerge from the ground at some point in the early morning to make the phrase make sense

[orpheuslament]

lets out one truly pitiful little whimper & then goes back to doing fucking whatever

[silvermoon424]

[parakeet]

You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this

[bearthethirdwheel]

Please, how do you know this?

[parakeet]

quicksand does not have any hands

[frankensteins-mt-dew]

[vamplire]

Kate Bush as a Bat for “Breathing” her 1980 single.

Photographer: John Carder Bush

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price holding his doppelganger (1957)

[victusinveritas]

[black-crested-jaybird]

I always think of the description I saw years ago: Self-imposed deadlines don't help me, because I know the person who set them, and they're full of shit.

[makingtrouble]

Give yourself the treat before you start. I'm serious. And ideally during the task and afterwards too.

Executive dysfunction comes from a lack of available dopamine. Common advice is wrong. You need to provide your own dopamine before you can start. Otherwise you're trying to run your car on empty.

"But what if I still don't do it" well you already weren't getting it done anyway. Now you have a little treat. Try again later.

You deserve kindness and care even when you aren't being productive.

(Also read How to Keep House While Drowning by KC Davis)

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 2 Part 13

L Lawliet (Death Note)

Jesus of Nazareth (The Bible)

Remaining time: 1 hour 5 minutes

L fanart is by @sybbatra on instagram

Jesus art is by @wolfythewitch

[venusimleder]

Vogue Italia, November 1985.

Ph. Lance Staedler

[damndorothea]

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today