k3llyb3an

they/them -- siad/iad ... 🔞 ... Don't DM me with just "hey", ''hi'' or any one word greetings. State your business clearly or I will assume you are a bot.

[only-tiktoks]

[britney-j-christ]

[softservecanine]

You’re completely correct. Out of my way, able-bodied losers. Fuck you.

[aetherograph]

It's called an EZRide+ and you can learn where to find them here. They're about $1100 US as of June 2026, but you might need to buy additional parts to attach them to your chair, depending on the style of chair.

Remember to put links to products like this, they're usually hard to find and a lot of people need to know they exist.

[koiagain]

im going to fix my entire life

[fruitcakebro]

When?

[koiagain]

Like Um. later

[machine-saint]

we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

[madnessofmen]

wait it gets better

[mynqzo]

before the vows

[pre-embrace harriet . vtm]

[exhuastedpigeon]

The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?

[k3llyb3an]

my stomach burn finally healed yay

[daefromouterhell]

I have so many sketches, sooner or later I'll finish them all!

[euforri]

what’s the difference between studying real life vs studying on a screen??

You aren’t present with the subject, your depth perception is different, as is your sense of size comparison as you unconsciously use the context of your subject’s environment to inform proportions, lots of things.

[vimbry-moved]

bears

[rott3dfawn]

something something something need that old man wacky style fucking whatever

[theosvangogh-deactivated2021041]

“Lord Byron gets up at two. I get up, quite contrary to my usual custom … at 12. After breakfast we sit talking till six. From six to eight we gallop through the pine forest which divide Ravenna from the sea; we then come home and dine, and sit up gossiping till six in the morning. I don’t suppose this will kill me in a week or fortnight, but I shall not try it longer. Lord B.’s establishment consists, besides servants, of ten horses, eight enormous dogs, three monkeys, five cats, an eagle, a crow, and a falcon; and all these, except the horses, walk about the house, which every now and then resounds with their unarbitrated quarrels, as if they were the masters of it… . [P.S.] I find that my enumeration of the animals in this Circean Palace was defective … . I have just met on the grand staircase five peacocks, two guinea hens, and an Egyptian crane. I wonder who all these animals were before they were changed into these shapes.”

— Percy Bysshe Shelley on the lifestyle of Lord Byron (via timemarauder)

[fluffmugger]

#i am glad history has produced at least two people whose shit was even less together than mine

[chic-a-gigot]

La Mode nationale, no. 24, 13 juin 1903, Paris. Toilette de visite pour jeune femme. Bibliothèque nationale de France

Dans le cas où cette toilette ne serait pas destinée à une jeune femme, il faudrait enlever le col qui lui donne une allure trop pimpante. Notre modèle est en étamine mélangée fil à fil de vert et de bleu. Il serait très joli en bleu uni sur transparent vert qui donnerait un effet glacé et changeant. La jupe est à empiècement découpé avec un mouvement général d'arrondi et terminé devant en étole. Des plis chevauchés sont rapprochés autour et très amples en bas. Boléro plissé écourté sur un dessous drapé en soie fleurie de ton clair. Un grand col d'irlande tombe sur le boléro, dégageant l'encolure. Le haut de la manche forme un petit jockey de plis couchés; elle s'échappe ensuite à gros plis qui s'évasent, forment un ample bouffant resserré dans un poignet de guipure en cornet.

In the event that this ensemble is not intended for a young woman, the collar should be removed which gives it a too dapper appearance. Our model is made of cheesecloth mixed thread by thread of green and blue. It would be very pretty in plain blue on transparent green which would give an icy and changing effect. The skirt has a cut-out yoke with a general rounding movement and finished in a stole at the front. Overlapped pleats are close together around and very loose at the bottom. Cropped pleated bolero with a draped underside in light-tone floral silk. A large Irish collar falls over the bolero, revealing the neckline. The top of the sleeve forms a small jockey of lying pleats; it then escapes in large folds which flare out, forming a large bouffant tightened in a cornet guipure cuff.

Matériaux: 7 mètres d'étamine; 1m,50 de soie fleurie.

[krasnoarmeyets]

the author's barely disguised longing to be a real person

[krasnoarmeyets]

the author's barely disguised longing to not be a real person

[apolladay]

The words 'read' and 'lead'. How did you just imagine them sounding?

They rhymed

They didn't rhyme

I can't imagine that way

nuance

results

Remaining time: 6 days 14 hours

[excuse-me-thanks]

“i should take a walk for my mental health” boring, tired, i don’t even really wanna do it tbh

“i need to check the perimeter” i need to check the perimeter

[courtmartialme]

i know everyone is tired of hearing it from me but i'll never be free from how people think you can only ship a het ship WOKELY if the man is a pathetic useless idiot and the girl babysits and pegs him and has the personality of a door. i promise you won't get your woke card revoked if you spend five minutes of your time to consider the girl has a personality and the guy might be a competent person. and maybe she likes getting dicked down and is a little pathetic too. have you considered also liking the girl and maybe wanting her to be a spoiled baby too? also I'll Kill You

[schlarklezyaoi]

children are so fucking funny man. i just overheard a kid go “i just learned a new way to pinch, wanna see it? it hurts a lot more!” followed by a loud, notably pained scream