k3llyb3an

they/them -- siad/iad ... 🔞 ... Don't DM me with just "hey", ''hi'' or any one word greetings. State your business clearly or I will assume you are a bot.

[myobsessions247]

Happy pride month!!!

(Sorry I’ve been dead for a while)

[importantcatpics]

[iambowman-deactivated20191219]

Would you care for some refreshments?

[shit-bin-moved-accounts]

oh that’s cool they made the bottles look melted into the gr-

[pitviperofdoom]

I try not to fall into the "I never liked their work anyway" ditch when an artist/creator reveals themself to be a terrible person

BUT

a feeling I do have and will stand by is "While I enjoyed their work overall I did have some gripes that I overlooked out of affection and whimsy, but now that my loyalty is gone and my affection tainted there is nothing holding me back from enumerating my many grievances, to which the revelations of the creator's shittiness may or may not provide a new and infuriating context."

[ironmyrmidon]

When the AI bubble pops, the demand for computing power will fall much more quickly than the supply. For a brief window, we will have an amazing digital surplus.

[k3llyb3an]

i don't really care about america 250 other than it's a colossal waste of money and we have bigger problems but seeing the dirt bikes doing flips on the white house lawn did make me laugh at the stupidity of it all

[civil-defense-system]

accidentally let slip "you will be buried in my pyramid when I die" to a coworker last week btw

[anarchopuppy]

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

[only-tiktoks]

[britney-j-christ]

[softservecanine]

You’re completely correct. Out of my way, able-bodied losers. Fuck you.

[aetherograph]

It's called an EZRide+ and you can learn where to find them here. They're about $1100 US as of June 2026, but you might need to buy additional parts to attach them to your chair, depending on the style of chair.

Remember to put links to products like this, they're usually hard to find and a lot of people need to know they exist.

[koiagain]

im going to fix my entire life

[fruitcakebro]

When?

[koiagain]

Like Um. later

[machine-saint]

we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

[madnessofmen]

wait it gets better

[mynqzo]

before the vows

[pre-embrace harriet . vtm]

[exhuastedpigeon]

The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?

[k3llyb3an]

my stomach burn finally healed yay

[daefromouterhell]

I have so many sketches, sooner or later I'll finish them all!

[euforri]

what’s the difference between studying real life vs studying on a screen??

You aren’t present with the subject, your depth perception is different, as is your sense of size comparison as you unconsciously use the context of your subject’s environment to inform proportions, lots of things.

[vimbry-moved]

bears