k3llyb3an

they/them -- siad/iad ... 🔞 ... Don't DM me with just "hey", ''hi'' or any one word greetings. State your business clearly or I will assume you are a bot.

[cognitohazardous]

no one is stupid in quite the same way as a tumblr user

[k3llyb3an]

that's raul julia gomez

jesus will forgive you

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 3 Part 10

Jesus Christ (The Bible)

Gomez Addams (The Addams Family)

Remaining time: 6 days 18 hours

Jesus art by @wolfythewitch

[glitchfang]

there should be a term for characters you personally don't care about but you defend them anyways because the way people treat them is really uncomfortable. like ok this is a very middle-of-the-road character for me but the fandom's either been super misogynistic, racist, etc. about them or harassed innocent people who try to genuinely explore that character warts and all, and i find that more annoying than the actual character.

[androgynousmoonboy]

the term should by 'my client', like you're a lawyer defending your client that you are completely indifferent to but you are obligated by your job (or your morals) to defend

[makefile-dot-in]

[k3llyb3an]

if i have to take my headphones off one more time tonight i am going to cry

[karri423]

Lelelele

[lindleland]

"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back

[werewolf-transgenderism]

I literally CANNOT read the words "supine" or "prone" in anything without thinking about that post that's like "supine is when you lay on your s(u)pine and prone is when you lay on your pronis"

[stagbeetleboy]

This is the funnest expression ever pulled in all of starwars history

[carolxdanvers]

Clearly you don't own an air fryer

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

It’s not an appliance the Jedi would sell you

[deceptipup]

[reggiemess]

Cannot stand the trend of censoring any and all words that describe concepts that might make you go :( especially when the censoring is done in that quarter-assed way that's just 'did a lil scribble over a vowel so you know that I know this word describes a no-no."

I'm not even going to be vague about what sparked this. Do not fucking censor the word 'stole.' I'm at my fucking limit.

[reggiemess]

Who does this benefit. Who is made safer by this. Whose life is made better by this. Who is out there going "Wow I sure am glad I didn't have to see that word without it scribbled on a little. That really reduced the emotional impact of reading that word." Can I kill them?

[loveridden1999]

"this too shall pass" sure but have you considered the fact that i don't like the way it's passing

[curioscurio]

If "this too" could stop passing like a kidney stone that would be great thanks

[lucyscs-deactivated20250718]

why are people outside at the same time as me it’s my turn

[dogpuppy]

[i-am-a-fish]

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

[ledogeishere]

does singing in the shower count as art

[i-am-a-fish]

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

[piratewithvigor]

Just saw a bird get a worm at 8:06pm.

Never let the morning people say it can't be done

[alkatyn]

This is making me realize that as a child I assumed that worms emerge from the ground at some point in the early morning to make the phrase make sense