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he.him | '04 very random acc (about everything) ⊹ wish my next post was from the grave ⊹ esp/ eng 𝜗𝜚 ࣪˖ DID 𐀔

[manyafandomx]

i get it Naruto, i’d chase him for three years too…

[nsnojutsu]

🍅🍥

Small illustration I made as a contribution for a fan cafe event in Bangkok

[aheonynan]

team7 on a hiking trip!!

naruto ruined his water bottle and had to ask for papashi's for the whole trip

sakura is the only one who forgot her hat so she had to wear papashi's stupid cap instead

I feel like kids borrowed half of the kkshi's stuff because they forgot something. sasuke didn't forget anything but pretended that he did just to feel included

(I also used this video as an inspo for their outfits!)

[arabian-batboy]

Our autistic king

[cocotamarindo]

they live rent free in my head

[marsipanart]

Doodling my Zukka bubus to get out of art block💅

[dailysasukes]

sasuke day 504

[what-even-is-thiss]

Taking up Japanese as a side project for myself has reminded me of something.

So like a long time ago I had a professor that I absolutely adored. She happened to be Japanese American. She grew up speaking Japanese at home but never really spent a lot of time in Japan. She mostly spoke with other Japanese Americans and read books.

So one day early in her teaching career there’s an exchange student from Japan who’s having a hard time understanding a concept so she explained it to him in Japanese and then he looked absolutely rattled. Like in shock. Pale.

This is how she learned that the way she speaks Japanese makes her sound like a gang member.

Japanese doesn’t exactly have cuss words in the same way as English does but imagine that the nicest professor you’ve ever had pulls your paper over and says “Okay listen here you little piece of shit I’m gonna fucking explain this to you. Violently.”

[cloacatak]

This (studying in Chile for a year) is more or less how I realized my two PhD-having, tenured professor expat parents raised me to speak the most disrespectful and swearword-riddled version of Spanish possible (with plenty of ancient slang I didn't know was slang thrown in). It was like:

[pinkbowsandstripedsocks]

[edwardspoonhands]

Honestly, Tvyek is pretty miraculous. It’s permeable to water vapor but not to water, it’s nearly impossible to tear, but can be easily cut. It’s cheap and made entirely without binding chemicals. In addition to being used for wristbands, it’s used to wrap construction sites to keep out water during construction, for tear-resistant envelopes at Fed-Ex, coveralls for mechanics, and my wallet, actually.

Fun tip, though it looks like paper, Tyvek is plastic, and cannot be recycled with paper.

[fairypsychicarchive]

[andromedafalls]

holy fuc

[piisbetterthanpie]

I didn’t even know it had a name

[frostedshadow]

WHAT

[andysaas]

[winged-void]

they won't tell you this but you can make a princess say whatever you want

[winged-void]

they won't tell you this but my maid is gonna spend the night in the dungeon for posting this on my account

[winged-void]

its really cold in here

[mintgrace]

@funnier-as-a-system

[pattch]

Otakus but for cakes

[catchymemes]

MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE

[pattch]

Usted señor tiene unos huevazos impresionantes (fan)

[pattch]

Why asking Saku-kun? Usasaku spotted?🙂‍↕️🫦

[pattch]

No one told me but I'll tell you.

DON'T READ THIS CHAPTER WITH "Where you are" by Keenan Te

I'm on the verge of tears

[pattch]

Why do you have to be pretty random guy 30098