Plarp.

my name is matt (selfies). 25. marylander. political enthusiast. hardcore Apple fan. gay yo. (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧

[pro-gay]

*sends this to all my extended family*

[fleetwoodmac-sex-pants]

men's butts

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[teathattast]

[krisadilli]

When I get comfortable with people I start using them as pillows and foot rests

[themindprobe]

when i get used as a pillow or foot rest i feel loved

[varying-degrees-of-regret]

I am both of these people

[outofcontextkingofthehill]

[symphonyinblue1978]

houseplants b like due to personal reasons i will be passing away...

[itsnotvinebutitsfine]

| Being a hostess at a restaurant

[lucassvazquez]

The fans shouting "f*ck trump" in the background live on fox news. Happy Sunday yall

[the-real-skeletor]

[patthematt]

Hatred.

On my way home from a gay bar with a friend I want in a date with some guys started taunting him and I on Metro. They called us faggots and when I was transferring from the green/yellow line to the red line I kissed him goodnight and at least one followed me. I managed to evade them by pretending got off and just hopping back on the train.

My friend wasn’t as fortunate and got jumped.

[licensehaver-deactivated2025061]

[mspaintfrog]

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

[milkovicho]

when i was younger i never used to lick the yoghurt off of yoghurt lids cause i saw a documentary once and in it there were clips of bears rootling through people’s bins and in one of them a bear found a yoghurt lid and was licking the yoghurt off. i would be like “this is for the bears” and scoop a lil extra onto the lids before i put them in the bin, mum kept telling me “bears dont live here!” but i kept doing it… just in case

[mjalti]

[mens-rights-activia]

[theyellowbrickroad]

[psyduckscience]

[sadtit-deactivated20160618]

*cancels plans* sorry i can’t come i’m ugly

[daddycoolmurphy]

“You was ugly when we made the plans. Bring ya troll ass on.”

[persephonesecretlair]

^ true friendship.

[koichihirosespants]

me today