Tim: Did you just throw a brick through my window!?
Steph: You left me on read!
Danny walking out of Tim's bedroom rubbing his eye: What's going on?
Tim: It's not what you think! He's wearing shorts underneath that oversized shirt!
Steph: I wasn't thinking that.
Tim: This is Steph AKA Spolier-
Steph: Whoa! I'm the one who gives out spoilers not you.
Danny: Oh the purple one. Can you help me get back to my dimension?
Tim: She doesn't have magic.
Danny: Boo. Okay I'm going back to bed. Wake me up when a magic user gets here. Also Tim you better be in bed when I wake up so I can feast.
Tim: Of course. Night Danny.
Danny: Night. *closes bedroom door*
Steph: So he can ✨️feast✨️
Tim: Its not like that! He feeds on emotions through physical contact and his healing factor depends on the the same thing! I'm literally a medical aid for him.
Steph: *wiggles eyebrows*
Tim: Stooooppp. Aren't you supposed to be mad at me?
Steph:... oh yeah, I am. You left me on read! I'm still wounded and was wearing civilian clothes! I could have died!
Tim: I'm sorry I didn't think killer ballerina was a emergency.
Steph: *pulling out her phone* Ohhhhhhh I accidentally pressed the ballerina emoji. Sorry I meant to press the crocodile one.
Tim: No worries- Wait. YOU BEING ATTACK BY KILLER CROC?!
Steph: THAT'S WHY IT WAS AN EMERGENCY!
Steph: No, I'm a fault. Sorry about your window.
Tim: I'm rich, one broken window wont hurt me. Croc handled?
Steph: Yeah Dick got him. Can I crash here? I'm on a lot of pain meds.
Tim: Sure. I'm also skipping patrol tonight. Danny needs someone to hold him through the night-
Tim: -that way he can heal from his dimensional kidnapping that nearly tore apart the thing holding his soul! Get your head out of the gutter!
Steph: Once these pain meds are out of my system in three to four weeks, I'll come back here and be the best wingman you ever had.
Tim: Please don't. Last time you tried that you set Bernard's hair on fire.
Steph: And yet, Bernard was your boyfriend for two years. I call that a success.
Tim:....please just go to sleep in the guest room. I have broken glass to clean.
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