Paul Lahote

[fanficthingsworld]

Sam: You will machete through this!

Sam: *make it

Sam: Do not machete your way through this

Paul: Too late

[sam-uley]

I think he'd have used that method either way

[paul--lahote]

Of course✌️

[fanficthingsworld]

Emily: Communication is the key around here.

Jacob: Yeah?

Quil: How do y'all communicate ?

Jared: Sam yells orders from the window. If you don't comply, he throws rocks at you...

[paul--lahote]

And if you still don't comply, he throws more rocks at you. Or sticks. As long as needed, until you do what he orders you to do

And then people dare to say that I have anger issues

[sam-uley]

Easy to develop anger issues when no one listens to you, what is your excuse?

[paul--lahote]

I don't need an excuse. Because I don't have any anger issues😇 The only issue are the ones who piss me off

[incorrectwolfpack]

Paul: am I in trouble?

Sam: take a guess

Paul: no?

Sam: take another guess

[paul--lahote]

Second guess: no?

Eventually, I'll get it right. Even if I don't change the 'no' guess

[everlesslahote1]

Embry: Paul says he's your favorite though.

Sam: Paul is Paul.

Jared: what means is no, no he's not.

[paul--lahote]

Yes, I am!

[incorrectwolfpack]

Sam: *watching the news* Paul, have you heard? Somebody tried to fight a squid in the local aquarium!

Paul: *covered in ink* well maybe the squid was being a dick.

[paul--lahote]

Omg what has Sam done!?!

Being Sam🙄😆

And saying I need to get therapy, and he gave me extra shifts, along with multiple lectures😑

The ending was a wolf-fight, and I went to run through the forest afterwards

[paul--lahote]

It wasn't meant to be hard 🤣

Whis your least favourite?

That one should be harder 😂

Depending on who pisses me off at the moment. @sam-uley is very good at that (I did say you're good at it, that's usually something positive so don't say I didn't respect you🙄) But the rest is also good at pissing me off. So yeah, this one is way harder😆

Me and @only-leah-clearwater are also fighting a lot, but mostly it's just messing around and stuff. Sure, we absolutely hate each other most of the time, but sometimes we are also just laughing about some stuff. It just depends

Fuck, I can't decide as they're all annoying atm😑 I'd go for Sam, now

[edwardsmedow]

Sam: Just be yourself.

Paul : 'Be myself'? Sam, I have one day to win her over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Embry: Couple weeks.

Leah: Six months.

Leah: Jury’s still out.

Paul : See, Sam?

Paul : 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

[sam-uley]

My advice is never good enough is it?

[paul--lahote]

When it's anything but helpful, it's not no🙄😆

[paul--lahote]

Who are you closest to in the pack?

That's obviously an easy one. Jared

[fanficthingsworld]

Emily: Communication is the key around here.

Jacob: Yeah?

Quil: How do y'all communicate ?

Jared: Sam yells orders from the window. If you don't comply, he throws rocks at you...

[paul--lahote]

And if you still don't comply, he throws more rocks at you. Or sticks. As long as needed, until you do what he orders you to do

And then people dare to say that I have anger issues

[incorrectwolfpack]

Sam: what are you doing?!?

Paul:...

Paul: don’t worry

Paul:it’s legal

[paul--lahote]

Or not😆

[edwardsmedow]

Jared: we have fun, don’t we sam?

Sam: i’ve never been more stressed out in my entire life.

[paul--lahote]

Get a life🙄🙄

[sam-uley]

I wasn't even talking to you. You weren't even there!

[paul--lahote]

You don't have a life, anyway. I don't need to be there to know that. Everyone knows

[sam-uley]

Maybe if I wasn't basically your dad I would have one

[paul--lahote]

Thanks for blaming me for something no one asked you to🙄

We just happen to have the wolf gene and you're the boss🙄

[edwardsmedow]

Jared: we have fun, don’t we sam?

Sam: i’ve never been more stressed out in my entire life.

[paul--lahote]

Get a life🙄🙄

[sam-uley]

I wasn't even talking to you. You weren't even there!

[paul--lahote]

You don't have a life, anyway. I don't need to be there to know that. Everyone knows

[compostboy]

Hoohoohoo one day maybe I will be mentally well enough to feel and process anger in a way that doesn't make me feel like I'm going to vomit and pass out and get a huge headache etc etc

[edwardsmedow]

Jared: we have fun, don’t we sam?

Sam: i’ve never been more stressed out in my entire life.

[paul--lahote]

Get a life🙄🙄

[incorrectwolfpack]

Leah: how long are you going to stand here and let him do that?

Paul: just one more minute

Jared: *pushing on a door that clearly says pull*

[paul--lahote]

It's just too much fun, okay😂😂

[miscgoth-deactivated20230310]

can’t get it right so obviously the solution is banging shit on myself bc that’s totally gonna help

[paul--lahote]

Or banging shit on someone else. Preferably my fists 👊