paulapattata!

— and all those dead possibilities 24. she/her. storyteller.

[colubrina]

[nevereverbird]

[gattaxa]

ava x deborah + taylor swift

the “funny ladies who fell apart in the usual way” chapter

[poorlittleminkmink]

They hate him for his autistic swagger and also the time he killed two people and injured more.

[couldcarefewer]

[allsystemsblue]

Yasmine Wüster

[anxietyproblem]

[bear-gal]

i would like everyone to know this is the scene where spongebobs burger absolutely kicks king neptunes ass

[royalarmyofoz]

[yuudamari]

Watanuki’s cooking classes pt 2 from my au where watanuki just gets to grow up like everyone else

[ohhhhhitsalongstory-deactivated]

what the actual fuck?

[taybaesblog]

no? one? noticed?

[trixicbean]

the very first night feels very fruity 🍓🍒🍎 like we broke the status quo that's 🍓🍒🍎 and no one knows that's like 💅 and polaroid pictures are just 🌈

[daisyswift3]

Taylor is Romeo now I’m not crying you are

[paulapattata]

because she is exiled in the fourth act and dies by the knife ;)

[daisyswift3]

Taylor is Romeo now I’m not crying you are

[pr]

[9w1ft]

taylor went and made a whole feature film out of this relationship everyone’s assumed she had with jake gyllenhaal and she starts it with the lines “are you real? i dunno i just feel like maybe i made you up” and nobodys batting a fucking eye i am absolutely losing it!!

[funnytwittertweets]

[drwcn]

cellars. obviously.

[ed-edward-blackbeard]

Can't. The cellar is full of Amontillado.

[blondejaneblonde]

Is it really, though? Maybe we should just go check.

[rfrzrspcp]

i don’t do matching shirts | a drawing request ( @caligulaquigley 🐝)

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