Paul's dick

indie rp blog for sir paul mccartney's trouser snake

[paulmccartneypenis]

ur paul mccartneys penis. im george harrisons butt. fascinating

can i get in you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[paulmccartneypenis]

What even is this blog omg..

a work of art

[paulmccartneypenis]

how could this blog happen

you could've stopped this but now it's too late

[paulmccartneypenis]

get in me

not going inside any vaginas anymore, sorry i don't make the rules

[onlymeflavs]

[paulmccartneypenis]

same ringo

[mccartneymadness]

8/10 pictures of shirtless beatles

[paulmccartneypenis]

I love when Paul touches me like that

[inbedwiththebeatles]

best paul crotch that you have ever seen?

[mccartney-stole-my-rubber-soul]

XD

[paulmccartneypenis]

it me

[paulmccartneypenis]

"You know I love you quite much my dearest one."

You ain’t never had a dick like me

[guesswhoitspaul-deactivated2016]

I know and you know what? We can make our telly show because you can talk.

[paulmccartneypenis]

Does this mean you won’t hide me anymore? No more briefs?

[guesswhoitspaul-deactivated2016]

Oh no.Sorry,but I still will hide you in my trousers.I don’t want to scare people,y’know.

[paulmccartneypenis]

Yes.. I suppose I am very big and all, people will be scared.

[guesswhoitspaul-deactivated2016]

I know right.Lots of people make fun of you though.They tell you are so small,almost like a vagina.

[paulmccartneypenis]

excuse me have you even seen me

[paulmccartneypenis]

meet my bff george harrison's penis

[paulmccartneypenis]

trouser snake. hammer. bald headed yogurt slinger. sexy times cucumber. hoo haa. dong. disco stick. yes

Paul calls me mac attack

[paulmccartneypenis]

"You know I love you quite much my dearest one."

You ain’t never had a dick like me

[guesswhoitspaul-deactivated2016]

I know and you know what? We can make our telly show because you can talk.

[paulmccartneypenis]

Does this mean you won’t hide me anymore? No more briefs?

[guesswhoitspaul-deactivated2016]

Oh no.Sorry,but I still will hide you in my trousers.I don’t want to scare people,y’know.

[paulmccartneypenis]

Yes.. I suppose I am very big and all, people will be scared.

[imthequietbeatle]

WHAT THE HECK

[paulmccartneypenis]

*makes mating sounds for George’s dick*

[imthequietbeatle]

NO

[paulmccartneypenis]

*ugly screeching*

[imthequietbeatle]

Why am I talking to a dick

[paulmccartneypenis]

shots fired

[imthequietbeatle]

*runs away*

[paulmccartneypenis]

Come back here and love me *flies to you*

[imthequietbeatle]

How are you even flying

[paulmccartneypenis]

should i walk or

[imthequietbeatle]

HOW DO YOU EVEN MOVE YOURE A PENIS THEY DONT FLY OR WALK

[paulmccartneypenis]

You know my name not my story

[paulmccartneypenis]

"You know I love you quite much my dearest one."

You ain’t never had a dick like me

[guesswhoitspaul-deactivated2016]

I know and you know what? We can make our telly show because you can talk.

[paulmccartneypenis]

Does this mean you won't hide me anymore? No more briefs?

[paulmccartneypenis]

Never going inside a vagina again..

[imthequietbeatle]

WHAT THE HECK

[paulmccartneypenis]

*makes mating sounds for George’s dick*

[imthequietbeatle]

NO

[paulmccartneypenis]

*ugly screeching*

[imthequietbeatle]

Why am I talking to a dick

[paulmccartneypenis]

shots fired

[imthequietbeatle]

*runs away*

[paulmccartneypenis]

Come back here and love me *flies to you*

[imthequietbeatle]

How are you even flying

[paulmccartneypenis]

should i walk or

[imthequietbeatle]

WHAT THE HECK

[paulmccartneypenis]

*makes mating sounds for George’s dick*

[imthequietbeatle]

NO

[paulmccartneypenis]

*ugly screeching*

[imthequietbeatle]

Why am I talking to a dick

[paulmccartneypenis]

shots fired

[imthequietbeatle]

*runs away*

[paulmccartneypenis]

Come back here and love me *flies to you*

[paulmccartneypenis]

"You know I love you quite much my dearest one."

You ain't never had a dick like me