Professional Rodeo Clown

Nicole / she/they

[nextchapter]

louis to lestat: please help me i know i didn't call when you were shot but i really need to know if this girl i've been paying to roleplay our dead daughter is actually her meanwhile armand to daniel: would u ever want to hang out like socially

[fruitgravies]

the failure(s); the many loves of the vampire lestat

prints • insta • twt

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[freakoutgirl]

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

[freakoutgirl]

and love..........

[catasters]

[pissvortex]

Family in Buffalo genuinely just asked me if I would rather go to “Adolf’s” or “Nine Eleven” for lunch and they were being completely sincere

[segamascott]

[deadpowol]

[tahthetrickster]

[3000s]

"what would you do in this situation?"

i would sell airbrushed tshirts of spongebob smoking weed at the oceanfront

[gunsandfireandshit]

[bace-jeleren]

[dogpuppy]

[fuck-customers]

[elidelio]

初出: KCDX『蟲師』愛蔵版 第4巻 (2010年11月発売)

[phantomofthehoepera]

I want the record to state I have never been this hard in my entire life

[halles-comet]

my favorite thing about louis is he's a business major in a world of theater kids. everyone's playing psychological games with each other through theater and rock music and the fractured art of storytelling and he's like "but what are the margins on my vampire hotel"

[fibbunny]

It’s so fucking bananas that the last straw for Lestat in that meeting was finding out that Louis was getting 45% of merch profits on his tour. What kind of joker ass motherfucker becomes an investor in their ex’s crash out??? Louis Du Pointe Du Lac no one ever did it like you

[bifauxnenarmand]

[bifauxnenarmand]