Posting things

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[mentalwordvomit]

Me *crying on the bathroom floor*: Im gonna end my life, everything is horrible

Me *less than 10 seconds later*: lmao a bit dramatic don’t you think?

[paw-some]

𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗶: What should we do this weekend?

𝗖𝗵𝗮𝘁: Eat burgers

𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗶: I'm thinking about something more romantic

𝗖𝗵𝗮𝘁: Eat burgers in the rain?

𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗶: You know what? That's actually a good idea.

[paw-some]

𝗖𝗵𝗮𝘁: What's ur dream?

𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗶: Become a dinosaur

𝗖𝗵𝗮𝘁: Aww, why?

𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗶: I want to be extinct

[dear-ao3]

[badkidgorgug]

winner

[paw-some]

𝗖𝗵𝗮𝘁: When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?

𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗶: Chat seriously you came here from your house at 2am to ask this?

[paw-some]

𝗚𝗮𝗯𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗹: I only punish my beloved child when it's absolutely necessary, I never punish my child because of some dumb reasons.

𝗡𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗮𝗹𝗶𝗲: Adrien is playing with his friends

𝗚𝗮𝗯𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗹: He's doing what?!

[paw-some]

𝗖𝗵𝗮𝘁: *Hands Mari ice-cream* Here

𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗶: No thanks, I'm on a diet

𝗖𝗵𝗮𝘁: but you've already been diet since 11 years ago

𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗶:

𝗖𝗵𝗮𝘁: YOU'RE 14

[paw-some]

𝗖𝗵𝗮𝘁: Are you mad?

𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗶: No.

𝗖𝗵𝗮𝘁: So sharpening your knife at 3am is just a hobby?

[paw-some]

𝗖𝗵𝗮𝘁: *in a hospital* Where am am I?

𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗲: ICU

𝗖𝗵𝗮𝘁: *Cover his body with a blanket*

𝗖𝗵𝗮𝘁: No you can't

[paw-some]

𝗖𝗵𝗮𝘁: *goes to a parallel universe where everyone thinks he's the bad one and ladybug and hawkmoth are working together*

𝗟𝗕: *sees chat and choke him*

𝗖𝗵𝗮𝘁: Ok, ok! I got it badass in every universe, pls stop.

[paw-some]

𝗔𝗱𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻: * flirting with Mari * Hey Mari, do you know there's billions of smiles but my fav is yours.

𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗶: Oh, Shut up, you friendzoned me for 5 fucking years.

[catasters]

[paw-some]

What kind of worm is this

[paw-some]

𝗔𝗱𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻: The fuck is even LGBT+, ah, is it gay premium or something?

𝗡𝗶𝗻𝗼: Dude are you high-

[everythingfox]

I would vote for him

Mr. Pringles

[ancientstone]

Luther: Why did you adopt the Sparrow Academy instead of us?

Five: Is it because of that dinner?

Diego: JFK?

Allison: Our teamwork?

Vanya: Our powers?

Klaus: The fact that we're all disappointments?

Reginald: What? No, you made my girlfriend dump me.

[paw-some]

𝗔𝗱𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻: STAY away from Mari, Luka.

𝗔𝗱𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻: Or she'll kill you.

[natewrightt]

Klaus: so...when you walk into a clothing department, do you get turned on, or?-

Five: FOR THE LAST TIME, KLAUS, NO!