mr owl, how many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie pop? [owls head rotates, begins to spit blood, eyes firing lasers]
— fuckface academy (@apollilaire)
June 3, 2012
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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

#extradirty
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Mike Driver

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

Origami Around
Stranger Things

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Game of Thrones Daily

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Discoholic 🪩
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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mr owl, how many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie pop? [owls head rotates, begins to spit blood, eyes firing lasers]
— fuckface academy (@apollilaire)
June 3, 2012
Why you babysitting only two or three shots? / I’mma show you how to turn it up a notch / First you get a swimming pool full of craft beer, then you whine about how nobody’s palette is as refined as yours
I have to walk into a room full of venture capitalists tomorrow and I am NOT about to go tell them Sailor Moon didn’t actually happen!
Tumblr is a computer generated dream world, built in order to change a human being into this *morpheus holds up poorly drawn anime dragon*
— Eiffel 65 - Blue.wav (@ABigBagOfKeys)
August 7, 2012
"Look, son! I built a time machine!" Dad, you just put some glow sticks on the minivan. *dad pulls a gun* "Get in the fucking time machine."
— Big Money Rowlf (@iRowlf)
May 10, 2013
Wario kissing Kanye
#snuglife
Finally the skeleton shit is over, now it’s Christmas time :^)
fuck you guys
This just gets funnier the longer I stare at it.
There is always a story behind a sign.
Its a commercial
power stance
I see your power stance and raise you
a majestic mermaid
but seriously imagine mr. and mrs. granger getting a letter from hogwarts in hermione’s second year
"what the fuck do you mean our daughter turned herself into a cat
how the fuck is that possible
how did you not catch her making a fucking cat potion”
isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?
Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?
glasses
Avengers Actually Assembled
A world where film studio rights don’t exist and all of Marvel exists as one place.
the chris evans one though i’m dying
Yeah I’m totally elsa kids come on over
I can’t breathe, this is so friggin cute
Like you don’t understand okay I was trapped for an hour on the second floor of the con with hundreds of children and their parents because everyone thought I was Elsa
Am I the only one who thinks she looks like the khaleesi like The mother of dragons?
I was cosplaying dany I was mistaken for Elsa and wound up at a nine yr old girls birthday party this was the best day of my life
I thought she was Kalesi…
YES I WAS COSPLAYING KHALEESI
I WAS HOWEVER MISTAKEN ON AN ENORMOUS SCALE FOR ELSA OF ARENDELLE BY HUNDREDS OF SMALL CHILDREN AND THEIR MOTHERS
well you didnt have to use caps lock…
I AM DAENERYS STORMBORN, THE UNBURNT, OF THE HOUSE TARGARYEN, FIRST OF MY NAME; QUEEN OF MEEREEN; QUEEN OF THE ANDALS, THE RHYNAR, AND THE FIRST MEN; LADY REGNANT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS, PROTECTOR OF THE REALM, KHALEESI OF THE GREAT GRASS SEA, BREAKER OF CHAINS, AND MOTHER OF DRAGONS
AND I WILL USE CAPS LOCK IF I SO PLEASE
LET IT GO
LET IT GOOOOOOO
This is the most punk Christmas sweater ever
kaylasaurusrex23 itsrobinwilliams
we need this and hot chocolate for the fuckjng midnight premier