[balaclava-trismegistus]

Which parts of manhood do you identify with and not? Which parts of womanhood do you identify with and not?

[pawpiekyu]

Aight, I'm probably gonna bounce from this acc to my new one, DM if u want the url

[ilajue]

owo 

[raviolihateblog]

“wilbur’s character’s been the most influential antagonist on dsmp.” “no it’s techno.” “no it’s dream.” Okay but do any of those characters has big ass horns you can flash over another character during animatics to signify they’re doing something morally dubious. No? Yeah that’s what I thought.

[trainforanother1000years]

[bathroomcube]

have you ever had an idea that was too good? worked a little too well?

(reblogs are appreaciated!!)

[bathroomcube]

have you ever had an idea that was too good? worked a little too well?

(reblogs are appreaciated!!)

[waddei]

obsessed with these tweets

[nastiiuu]

Spoiler: Tommy is the straight

[wingedlife]

tommyinnit token straight arc

[demonboyhalo]

HE JUST LIKE ME FR???

[tainbocuailnge]

i think absolutely the funniest thing about like, the adfree tumblr subscription coming with the option to turn ads back on anyway so you can see the weird ad everyone is talking about, or the new promoted post feature and everyone immediately thinking about what kind of stupid shit to put on other people’s dashboards. is that for years execs have been struggling for a way to make tumblr profitable when its userbase is so actively hostile to being advertised to and thus extremely unattractive to the big advertisers that keep the majority of other sites afloat, and have been passing tumblr around from company to company like a hot potato as a result. and now the solution is to like. only allow the stupidest most insane ineffective advertisements and then give users the tools to make even more insane and ineffective advertisements. i just really like that this site is so impossible to advertise to that they just kinda gave up on doing it the conventional way and are now letting us prop up the empty defaced husk of advertisement and parade it around for our amusement. i also really like that this is a perfectly double edged sword because the more people see your post the more attention you get and everyone knows attention is a punishment on tumblr dot com. i love it here i’m never gonna leave

[puyopuyo]

i hope toad kills hinself in the next mario game

[puyopuyo]

[puyopuyo]

Hi.

[mumintroll]

yk how the people who live the longest r like those old people in mediterranean countries who just sit by the sea and smoke and drink and eat good food all day and every time you see a story about them everyone will joke about how they need to start smoking a pack of day so they can live to 100. but then go back to their carb free diet that they hate and never going for walks outside and refusing to indulge in even the smallest pleasures bc they’re ‘unhealthy’. like when will we learn that the key to living long is to enjoy yourself even if it means having a glass of wine occasionally. never eating bread is not going to add 20 years to your life

[gaybarts]

“home away from homer” - season 16, episode 20

[jammerjenny]

[bugmistake]

i need y'all to join me in the splendor of looking at these guys

[albertserra]

If you’re over 18 and calling yourself smol in 2022 you need to be in jail

[relelvance]

What if I'm an uke

[humblegrub]

meet the ghosts and ghouls of the graveyard terrarium