[partychance]

*walks into bar* *sits in a booth with ppl in it* dont yall love being cis? i love to be cis, its good. (whispering to small lizard under the table: what do cis people drink? milk? you said milk?) yall got milk at this bar?

[partychance]

[stimman3000]

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[babyanimalgifs]

[suite2330]

[relishboi]

YOU        CHOICE THE GOOSE

[otterplusharchive]

ive been seeing a post saying that since tomorrows december weve wasted another year again and while i can completely understand that mindset i just wanna remind u all that you havent wasted anything at all.. i know that theres been some pretty hard stuff this year but none of you are a waste of space or anything else, youre accomplishing something just by being alive and being here. youre doing enough just by making it thru every day and youre growing whether you know it or not, no year that you live is a waste and you should be proud of yourself

[pawtal]

anti-sjws for the last 10 years: feminazis, feminazis, feminazis, feminazis, nazi nazi, sjw's are nazis, nazi nazi nazi, grammar nazi, feminazi feminazi

normal sensible attractive people: these real life people are actually real life nazis and hold nazi beliefs and want to kill minorities

anti-sjws: thats pretty fucking fucked up that you just call anything you disagree with a nazi, like i think thats pretty wild of the 'tolerant left' to do

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

things are going to get better whether you like it or not

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

i will personally shove the beauty and majesty of this wonderful world down your fucking throat if i have to

[tolazehtolivelife]

Thank you

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

you’re welcome. deal with it

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[witchcryptid-deactivated2017121]

“KK slider covers nobody wanted”

uh excuse me I DEFINITELY wanted this

[gifbro]

[tastefullyoffensive]

100 to 0

[amatasera]

IMMA FUCKING KILL YOU

oh wait this is actually pretty good thank you

[charuchii]

he attac but then he snac

[awwww-cute]

Little kiss on the chick (Source: http://ift.tt/2yfNm9Q)

[musashi]

6 am and this tweet just made me laugh so hard i choked on my coffee and started sobbing

[kisshugger-deactivated20171213]

*hanging out with artists* god i could fuck a coffee (they all murmur in agreement)

[mockwa]

🐯 🐯 🐯

[bunjywunjy]

good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose

[ari-nemera]

It’s cuter when you recognize that the lion with visible spots is a juvenile. There’s a very high chance the other lion that runs over to investigate is the MOTHER.

The first lion is asking for comfort because she was given a big spook!!! and she needs mommy to tell her it’s safe and ok!!!! (What’s cuter is that mommy clearly reassures her, and goes on to take the parent role of ‘deal with the scream rat in order to protect my large and easily frightened daughter’)

this is all in all an adorable video 10/10

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Who Would Win?

Three apex predators

OR

One Screaming Long Boi

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