Down down, baby, down

PJ Jenner, Encinitas Don't fuck with perfection.

[paxton--jenner-blog]

yoooooo i won't be here tonight because i've got a party to attend sooooo yeaaaaaaaaaah

[connorswalshes-blog]

Oh wait, this is one of those moment. What’s it called? We’ve been talking about food this whole time and now I find out your name is PJ which reminds me of PB ‘n J. It’s one of those surprises, but I don’t remember what it’s called.

[paxton--jenner-blog]

"PB 'n J...Like I've never heard that one before. No, it's just PJ."

[darlingesme-blog]

Hey, if you don’t listen you’re just going to be more tired there.

[paxton--jenner-blog]

"I already knew I needed sleep, kid. Hence the yawning and the complaints about being tired."

[tothelightofmylife]

I just kinda felt like it.

[paxton--jenner-blog]

"Something tells me you come from a rich family that adopts children and buys private islands on a whim."

[tothelightofmylife]

That I did, yep.

[paxton--jenner-blog]

"Any particular reason?"

[connorswalshes-blog]

Yeah, I guess it is. I’m Keeva by the way, I should’ve said that awhile ago.

[paxton--jenner-blog]

"PJ. Hi."

[callmegrimmy]

How come, love?

[paxton--jenner-blog]

"Family shit."

[oppressionhq-deactivated2018091]

You’re supposed to learn something new. Isn’t that obvious?

[paxton--jenner-blog]

"I feel like I've only learned a completely useless fact that is of no use to me. Thanks."

[tothelightofmylife]

Guess whose Popin’ Cookin’ set just arrived?

[paxton--jenner-blog]

"You bought a cooking set?"

[oppressionhq-deactivated2018091]

Did you know we actually live about 80 milliseconds in the past, because that’s how long it takes our brain to process information? So basically, our bodies are in the present while our brains are in the past. 

[paxton--jenner-blog]

"...What am I meant to do with this information?"

[callmegrimmy]

Did I wear ya out yesterday?

[paxton--jenner-blog]

"Nah. I'm used to that, it's just that I couldn't sleep last night."

[connorswalshes-blog]

I think…I think I just got the definition wrong. I meant buffet as in large meal with a lot of options and food. I’m not sure what it’s called. That’s my fault.

[paxton--jenner-blog]

"Eh, doesn't really matter if you ask me. Food is food."

[callmegrimmy]

What happened to surfing every day, all day?

[paxton--jenner-blog]

"Nothing. I'm just sleepy."

[stgfiona-blog1]

Well, that sucks. I really thought I was getting through. Hopefully your surfing is as good as your attitude.

[paxton--jenner-blog]

"My surfing is phenomenal."

[connorswalshes-blog]

Oh no, that’s not how it works with Greek food. You either eat it all or you’re considered rude. I’m not sure why, but we take food very seriously.

[paxton--jenner-blog]

"Here in America, we eat what we want when we want, so I guess buffet has a different definition here."

[stgfiona-blog1]

Trying? Honey, if I tried any harder, you’d have steam coming out of your ears. So, I think I’m succeeding.

[paxton--jenner-blog]

"Mm...I don't feel pissed, so I guess you're not succeeding."

[darlingesme-blog]

Aw, no wonder you’re tired, mate.  You should get more sleep!

[paxton--jenner-blog]

"Thanks for that, Captain Obvious."