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CGs and character sheets I did for Down the Rabbit Hole!
I mean I SAY I love the ‘Enemies to Lovers’ trope but what I really MEAN is that I love the
‘Enemies to Resentful Allies In A Time Of Crisis to Grudging Mutual Respect to Growing Fondness Concealed By Snark to Hurtful Betrayal to Slow Reconciliation With A Greater Understanding Of Each Other to Strange But Solid Friendship to Unexpected Feelings In A Time Of Crisis to Denying Their Feelings While Growing Closer As Friends to Epiphanies Of Love In The Worst Possible Circumstances to Mutual Pining to Unbearable Sexual Tension to Lovers’
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Scotland has created an official tartan for Scottish Muslims: blue for the Scottish flag, green for Islam, w/ five white lines representing the five pillars of Islam, six gold lines representing the six articles of faith, and a black square representing the Holy Kabah.
If you’re not Scottish, you might not know how big of a deal this is. Quoting Attire’s Mind: “This is a signal that they are not only just a full part of Scotland now, but family. Clans, as defined by tartans, are large scale families, and the totality of them encompass the family of the Scottish people. “
Beauty and the Beast is so funny, imagine you go out to town to run your errands and the entire population starts singing about how fucking strange yet fuckable you are
This doesn't happen to you?
since quarantine started acnh has been the main method my mom and i have stayed in contact with each other and whenever i visit her i always dress to impress :~)
Kind brown haired-brown eyed older siblings who wear a signature red scarf who care about their little siblings so much and who deserved better
Can’t cook dinner without him begging for scraps - u/aloofloofah
there is absolutely no way i could’ve prepared myself to see the animal that showed up begging for scraps.
Prompt: What kind of darling would Chuuya, Dazai, and Fyodor fall for?
Part 1. Part 2.
Chuuya Nakahara
★ Out of all these insane men, Chuuya is the most likely to love his darling like a normal person. In fact, he’s likely a lucid and protective yandere whose yandere tendencies don’t show unless a certain… nuisance is involved. That said, Chuuya would fall for someone like any normal person would – someone that genuinely clicks with him. Personality-wise, a fierce and independent lover is most likely to mesh with him, but who knows? Sometimes opposites really do attract – but more often than not, similarities bind.
★ Chuuya is a gentleman and, surprisingly enough, knows how to attract and woo women. Sure, he’s hot-tempered beyond belief at times, but he’s very logical and rational, especially toward his lover. Not only is he a compassionate and understanding boyfriend, he always tries to keep his mafia affairs separate from his love life. More than anything else, he wants to protect his beloved from everything – after all, he has all this power, why not use it for something other than dirty work?
★ The only way Chuuya’s yandere tendencies would ever come to fruition is if Dazai got involved. These two are like oil and water – they will never be able to see eye to eye. That said, Chuuya is always cautious about whatever convoluted scheme or prediction Dazai has in mind, and by extension, he’s extra cautious about his darling’s safety. Chuuya would still very much be lucid, but he wouldn’t care anymore. He’d let go of all inhibitions if it means keeping his darling safe, by his side, in his arms, and away from that psychopath.
Osamu Dazai
★ Dazai would ‘fall’ for any woman that will commit double suicide with him, much less give him the time of day – however, these feelings are largely superficial and shallow. On the other hand, actually reaching the point of obsession over his darling or even genuine love is different and nigh impossible. She has to be unique, intriguing, an anomaly or puzzle he has yet to figure out. She has to capture his attention in ways that will make him think twice about killing himself – otherwise, what other reason does he have to live?
★ Since much isn’t known about Dazai’s past, it’s likely he didn’t have a terrible upbringing or traumatic event that shaped him to be the… peculiar man he is today. Dazai was probably born this way – a little boy with morbid curiosity and a twisted mind that eventually grew into a cynical and moral-less man. As a result, he has no reason to truly fall for someone other than sheer curiosity. He doesn’t understand humans, much less human emotions, nor does he feel emotions the same way his peers do. He’s almost like a puppet, a shell of a man – a man that’s no longer human. But then again, was he ever?
★ Honestly, out of all these boys, Dazai is the most simple. There’s not much to be said other than he would fall for a darling that intrigues him. Now, finding a darling who is intriguing and can handle his eccentricity is another story. Perhaps someone like this doesn’t even exist, just as he’d always imagine was true. He doesn’t belong in this world, in this society, so why would fate provide him with a lover of equal wavelength?
Fyodor Dostoevsky
★ Simply put, Fyodor would show interest in someone simply out of boredom’s sake – falling in love is an entirely different emotion that this man may not even be capable of. Humans are always so entertaining, and this man simply enjoys watching them struggle (and often suffer as a result) like lab rats fighting over resources. He sees humans as mere sources of entertainment, especially since he sees himself as a god whose sole mission is to punish criminals. Being the benevolent god he is, he likes experimenting and playing with humans – his darling being no exception.
★ Despite this, he’s particularly fond of darlings who don’t easily break. He wants to enjoy this little game of cat and mouse (no pun intended) to its fullest. He wants to chase her until she tires, even if it means chasing her to the ends of the earth. Fyodor is a sick and twisted man who wants to have his fair share of play until he grows tired – his darling, unfortunate as she may be, will simply have to keep up, or submit to him and finally break, at which point he may finally throw her away. It’s simply unlikely that he’d keep a toy with no use – what fun is a game with a subservient and broken co-layer, after all?
★ One thing is for certain, however – he would never, ever fall for someone who actually deserves his punishment. In other words, his darling is totally undeserving of his twisted and playful mind – she is no criminal, she is a mere civilian that wandered onto his chessboard. She is an outlier, an anomaly that just happened to catch the mastermind’s eye. A little mouse that wandered somewhere she shouldn’t be – a mouse that wandered right into his mousetrap.
★ Overall, it’s unlikely that Fyodor would ever be truly yandere for someone. He doesn’t understand how to love anyone but himself or his cause; in reality, he is a loveless psychopath that likes to play with his toys.
Dazai: What do you look for in an ideal partner?
Fyodor: Well, they must have long hair — preferably white or blonde — be beautiful, elegant, charming and have slightly murderous tendencies.
Fyodor: What about you?
Dazai: Anyone with a short fuse, the shorter the temper, the better. Especially if it matches their height. But also someone loyal, like a dog. Someone who’s fun to tease about their fashion taste. They must be strong enough to protect me and not hesitate to kill me at any given moment.
Fyodor: That’s very specific. Do you have anyone in mind?
Dazai: That’s a secret.
From a friend...
So if you didn’t catch this mornings shitshow, it went basically like this:
The CDC put out its official recommendations and requirements states should meet before reopening schools.
Trump went to twitter, shitted on the CDC recommendations, demanding that k-12 schools fully open up in the fall. He threatened to cut federal funding if they do not.
Then the coronavirus task force held a press conference, minus Fauci, because he’s on the President’s shit list.
Betsy Devos said she really really really wants kids back in school. She does not know how to do this, offered no suggestions. Just that they need to open, and leaves it up to local officials to figure it out.
Vice President Pence said children are resilient. Basically made out of cartilage with healthy lungs. They probably won’t get sick, so we shouldn’t worry about them. There is also no disagreement between the CDC and Trump. Trump wants schools to open, and just doesn’t want the CDC’s guidelines to be the reason for schools not opening?
Yes, he actually said he doesn’t want states to keep their schools closed just because their own CDC says it is not safe to open.
So the VP says, don’t worry, let’s bring up the Director of the CDC to clarify. -And I could‘ve sworn I heard this guy gulp off camera.
But the director of the CDC comes up and says he also wants schools to open safely. He said he likes his job and wants to keep it, therefore, he is also in full agreement with Trump, despite the guidelines they released hours before.
So then Dr. Birx comes on and says half the country has seen a surge of new cases. The country is worse off than it was back at the start of all this. She said they should return to phase 1 and start all over.
Now, an astute reader may wonder how do half the states return to phase 1, and still expect to open by fall? Good question. ..... And while you were thinking about it, Birx tries to leave the podium.
But before she gets away, Pence stops her, suggests she ‘talk about that other thing about the children’. She hesitates, then agrees.
She comes back up to the mic, says most children probably won’t die. Maybe 0.02%. And usually the ones who die were already sick, so you parents at home may want to keep an eye on them. Oh- and we have virtually no data on how transmissible the virus is in children because we’ve barely tested any of them, but let me get out of your hair.
Pence comes back and says, see, we’re good here.
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So while all that is going Cuomo is holding his own press conference.
He says I don’t even give a shit what Trump is saying. It’s not worth responding to the clown. States control school openings, and we will do it as safely as possible, end of discussion.
Other states blew off our warnings, and now they are paying the price. You want to fix your states? Pull your heads out of your asses and follow our example.
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And Fauci has gone total rogue. He has been giving interviews across the media spectrum, politely telling anyone who will listen that following trump’s orders regarding the Coronavirus will lead to certain doom. Death and economic disaster on a scale never seen before. Please turn back while you still can.
And now you are filled in.
Blind Dazai
Low-IQ Chuuya