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Kiana Khansmith
AnasAbdin
we're not kids anymore.
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
@theartofmadeline
Keni
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
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ojovivo
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Claire Keane
RMH
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@shippyprincess
Wish List || Birthday List || Sprinkle's Wish List :P
Venmo || Paypal || Cashapp || Ko-Fi
Just figured I should put this on my pinned in case anyone wants/can help. (:
Important dates: July 11th (Sprinkle's Birthday)
September 1st (Wedge's adoption/birthday)
October 20th (Babies born)
December 1st (my birthday!!!)
someone from 1997 wished me good luck. it’s like someone from so many years back knows your struggles and i just, i think i’m gonna cry
reblogging for luck from friend in 1997
Please stop being nonbinary too. God only created one gender. You must conform to that.
THERES ONLY ONE NOW?????
Wrestlers ar WAIT WHAT THE FUCK
POST CANCELLED. THE GOLF COURSE ACROSS THE STREET BLEW UP
HELLO????
madoka magica is sooo crazy imagine being in middle school and your crush dies and you’re so upset that you kickstart a time loop and repeat the same month 100 times over trying to stop her from dying but unwittingly you make her more and more important to the universe’s continuation (because you have effectively created 100 timelines that are dependent only on the survival of your crush) and therefore her death becomes more and more devastating to the world as a whole in every new timeline and finally your crush sacrifices her life willingly to become a god and you’re the only one who remembers her and this depresses you so much that you construct a whole imaginary universe where your crush is alive and you trap yourself and the souls of your friends inside it and then when you realize it’s Not Real, Actually, you pull your crush (who, again, is now god) down from heaven and become the literal actual devil
this is what middle school feels like, like emotionally, anyway
You CREATE Miette? you drag her from peaceful nonexistance into loud reality? oh! oh! jail for demiurge! jail for demiurge for One Thousand Years!
You're in her dms well i'm in my jammies. goodnight
If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.
I want the tea! tell me every NPC your wol has slept with 👀
Can't even share the fine establishment where this was done. 😔
I remember one time I got INSANELY high off of edibles while playing Among Us, and it quickly became apparent to the other players online. I forget how honestly but literally anything "sus" I did was ignored by everyone because I was so fucking high. I tested this theory by standing in front of a body and the person that actually reported it didn't even mention me. The funniest part was when I was trying to do wires, I kept fucking up over and over again, so I was just standing in front of wires for actual minutes trying to figure it out. A small crowd of players gathered around me to watch and would get mad every time someone reported a body or emergency meeting because "she's never going to get her tasks done if you keep interrupting them." I don't think anyone cared about winning at that point, they just wanted to see the high crew mate succeed in her tasks.
THIS IS 1000% ACCURATE LMFAO. Thank you op
Ohhhh yeah
4yo: actually, my dad work for nike
Me: my dad works for dinosaur
4yo: (very skeptic but doesn't have the words to call me out) tell me what... is the... dinosaurs name😑
how can I be transmisogynistic? I didn't say trans women weren't welcome in my home, I said amabs
microcosm of all of queer history lol. they exclude us "inclusively" while benefitting from what we've built
no it was bad like they had to edit the post
I don't get genuinely mad often but I'm genuinely seething at "preference will go to AFAB performers" in the transfem owned dyke bar. in the transfem owned dyke bar. in the transfem owned dyke bar. find me a fucking queer space where these people WON'T discriminate against trans women cause at this point I don't think that sort of thing fucking exists
these people need to stop fucking pretending their transphobia is somehow inclusion and GET OUT OF OUR SPACES
Making this its own post because I occasionally remember this and can't stop laughing
When I was 14, my friends and I went to see Madagascar 3 - told our parents and then walked to and from the theater by ourselves. When I got home, my mom asked me all kinds of questions about the movie, and I told her about it, and I kept singing the stupid Afro Circus song
and eventually she gave in and was like, "Wait, you guys really went to see Madagascar? I assumed you were lying to us and sneaking into a rated R movie." And I fear I have never felt so lame as I did in that moment.
