Peanut Butter

We are the kings. Malec is the thing. ((All fandoms friendly. Multi-fandom humor blog, Magnus Bane is the God.)) Ao3 (come see see): http://archiveofourown.org/users/theshipthatwasnevermeanttosail/pseuds/theshipthatwasnevermeanttosail

[electronicgallery]

Bioluminescence series by Rob Rey

(Rob Rey’s Tumblr)

[kenkuarchive]

This is so goddamn beautiful

[kurosmind]

There’s one (1) think in Disney’s Mulan that irks me.  The jaw line.  Mulan’s jaw line is drawn differently when she’s acting as Ping. No kidding: this is her “regular, Fa Mulan” face. In this version her jaw is even highlighted by the makeup. Look how round is it.

and this is her Ping jaw. Square. Totally square.

WHY?????  Isn’t consistency in the character base shapes like, an important thing??

Not to mention how she immediately regains her long lashes as soon as she is exposed. With her round jaw obviously.

????? 

[eorzean-cabbage]

That feel when you’re Asian and your father with a bad leg was about to be sent off to surely die in a war for your great empire so you squared up both metaphorically and physically.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

it’s on the fricking vhs cover

this has bothered me since 1999

[smaug-official]

Why do you have to come for Mulan like this

[ithotyouknew2-deactivated201710]

It’s called contour sweetie

[thequantumqueer]

[sixpenceee]

It’s about time you learn this.

[meanplastic]

[gobbbeecompany]

an important conversation that should be shared

[gobbbeecompany]

[yo-daddys-my-bitch]

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

10 of Pentz came thruuu

[violaslayvis]

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

[parakavka]

[fancy--tuna]

[clittyslickers-deactivated20250]

i’m dog sitting for rich lesbians

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

what breed of dog is that

[illinoisiest]

titzu

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[facelesskinkyblackguyblog]

[mattefier-deactivated20221118]

Why is that spongebob fish such good quality wtf

[asoftwrongness]

It’s okay that you’re not who you thought you would be

[fala7ablues-blog]

wow this is one of the softest things I have read on here.

[indieluhv]

I needed this

[muckkles]

when everyone said u were rly smart and responsible as a kid but u havent rly made any improvements as a human being since

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[ausimilation]

K. But I’m crying

[freeadultgame]

[biggulpgurl-deactivated20120717]

[nikiforoov]

Miu SUZAKI & Ryuichi KIHARA - Yuri on ice - 2018 Olympics SP -  57.42 SB

[cricketcat9]

This just warms my heart ❤️

[paprika]

[frienclzone-deactivated20200512]

choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you

[systematicsalvation]

Lean your head forward, preferably to knee level, and let the water kind of drain out of your mouth. When your are able to, take deep slow breaths. No heimlich maneuver or physical assists from somebody else should be used beyond this, otherwise you could vomit and escalate the issue. Its about keeping the larynx open. Hopefully this helps.

[flymetothemoo-deactivated202308]

Reblog to fucking save a life.