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[ohmycheese]

[27-umbrellas]

[midnightvrose]

[black-nata]

me @ my last brain cell

[veighta-deactivated20210925]

Winnie the Pooh loves your pronouns

[elodieunderglass]

Winnie is short for Winnipeg, but it is used as a female name (Pooh is named after a female bear) and AA Milne questioned Christopher Robin, asking how the bear could be called Winnie when he is male. Christopher Robin replied that “it’s Winnie-THER-Pooh - don’t you know what ‘ther’ means?” Implying that the infix “ther” applies some kind of gender effect. What I am getting at here is that Pooh canonically has some kind of unique approach to gender and linguistics, and 2019 is the year to consider it.

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

Mother FUCKER I am HERE for this SHIT

[equalistmako]

the pizza guy just looked straight behind me, smiled, and went “you both enjoy your pizza” ? i’m alone in my apartment???

[equalistmako]

[allthegoodurlsarewasted-deactiv]

[equalistmako]

*narrows eyes*

[angel-on-vacation]

As I said before give 1 of 2 responses: 1) Smile and shake you head and point to nothing, “Oh no, he doesn’t like pizza.” Then close the door. 2) Wide eyes and whisper in a scared voice. “You can see her too.”

[okwait-deactivated20201120]

IT GOT BETTER

[nudygoon]

About to eat my first weed brownie

[nudygoon]

It’s this what being high feels like, I’m laughing for no Reason

[nudygoon]

Never again I will eat this shit.. took me to the hospital

[nudygoon]

I eat 4 of this fucking brownies and it fucked me up badly 

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

Lmaooooo I’m sorry but I’m screaming.

[aphex-twigs]

why did u eat 4?????

[nudygoon]

i was hungry 

[yallstillhere]

Yeah

[werewolf-cuddles]

[peace-love-bacongrease]

Always take one out, put them away where you won’t want to reach them, then order a pizza. By the time the pizza gets there you should be starting to feel super hungry and boom you’ll have a nice warm pizza instead of 11 brownies. Or you can make something but that’s not as relaxing as just chilling. Works for me every time.

[karwais]

[amazingakita]

people who dont even care about language: how can you just CHANGE grammar??? add new wORds?? unacceptable!!! language must never change!!!!!11 kids these days cant even spell!!

people who study language: ANARCHY!! ANARCHY!!!! LANGUAGE IS FLUID AND WORDS AREN’T REAL!! change! the! grammar! rules!! burn a dictionary!!! NO ONE CARES!!!!!

[felixjoyful]

Some goon : This word is made up.

Me, an intellectual : As all words are.

[5u5]

spending my free day photoshopping yoda smooth

[5u5]

i dont need to listen to anyone

[peace-love-bacongrease]

He needs air pods

[tevintersoldier]

[runtelldathomeboy]

that little girl kicked her ass!

[1st-1]

Timelapse of Europa & Io orbiting Jupiter, shot from Cassini during its flyby of Jupiter

[comtessedebussy]

Guys. Guys. Look at how high-definition this is. LOOK AT IT. This isn’t a movie. This isn’t CGI. This is OUR FUCKING SOLAR SYSTEM. A;LSKJFA;WFEW

[wigglebox]

like, i know we can technically live on one of jupiter’s moons, but i don’t want to wake up and look at the sky and see that planet. i’ll get scared.

[tenoko1]

I think the planet would mostly just look like the sky rather than a colossus.

[hazeldomain]

I don’t want that sky.

[ltleflrt]

I WANT IT

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[besnurched]

Damn I wanna see the next guy over

[79875]

Incorrect joshler quotes

[79875]

Incorrect joshler quotes

[catscenter]

[aphroditeslips]

mama pasta looks so kind

[bibliophile-06]

THE ONLY WALL THAT DESERVES ATTENTION GOING INTO 2019

[jillianleedy]

[geekgirlintraining]

This is an important message.

[majaminxx22]

I will never NOT reblog this.