Feeling rough lately.

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Misplaced Lens Cap

Love Begins

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@peacehippi24
Feeling rough lately.
tumblr staff finding out their site has crowdsourced a viral song, only to discover it is 100% unusable in any corporate marketing scenario
Australian music industry: "God we wish local music was more popular"
Monkey paw: *curls*
For those unsure what's being referenced:
This went down a fucking storm in a bar on Saturday btw
> be tumblr
> accidentally meme your way into creating a hit song made entirely out of slurs
> song gets banned from the dance charts right as its about to chart
> every gay bar in the country immediately adds it to their playlist in protest
Sometimes using this site is like accidentally rolling your car off a cliff only for it to somehow do a flip and land directly on top of Hitler
Accidentally called dumplings "Peking ravioli" in front of my New Jersey coworkers and I had to frantically explain that this wasn't some insane form of esoteric Italo-Chinese racism, that's just what they're called in Boston. Had to take a picture of a menu to prove it.
Once again the québécois are on the cutting edge of innovative forms of baffling xenophobia
Can anything be done to help this wretched twenty four
okay so I know slur song was banned from the club chart BUT fun fact: to make it into the lower end of the itunes charts you only need to sell like 50 songs in a day so if you have 50 friends with a dollar to spare and an iphone ... well
omg that would be so funny. I definitely don't have 50 friends I could expose this song to but thankyouuuuu!
lets goooooo
this country has the chance to do the funniest thing
Album · 2025 · 1 Song
You raaannngggggGG???
aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!1!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Holy shit
this is an actual accomplishment and I wonder if we can get it higher
Sometimes the experience of using tumblr is roughly akin to giving a child a limitless supply of red cordial and a bazooka
slur song #10 !!
WHAT!?!
I am going to lie down and stare at the ceiling for a bit
You know what, fuck it. Figure skating is now my favorite sport. Unless there's another one that will let a competitor dress up in a silly costume and do all these silly jumps and wiggles and fall on purpose, IN THE OLYMPICS, there's no contest
As a former figure skater I feel obliged to point out how technically difficult that little Chaplin patter would be. See the kind of speed he's getting up to and then immediately moving into that "walk" - sometimes without even a brake manoeuvre. The momentum you build up when moving at speed has to get released somewhere so stopping like that is usually an easy way to topple over (not on purpose). In the true spirit of Chaplin he is making very hard and potentially dangerous things look easy.
For anyone who might've been searching for who the skater is, @jay42 found out ! The athlete is Petr Barna, from the 1992 Winter Olympics
Tumblr is a place to express yourself, discover yourself, and bond over the stuff you love. It's where your interests connect you with your
hey folks if you have an android phone: google shadow installed a "security app".
Provides safety features for Android devices.
I had to go and delete it myself this morning.
Hello friends! Did you go through all that effort to uninstall Copilot -
*checks notes*
- just two weeks ago? Well check again, because Microsoft snuck it back onto my laptop and tablet after all the effort I made to nuke it from orbit!
Otra víctima el Chupacabra
I love how borzoi are basically just length with absolutely zero width, I'm guessing so they won't catch the wind when hunting
the wii still feels like the height of technology to me. like it feels like a mystical thing to use
whos doing it better than her. nobody. it took 14 experienced blacksmiths working day and night in the mountain forges to come up with this design why do we try anymore
Blind Date Prompts
Character A heard Character B tell the waitress that they are nervous for their blind date, but no one shows up. So Character B sits down to act like the date.
Character A gets pressured by their parents to go on a blind date. They don't want to so they send their friend, Character C, to the date with Character B.
Same scenario as no. 3, but Character B also send their friend, Character D, instead.
Character A’s last one night stand ended with a misunderstanding and a lot of awkwardness. To cheer them up again, their friends set them up with a blind date. They meant well, it’s not their fault that it’s the person they had previously slept with.
It's a social experiment to actually blind date with blind folds on. They can only hear each other's voice and maybe hold hands.
Character A and Character B go on a blind date and don't hit it off immediately. But they already bought tickets to a concert they both wanted to attend, so they still go together. Maybe they just needed more time to get to know each other.
A group of friends drunkenly make bets on NYE that they wouldn't be single next year. Now all of Character A's friends have partners and they have less than a month left to find someone. Cue a bunch of blind dates.
It's a a double blind date and they realize quickly that they actually want to swap their dates.
Character A is not a kiss and tell kind of person, so their friends start to think that they have been alone for way too long now and set them up with Character B. What the friends don’t know is that they both already know each other – intimately.
Character A’s friends are obsessed with setting them up with blind dates, and A knows they mean well, but they are just not interested in dating, so they just ask their last blind date, Character B, to fake date them, so A’s friends stop setting them up.
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You can’t keep a good dog down motherfucker
How'd you come back when support blocked your email so you couldn't appeal? Did enough people yell at staff or did staff unfuck themselves somehow?
They really just let anybody into this building to be honest