[chiiquititamoved]

Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel

[formlessdemi]

[firebendinglemur]

Me: -so after it became apparent that ‘retarded’ had become a term of abuse, educators and psychiatrists switched to other terms like ‘handicapped’ or ‘special needs’ in an attempt to -

George Orwell, whom I’ve dragged forward in time with my arcane powers because I’m lonely and want someone to talk to: You have a telephone in your pocket?  It listens to you all the time?

Me: Never mind about that, the point is, young people now mock each other by sending the wheelchair emoji - that’s a type of electronic heiroglyph - to suggest mental deficiency and shout SPESHUL!!!! while doing offensive imitations of disabled facial expressions and posture.  So any attempt to lexographically make crimethink impossible is pretty much doomed because the meaning of words in everyday conversation can’t be controlled by a dictionary entry, no matter how many Ministry of Truth employees-

Orwell: It reports your location to the telephone company at all times?

[witharsenicsauce]

[havartia]

[catsnraincoats]

[ID: First is a twitter post by Donald (@ getfiscal). It reads:

Me: So, Karl Marx, thats what the world is like in 2018. What’s your analysis of the situation? Is capitalism still doomed?

Karl Marx: Holy shit you went to the moon?

Me: Does communism still have a future?

Karl Marx: The moon in the fucking sky?

End tweet

The second is a screenshot of a post by raaindropps. It reads:

“Yes I reanimated your corpse to ask- Freud please shut up I need to- yes we went to space thats not important. Do you know what a MILF is.”

End post

/End ID]

[iguanamouth]

remembering that you inhabit a body and that your physical appearance is inevitably tied into how people perceive you

[girlsclothes-deactivated2023030]

what do people in their twentys do except go to the grocery store……….

[what-grace-has-forgiveness]

sometimes we lie in bed paralyzed by the knowledge that life is neither meaningful nor enjoyable

[asgarddropout]

and then we go get snacks

[silksweets]

bring back the habits that made you happy as a child. there’s no reason you should ever have to give up harmless things that bring you joy. you don’t have to age out of having fun. finger paint. write mediocre fanfiction and questionable poetry. put chocolate chips in your waffles. sing in the bath, and while working in the yard, and while washing your hands. hammer tunelessly on a piano. spin in circles until you fall down. climb a tree. just because you’re now in charge of your life doesn’t mean you’re expected to give up on the things that make life feel worth living

[maybuds]

being in your 20s is like: i’m so young i’m so old. i should do everything i should rest. i can do what i want but i need to be careful. i’m an Adult™ but i need help from an Adult™. i’m so smart i’m so stupid. i’m leaving i feel left behind. i want to be a kid again and i can’t wait to be old. i’ve done a lot i’ve done nothing. i wanna be alone but i’m so lonely. like.... what the hell ??

[free-egg-voucher]

corporations trying to profit off of queer people by showing their support for only one month of the year is bad

and

it’s fun to watch conservatives get pissed that they can’t shop at target anymore because the big bad rainbows will corrupt their children :(

and

the existence of rainbow capitalism in the first place proves that society is now in a place where supporting queer people is the more profitable and thus more popular opinion and that means something

are all viewpoints that can absolutely coexist

[sraithpics]

I meant to make this meme ages ago when pride month was still on but yeah gé (pronounced gay) is the Irish for a goose.

[sraithpics]

IT’S FINALLY PRIDE MONTH, TIME TO REBLOG THIS AGAIN.

[romancegifs]

Matthew Macfadyen as Mr. Darcy in PRIDE AND PREJUDICE (2005) dir. Joe Wright

[mtvgeneration-blog]

i’m terrified of sounding mean on the internet so i always add too many exclamation marks and smiley faces but i think it makes me sound like a primary school teacher

[africugh]

Disney channel original movie and chill

[bodegabae]

i know i’m cute but you can remind me

[sappharah]

my skills include reading an entire page of an academic text without absorbing a single word

[dankmemeuniversity]

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

The current ruling party in the American government is a loose alliance of convenience between business oligarchs, right-populist nativists / cryptofascists, and an apocalyptic Christian death cult. It’s headed by a reality tv star who once tried to sell steaks at Sharper Image.

[lioness--hart]

The fact that this is a plainspoken, unadorned statement of fact absent of any irony, embellishment, or humorous reductionism is, frankly, horrifying.

[jakegyllenhaal]

me thinking about the continuous progression of time 

[bpdpoc]

I’m a social vampire u gotta invite me into ur conversation or I cannot enter