what would happen if the main villains (plus doppio and risotto plz?) came home to their s/o laying face down on the floor motionless??? not bc s/o is dead or anything. just wanted to vibe on the ground for a while? i do this
I’ll only include Doppio bc this is already a group request and i usually include him in the main villains category anyway-
- Honestly? You’re a damn mood if he ever seen one. The vampire man himself usually zones out when deep in thought, and sometimes he even ends up hanging upside down from the ceiling whilst vibing and shrugs it off as nothing once his servants enter the room and freak the fuck out. He really is living up to the vampire name.
- He wouldn’t start panicking at all once entering the room and seeing you vibing face down on the floor. He too has “unusual” habits so who is he to judge?? Hell, he’ll even join you at some point since he’d find it extremely calming for some reason. Just like that the two of you would spend countless of hours just v i b i n g face down on the floor without a care in the world and anyone who’d stumble upon this scene wouldn’t say anything, slowly closing the door behind them and leaving as if they haven’t seen shit in the first place.
- Surprisingly enough, this would turn out to be extremely calming for the usually impulsive and no chill having vampire. He’d take your example and just....flop the fuck down on the floor whenever he’s under stress or trying to come up with a good ol’ extremely wicked world domination plot. You really have changed this man, no doubt about it.
- At first assumes you’re fucking dead and instantly starts getting emo since you were supposed to rule the world by his side or something like that. Just as he’s boutta get the rest of the pillarmen he notices you shifting a little and sighs in relief. He ain’t one to worry his ass over others at all, but when it comes to you it’s an entirely different story.
- Immediately starts asking all sorts of questions about your vibing habit. Is this what humans do??? Does it have any benefits??? Does it work on the ultimate lifeform too??? Poor Kars would be lowkey confused and so he’d try it out for himself. Not even 2 minutes later the big ass creature would flop down next to you (the furniture in the room shaking as he fucking lands) in an attempt to uncover the intricate mysteries of this vibing habit.
- Surprisingly enough Kars would really like this. Just like in Dio’s case, it would somehow calm him down and so he’d begin doing this by himself sometimes until the other pillarmen would stumble over him and ask him what the hell is he doing. Poor Esidisi would think he’s dead or something and would almost have a sheer heart attack upon witnessing the big bad Kars lying face down motionless on the cold ass floor. SOMEHOW Kars would eventually get the other pillarmen to do it too so.....multiple birds one stone??
- Instantly assumes you’re fucking dead and cryptically squats down next to you with a borderline intention of snatching up your hands. That’s when you shift and he realizes he fucked up big time and almost shrieks like a little girl once you flip and stare him dead in the eye with a “wtf dude” expression plastered all over your face.
- The man is fucking confused since he’s never seen anyone do this before, let alone in an attempt to v i b e. He’d ask you what the hell you were doing on the floor and when you reply with “just vibin’ dude” he’d just give you an even more confused look. His boomer ass cannot comprehend this entire situation and it s h o w s. Eventually he’d end up not questioning further but would still lowkey think it’s weird, even though he’s clearly WAY more b i z a r r e than you are.
- Mans would be running around the house doing laundry and shit then stumbling over your motionless body on the floor and wouldn’t even have a proper reaction anymore. If anything, on colder days he’d just bring you a blanket or something then leave you to do your vibing in peace. However, if you REALLY want to you can pressure him into joining. Although be warned he can and will complain about the floor being too hard and too cold for his liking every 3 seconds.
- Doppio is the only cultured one on this list who actually does this sometimes in his spare time. Although he doesn’t ALWAYS end up on the floor, flopping face down on a surface and staying like that for hours is something usual for the man since he can just...chill and contemplate in peace. That being said, Doppio wouldn’t even act too surprised (although for a split second he really thought you were a goner and he was ready to flip) and would instantly offer to join you in your vibing session.
- If you thought Dio and Kars were good vibing partners then Doppio truly is a god tier one because he can stay like that for literal days without moving an inch. He’ll gladly vibe with you face down on the floor whenever you wanted to and will always be the one to provide you with food and blankets if you needed them since he knows that lying on the floor for too long can be a bit troublesome at times.
- Diavolo however is straight up fucking confused. He too would assume that you’re dead and would be one step away from calling his subordinates to drag your body away until he sees your fingers twitch a little and he realizes that he has been severely played. That’s when he wearily approaches you whilst asking if you’re ok and only looks at you with a straight up perplexed look once you tell him that this is totally usual for you. Just like in Kira’s case, he won’t question it further and will act normally upon stumbling over you like this but would still think it’s a pretty...uncomfortable thing to do to say the least. You can get him to join if you yeet him on the floor but he too will complain like a little child every goddamn second.
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