ouroboros - snake eater @peachhprince - Tumblr Blog

redlipstickresurrected

Claudia Fuggetti (Italian, b. 1993, Taranto, Italy) - Melted Flowers series, Photography

#art

klowncar-blog

#i have thought of this comic every day since the first time i saw it

girlnephew

talesfromtreatment

I... I don't think the patient's weight got entered correctly. Just a hunch

wimpud

please, my dog, he is sick

talesfromtreatment

Every single note and comment is comedy gold and I'm wheezing from laughing so hard

jaffacake6

[Image 1 ID: A photo of a vet's computer showing that the weight is "0,000.00 pounds".

Image 2 ID: A stock image of a balloon dog. End ID]

#vet med #oh cornerstone

raptorific

Fun thing about football right now is that there's a move called the "brotherly shove" that the Eagles do when they're very close to scoring, where the whole team puts their hands on the ass of the guy with the ball and physically propels him over the line into the endzone for the touchdown, and all the other teams' fans hate it because it's got such a ridiculously high rate of success for the Eagles and doesn't really seem to work for any other team. People are straight-up calling for this move to be banned, claiming it's "unstoppable" and gives an "unfair advantage" but it really and truly is a skill issue. The whole league hates this move because it only makes the Eagles win more often and nobody else can figure out how to do it right

raptorific

Other teams are so afraid of it that they panic and do some wacky looney tunes shit to try and stop it. The refs had to come out on the field and tell the bad guys to stop doing this

because it's blatantly against the rules of football, and that if they tried it a fourth time in a row that they would just straight-up grant a free touchdown to the Eagles

raptorific

The rest of the NFL: this move doesn't work for us but it always works for the eagles... how do we stop them, we've tried everything... Washington Commanders Linebacker Frankie Luvu: ...not everything... Washington Commanders Linebacker Frankie Luvu:

#sports #the older I get the more I like them

iforgive

#gut punch

havingapoemwithyou

wet evening in April by Patrick Kavanagh

#words #poetry

polturn

Hold on im going filigree mode

The lake town

me: oh man im starving but im not sure what i should make for dinner……

the spirit of a 12th century templar knight that died a horrific death due to torture that started haunting me after i found a sword in the middle of the woods: spaghetti once more, prithee?

me: henry you are brilliant. spaghetti it is

#me eating mac and cheese for dinner AGAIN

lakevida

is this your first time getting prepositioned online?

no people say all kinds of prepositions at me online

lakevida

stopppppp you know im shy

pileofknives

Indigenous peoples of the great plains should've never told white people about tornadoes. "I don't know man that shit never happened before you showed up"