jar of jelly that developed sentience

biped (usually)- alchemist-schoolbus-librarian-possum-surgeon-philosopher-completely illiterate-professional doorknob-sea cucumber-studier of peepee+researcher of poopoo-on drugs but just the normal ones don't worry

[peachjuice04]

sharing ur shitpost tumblr with ur s/o is a commitment greater than marriage 

[peachjuice04]

“loved ones” is such an endearing expression. You define them by your love for them. When you think of them, you think of love first, before anything else. 

[peachjuice04]

why as a man do you enjoy stuffing?? stuffing what??? your cock into another man?????????????

[peachjuice04]

eating a banana is an emotion actually 

[peachjuice04]

why are you, as a man, an organ donor? what if ur organs end up in another man? you wanna be inside another man? sounds kinda fruity to me 

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[10knotes]

god i hate when my computer freezes

[peachjuice04]

call that a cumputer

[notallmensheviks]

Jupiter Now Has 69 Moons

Our local gas giant has two more natural satellites added to its roster

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[amygdalae]

i reject the idea that the only 2 stances to take on ghosts existing are "believer" and "skeptic"

[peachjuice04]

lesser known stance: ghost 

[peachjuice04]

you’ve woo’d your last hoo

[peachjuice04]

i think i was born with half a heart and only since i’ve met them has it been whole

[peachjuice04]

green is like an honorary primary color tbh

[peachjuice04]

literally WHY does ratification not mean turning into a rat what the fuck

[peachjuice04]

toes are awful they’re just like fingers but Evil

[peachjuice04]

the chess king is kind of a malewife tbh

[peachjuice04]

diversity wins! the mysterious flute playing man who just kidnapped an entire village’s children is gay

[peachjuice04]

I think my worst fear about dying is my family or friends spending too much money on my funeral because i know i wont deserve it 

[peachjuice04]

fuck you *ungirls your boss*