hi friend

[peachlightnin]

I don't think I've logged on to Tumblr in 3 years and idk wtf is going on but it's nice to see some of y'all are still here

[shittylifeprotips]

SLPT how to drink

[neotrances-deactivated]

[crab-justice]

"Crocodiles have been around for millions of years without changing-" SHUT UP. Crab has been around for longer

[salamanderteeth]

Yea zip it scaly

[tparadox]

[trelldraws]

rannoch probably

[isnt]

follow @isnt for more memes

[mishastoesies]

HELLO????

[loseremo]

[30-minute-memes]

I remember back then

[dinkywinks]

this scene from the goes wrong show where they cast two different people as the head and hunky, semi-nude body of the same character during a live theatre production haunts my every waking moment

[gaysemiotics]

Now THIS is physical comedy

[peachlightnin]

Sorry for the sad spam it's just still so weird to me. To be with someone for so long and have them choose a disfunction over you in such an obvious way is just 🤢🔫

[peachlightnin]

My ex really broke up with me cause she said she never wanted to meet anyone new with me ever and then spends the night on tinder the very day we break up 🤔

[peachlightnin]

What people will give up over being asked to do the littlest thing is wild.

[lesbiskammerat]

[queenophydea]

[chaoticallydanny]

🍑 This blog is pro-ass 🍑

[greywarned]

remember when I said omni man needed therapy? I was wrong actually

[quietstorm-thundathighs]

He needs death