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where did this come from? what psycho at the Laffy Taffy factory (arguably THE chocolate factory of Charlie fame) dropped some crunchy shit into the taffy and said “yeah that’s our next move, keep em guessing”
I think in a past life I was a candy engineer or something, like I invented new candy as an old person in 1895, got reincarnated into the kind of freak who thinks up something like watermelon laffy taffy, and then that person died in 1992 and now I’m here like, thinking about the calculus of candy
where did this come from? what psycho at the Laffy Taffy factory (arguably THE chocolate factory of Charlie fame) dropped some crunchy shit into the taffy and said “yeah that’s our next move, keep em guessing”
original url http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Breakers/7740/
archived on 2009-04-27 13:18:43
Henryk Płóciennik (1933-2020) — Comet II [zincograph on cardboard, 1974]
anyway the strain I smoked is lamb’s bread and so far I have:
closed my eyes while exercising and it felt very good
took a shower and thought the water felt thick, like, gel? wtf
danced naked with a towel for myself in the mirror really well like I was killing it sis
ejaculated my thoughts onto my tumblr’s awaiting bosom
thought about how blessed I am and that my ancestors would be so happy I’m living the life I’m living
what if I randomly got into burlesque, would that finally end this bi-wife-out-late-in-life puberty? please god and this is the song:
pretend it’s not a movie trailer from 2002 and that this song is actually sexy as fuck
actually I know for a fact the puberty would end if I grew up and licked on a pussy but I’m also like, not interested in ever getting close enough to anyone else but my guy, yknow? it’s like I’m a lesbian for my husband, we’re in lesbians with each other, etc.
honestly, being an only theoretical lesbian is a more interesting sexual identity than most…I don’t know if tumblr is making up sexual identities anymore but that’s what used to happen here a lot, and now everyone is way more cool to furries and strippers than I think they used to be. progress, I guess.
anyway, yeah, anyway, maybe I’ll take a burlesque class or something someday. I am taking a like, musical theater/jazz dance class this summer because of course I am
what if I randomly got into burlesque, would that finally end this bi-wife-out-late-in-life puberty? please god and this is the song:
pretend it’s not a movie trailer from 2002 and that this song is actually sexy as fuck
I think my biggest problem is that I’M the bitch eating crackers in my own head
'The Offering'. Jorge González Camarena. 1932.
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having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved
I have an iPhone 12 in 2026 (yes of course it’s the purple one) and it still functions perfectly like 75% of the time which is apparently enough for me. it also does this thing where the battery “runs out” and then it stays at 20% for several hours, then you can ride 10% for a little while longer. it’s like a fun game.
once a year around this time for like 2 months I get severely into sims 4 but this year I feel like my game is more fucked up than usual…like I’ll fix it and I’ll play it but I don’t know if this is sustainable is all
what if I even like, play it and share a hobby of any sort online? wild concept for me