[shitpostgenerator]

got worshiped by lesbians again, lads :/

[peachtreehowell]

dan howell | pretty brown eyes

look @ this meme. i just wanted to make a cool edit tbh

[peachtreehowell]

my mom just said "i bet chuck plays pokemon go." actual god plays pokemon pass it on, everyone

[lavenderlester-deactivated20180]

so squishy ! (▰˘◡˘▰)♡

[avpdkaneki]

me: *experiences aggressive self depreciating intrusive thoughts*

me: lmao who’s this edge lord

[jellythingy]

[dantiloquent]

me: aw!!! dan and phil are so cute together i love it so much!! i’m so glad they enjoy each other’s company

dan: fuck you amazingphil

me: see

[peachtreehowell]

there could only be one.........

[danlhowell]

[miraclewhipofficial]

“sparkling water” sounds… so pure. so aesthetically pleasing. but in actuality? it is…. Repulsive

[newblogisjacindaelena]

  igor cibulsky

[chatsdelune]

x

[phantastic-dan]

[basementdemo]

as the Gay Music Commander ive compiled a working list of artists straight people are not allowed to listen to

panic! at the disco

troye sivan

halsey

sufjan stevens (and his weaker, less evolved counterpart hozier)

tegan & sara 

my chemical romance (may they rest in peace)

papa roach

color theory pioneers walk the moon

adele

carly rae jepsen

country music legend dolly parton

the killers

ex-disney icons the jonas brothers

florence and the machine

kelly clarkson, inventor of feminism

marina and the diamonds

vampire weekend 

3OH!3, the last known disciples of jesus christ himself

if you are straight, PLEASE respect this list and refrain from listening to artists listed or artists affiliated with those listed. i reserve the right to add and remove artists as i please. thank you for your time

[basementdemo]

due to the overwhelming response i’d like to make some formal amendments to this list. straight people are now also banned from listening to:

børns

kesha, creator of fun

cobra starship (again, may they rest in peace)

brand new

hayley kiyoko, pioneer of neon wlw aesthetics

ariana grande

britney spears, the inventor of pop

years and years 

weezer

cher (by extension straight people can no longer watch Burlesque (2010, dir. Steven Antin)

thank you for your time! :)

[phillestersdick]

MY BOI DJ HOWELL SPITTING BARS 😩💯💯💯👅👅🔥🔥💦👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼 KANYE WEST WHO??? 👀🤔🤔🤔 WHEN WILL YOUR FAVE EVER??? 😩😩😩😩👅💯💦👌🏼😂😍

[cringe-attacks]

dan howell legitimately roasted his own sexuality and then said he was gonna go masturbate and cry into a pizza

[danielhowell]

new video! i drop a diss track in the ROAST YOURSELF CHALLENGE 🎤🔥 

pls reblog to share the bants and i’ll follow some of you to say thanks 💀♡