[sinningtamer]

sorry for all the inflation posting lately, i am very in the mood... BUT if you follow me for pregnancy stuff i will be in a mpreg zine that's coming out soon!! here's a preview of one of my pieces

[dontperceivemeplease]

Slight 3.6 event spoilers

quick kaveh sketch cause that event was .. Something

[dopeygurl]

me shoving gen//sh1n gross kink scenarios, tropes, and ships down your throat :>

!! NON KINK BLOGS DNI !!

CW: eprocto, eructo, gay couples >:0

guys. a bitch be down bad.

let's face it: we all have a favorite g3n//sh1n character or ship. now imagine them being as depraved as possible for farts or anything kinky/gross for that matter.

victim no. 1

cyn0/n4ri but t1gh/n4ri secretly likes it when cy/ño farts. or the other way around!! omg dopey is fucking clever. not bc i fuck with the fox not bc i fuck with the fox

they're both secretly gross fr. but what if cy has a fart/burp fetish or smth and likes it when t1gh gets gassy for just having a small fox stomach. poor boy. he'd give that boy a rub no doubt. he likes any and everything that comes out of t1gh anyway, but farts/burps are a fave of his. he just likes seeing his s/o slip up and get apologetic about his gas around him.

or what if t1gh purposely sticks by cy/n0 after he eats a meal he's cooked just to get the after-results. or him feeding him incorrectly to give him indigestion (bonus pts if cy//n0 is aware and enjoys it/doesnt mind). mf is begging internally to give the lupus a god damn belly rub. just teases him but while rubbing hes trying so hard not to grip so hornily on him or be too rough that its obvious he enjoys it.

t1gh being sensitive to smells. meanwhile hes silently sniffing and judging whatever the fuck came out of ćy/n0's ass. mostly its him being in disapproval but getting aroused at the same time. guilty pleasure! him saying "its okay as long as it doesnt smell bad" (what if he likes it when it smells bad ^-^) or "woah, you blasted yourself and my eardrums out" (and what if he likes that too *-*) definitely craves an facesitting!

victim no. 2

káv3haïth4am but ofc k4v3h secretly likes it. yes. classic; we don't discriminate (i fcking love it). BUT. what if its a rivalry between the two instead? them getting back at each other as means of revenge... and in return they BOTH secretly enjoy it. just them being petty roommates *-*

k4v3h being hesitant to do anything bc al would do the same thing to annoy him. if he farts al will fart back or smth.

k4v3h threatening al that "he'll do it" and the scribe saying "do it" or continuing to bother him just to egg him on.

that or ałh4ith4m being a slob around k4v3h just to get a reaction outta him. and in turn, makes the architect plot some gross and devious plan to get back at him (never works, al is always a step ahead)

and if it does work al commends him- then takes it back. process repeats. another argument ensues- al farting to shut k4v3h up (or the other way around :0)

of all things to bicker abt, they never bring up this thing to anyone. its just their little thing that they slowly started to enjoy. and they both began to realize this as time flew.

victim no. 3

okay hear me out: sc@raxi4o. i rly am on the idea that either 1. they both don't like farts, 2. either ONE of them is gassy af and the other secretly likes it, or 3. they both indulge

i've had a small brainrot about them trying new foods together (since they are picky eaters to begin with) and then end up getting gassy together.

that or specifically sc4/ra being gassy on the regular and using his gas to annoy x1/ao (he thinks he's annoying him but in reality he's actually enjoying it) and it gets to the point tht it becomes a habit for the puppet to fart next to him for the hell of it.

BUT. what if x1/4o is the gassy one and sc4/ra HATES his farts so much that it makes him storm out of the room? x1/a0 being stubborn about it because he doesn't see the problem, mentioning that sc4/ra's farted near him before and that this is fair. the puppet denies. countless times. (but he's done it near x1/4o. countless times.)

they both have smelly ass farts. xi/40's smells much worst than his s/o's but sc4/rä is also on par with him. while x1/40's are mostly silent, you'd probably hear scárá's loud ass. and you bet he'd lean his ass directly at x1/äo when he does it just to get a kick at him. but what if the other gets him back by letting out a silent one? <3

god help me because x14o will get more louder as time progresses. and his gas gets more grosser and careless. sc4//ra the same, being very put off by it into getting gassy specifically to gas his s/o out.

victim no. 4

ch1/scârä has deadass been on my mind for a month now. specifically for scenarios.

Sc4//ra being so annoyed by âj/4x's farts because .. he doesn't have a valid reason except "you stink" or "they sound gross". sc4//ra saying he doesn't fart however theres him looking around and double checking the room just to let out some gas that he gets moaning relief from. probably sniffs them too...

can't ignore 4jāx testing him out just to somewhat annoy him or because he's gotta fart. i think any gas that comes from ch1/ldē is enough to piss sc4r4 off, whether it's burping or farting. even stomach growls or gurgles make him mad. but when he does all of that, it's fair game.

them slowly getting comfortable together that sc4r4 just farts anywhere, even on ch1ld3 when they cuddle or just in a quiet room with him. that or he burps to break the silence. and hes a little brat about them: him feigning innocence or pranking him.

[peachy-chan]

baizhu eprocto hcs? :>

Poor guy...he is always sick and that affects his stomach

His intestines move very slowly, he barely farts. Maybe 4 farts a day and thats a lot for him -

When he farts it's usually a long puffy silent but deadly. His farts smell like literal dead and they linger around for a few minutes.

Uses herbal remedies to help his bowel pass gas. Sometimes he gets truly desperate over not being able to push them out. It hurts!

Grunts when farting.

When he has to fart he has to, he can't hold it. He needs to do it right away.

Lays on his side and rock his body to try soothe the colics. Qiqi always run to his side to try to help.

[peachy-chan]

what is one genshin character that you like the most? if you want, you can post hcs for them!

Venti hcs because I love the little guy!!

Potential to be a fartillery character.

But he tries to be normal and do tiny toots

Shameless, farts in public and if someone hears he says "better out than in!"

Gets tummy aches from beer. Makes him burp.

Wet farts a lot when hus tummy hurts. Sometimes he just pushes too hard.

Rubs his tummy and bends pretty obviously, there's no doubt his stomach hurts.

Push and grunts when pooping. It's not that hard but he feels the need to do it.

His poops are soft, sausage like, long and fat. Such a relief to let out...

[peachy-chan]

eprocto hcs for heromari?? (only if you're comfortable with it, feel free to ignore!!)

YES YES YESSS OMORIIIIII YIPPIEE

Hero bassy farts, Mari silent and deadly

I hc that Hero is latino (theres a ofrenda at his house...), he follows traditions and forces himself to eat tacos and frijoles (beans) even when he knows it makes him extremely gassy. When he eats it he avoids hanging out with the others and warns Mari his butt may get talkative.

Hero is VERY shy about farts but knows well how healthy it is to let it out so he just does. Around the boys he is less shameless (he even encourages Basil who I hc to have IBS)

Mari is not that shy about farts, since they never make any sound she doesn't mind letting a few toots around.

Sometimes tells Hero to listen just to force a fart. Hero waits for it, and when Mari starts to laugh he knows he needs to hurry out of here.

Mari once made Hero gag.

[peachy-chan]

what are your thoughts on pyro eprocto? do you have any hcs? ^^

One of my faves! I skipped characters (since I don't want to write about a minor on accident,, sigh)

Pyro users x eprocto hcs. . .(⁠｡⁠･⁠ω⁠･⁠｡⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠♡

Hot gushes of wind. They live up to the "a couple of farts and the bed will be as hot as a stove"

I mean it. You can feel how warm they are!

They smell like trash, a weird fart smell because it's very different to the typical eggy odor. It's exclusive of them.

Long and airy, bassy and brap like.

Diluc has dad farts, long, loud and proud, duck sound. You can hear him fart even when you are in other room!!

Yoimiya is lactose intolerant, she gets the toots when she eats any dairy. Smelly, short but frequent gas.

Thoma has a super sensitive stomach, he sharts way more than he is up to admit.

Yanfei farts silent but deadly.

Hu Tao likes to fart around Zhongli and make the "pull my finger" joke

[peachy-chan]

Dendro users x eprocto hcs. . .(⁠｡⁠･⁠ω⁠･⁠｡⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠♡

Alhaitham gets gassy with coffee. Lift a leg or tilt his body to fart (if he is sitting down he manspread and slides to the front to let the gas out.)

Baizhu has a delicate stomach. He makes his own indigestion and gas pills. His farts reek, you can tell he is actually sick. He farts around Qiqi because she forgets (and because he can't hold it for too long, it hurts him a lot)

Kaveh has morning farts, he always yawn and push a long bassy brap under the covers. He hates farting near Alhaitham but he is a loud farter, Alhaitham already heard him fart more than once.

Tighnari farts while walking, loud "proots" one after another. You can tell he is about to fart because his tail tenses and lifts. He shakes it to disipate the smell

[faeriedreams]

ok I just wanna say if you see a kink on tumblr or wherever that really turns u on and then you try it irl and it doesn’t make u feel the way you hoped it would THATS OK!! You can let that kink live in fantasy!! There are a lot of things that turn my brain on that I don’t enjoy during actual sex!! Isn’t human sexuality interesting!!

[noshameinbeinghorny]

bro ok.

i’m obsessed with the idea of zh0ng/l1 ripping the loudest, rankest ass in the world.

like listen, he’s probably the most ideal person in l1y//ue, yknow? all the scholars appreciate his deep understanding of their land’s rich history and all the young men and women swoon over his businessman attire and gentleman attitude.

unfortunately the constant dining out and fancy dinners take a toll on him. maybe it’s because he’s not quite used to his current form or maybe he’s always had a weak stomach and just hadn’t had the time to worry about it as an ar//ch0n.

either way, both l1 and yu3 cuisine leaves his stomach a groaning, gurgling mess— a telltale sign that he should isolate himself before he ruins the reputation he’s built.

maybe he manages to keep his composure until he returns home. he hangs his jacket at the door, makes his way to his bed and collapses. he’s in a downward dog position— round ass straining against his dress pants as he pants and shifts around to find the best possible position. he presses his hand into his stomach, and a long, bubbly fart rips through the quiet and replaces the fresh air with the strong smell of shit. he groans, his bowels twinging with discomfort before his asshole puckers and a wetter, more dangerous sounding fart escapes. at this point, he presses two fingers against his asshole through his pants; he can feel the wet spot, as well as the way his asshole throbs under his touch.

his stomach gurgles again, and a loud, short blast taints his fingers with the smell.

he buries in face into his sheets with shame and prepares for a long, shameful session of relieving himself.

[peachy-chan]

Anemo users x eprocto hcs. . .(⁠｡⁠･⁠ω⁠･⁠｡⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠♡

Anemo users are gassy and can push their farts with unusual force, you can feel the gush of wind

Venti can breath in air and use it to release a big fart just to mock at Zhongli.

Kazuha farts while walking and when sleeping.

Xiao farts tiny bubbles and they smell rancid, sometimes he gags at his own smell.

Scaramouche tries to deny he farts and hold on until he is all bloated and in pain. His farts are powerful, loud but short. Like a brap.

Heizou releases silent and non deadly gushes of gas.

Jean farts bubbly and long. Has farted on her office chair more times than she would like to admit. She farts when stressed.