Pre-nut Delirium

‘98 • This tumblr is old as fuck, don’t look back

[ponchopeligroso]

every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes

[swamplevel]

liking girls with glasses when you are a girl with glasses is objectively funny

[swamplevel]

like...clack clack. you know

[eelizabit]

[blackjame]

Madison Square Garden sues Wired over article alleging celebrity 'risk scores'

Madison Square Garden filed a defamation lawsuit against Wired Magazine over story claiming the arena tracked and assigned risk scores to ce

Madison Square Garden Kept a List of Gay Celebrities

An MSG database tracked and categorized hundreds of celebs, famous Knicks superfans, and even some of Taylor Swift’s wedding guests. Labels

The Shocking Secrets of Madison Square Garden’s Surveillance Machine

Famously vengeful Knicks owner Jim Dolan has long spied on people at his iconic arenas. WIRED goes deep inside the operation that allegedly

Madison Square Garden Has Been Secretly Tracking Queer Musicians

The venue’s database also assigned a “high risk” label to Freddie Gibbs, Lil Jon, and other rappers

Madison Square Garden Allegedly Marked Celebs as “LGBTQIA” in Surveillance Database

New reports from 404 Media and Wired reveal a database that allegedly categorized 93 celebrity guests as “LGBTQIA.”

MSG is suing Wired over recent surveillance article

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[bennizone]

maggie !!!! get back here !!!!!!!

[bennizone]

hi sharpi is great and i hope she lives forever that's all

thank you!!! i can confirm that she will ^_^

[bennizone]

i hope sharpi lives forever

you're not the only one!!!!

[kiisaes]

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

[dragongirlsweetie]

i just got shot with a puppy rifle but it didnt hurt me because im not a puppy

[aceynk]

me i just got shot by an elephant gun but im not even an elephant so im ok

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

i just got shot with a 9mm handgun but i'm ok because i am taller than 9mm

[kunosoura]

hi! I'm a 9mm tall puppyphant and i'm excited to be here!

[dragongirlsweetie]

i just got shot with a puppy rifle but it didnt hurt me because im not a puppy

[aceynk]

me i just got shot by an elephant gun but im not even an elephant so im ok

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

i just got shot with a 9mm handgun but i'm ok because i am taller than 9mm

[kunosoura]

hi! I'm a 9mm tall puppyphant and i'm excited to be here!

[third-thepeacock]

This is just me being dumb and emotional towards Mario but I can't help but imagine Mario kart going from friends making a karts tournament from a global event and Mario seeing his love for competition spread to a big loved competition it's silly but it makes me happy imagining Mario seeing a picture of his first kart with eight friends before jumping to the more Professional kart and go to the twenty four people race

[raibura]

how many blogs on here, when you see a post from them on your dash, do you go to their blog to see their most recent posts?

1. i dont do this for anyone

2. i only do this for one blog

3. a small handful

4. 5-10

5. 10-20

6. 20+

7. i dont look at my dash even i just search blogs i like and look at them

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Remaining time: 5 days 10 hours

[dogpuppy]

My army of tonsil stone producing incubus

[vitariesocks]

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

[vitariesocks]

2 pics. no caption

[rad-roche]

writing is a fantastic hobby but the kicker is it's a lot harder to show your friends as it's progressing. with a sketch i can show someone and they'll be like oh that's an apple. you can't do that with words until you get a lot of them down. so i'll just be like damn fuckin. uhh. check this out

that's right. and that's just one of the several words i know

[sliversoakley4]

[malibuklaus]

[malibuklaus]

idek what this says i just pressed post immediately after seeing the word 'blessica'