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Nate, 30+, cryptid

[thebootydiaries]

New Yorker 1, on his deathbed: b..bada bing…

New Yorker 2, crying: bada boom.. bada.. boom..

[venom-princess-deactivated20250]

[uvb76fan]

This is literally how you actually improve ADHD symptoms btw

[casualchaos555]

I think it'd be funny if tomadachi life let miis get crushes on miis who aren't attracted to their gender and just have it be an automatic rejection. Then the first mii would be all depressed like

"So and So doesn't like men..."

[freshlybrewedcupofdepression]

Lmao I’ve been saying this

other things in this category-ish I’ve thought of

polycule

miis in relationships can still get crushes on other miis (it’d just be less common or wtv)

10 yo miis cant get crushes on 17 yo miis

uhhh more pronouns/custom pronouns

make it woker

okay screw being on

Three block or one block bush items

more little quirks… i am a sucker for little quirks…

DISABLED MIIS AND MIIS WITH VITILIGO I KNOW PEOPLE HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS ALREADY BUT I NEED IT….

[hallowed-axolotl]

thought about tomodachi life too hard and realized that people being shocked by the lack of filters in a single-player game they own with their own money is actually cartoonishly messed up. we've grown so used to everything being filtered and not being able to do anything even remotely un-family-friendly in single-player games that being able to make the miis say fuck is a monumental occasion. insane.

[horsefriend]

[putnamspuppeteer]

For those who don't know: Ikumi Nakamura is the woman who was senior artist on Bayonetta, and designed the titular character along with Hideki Kamiya. Their greatest moment of bonding was over their insistence that Bayonetta keep her glasses on at all times. Nakamura cannot go to horny jail. She is the warden.

[brookietf]

[catgirlforeskin]

Happy pride month to her and her exclusively

[seraphiminn]

she made a comic about the experience on twitter

[catboybiologist]

happy pride

[ikindamaybewanthertositonmyface]

An Update from back in October I'm surprised wasn't added to this post. lol

[mintbees]

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

[mintbees]

[biglawbear]

I'm instituting a new policy of "if I can't easily read your crusty scanned PDF then I'm sending it back to you, telling you to get your shit together and save your .docx as .pdf, and causing snakes to manifest inside your house"

[christaaah]

this but also if you are in accounting and you have an Excel file please do not save it as a PDF or take a screenshot of it and then paste it into another Excel file

[biglawbear]

I take it back whatever you have going on is way worse than what I was dealing with holy shit

[firstbornsons-deactivated202605]

@thesummoningdark hello?????

[thesummoningdark]

yeah no this is a real thing an actual human being said to me

[biglawbear]

Good afternoon to everyone in the notes having a horrible time! Y'all are fighting demons I never knew existed!! I think every person that makes you do stupid time wasting shit like this because they refuse to learn basic computer literacy should be fired!!

[queer-ragnelle]

“This story is so gay!”

“Is it gay or is it misogynistic?”

They don’t understand.

I explain that often times women and girls are excluded from stories in favor of a predominantly male cast because the author doesn’t value female narrative contributions nor considers them worthy of character development in their own rights independent of the men, so the result isn’t uplifting male relationships with romantic intentions, but simply sexist writing in its most basic form.

They assure me it’s a good story.

Look inside.

It’s misogynistic.

[b0nkcreat]

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

[filthyprotozoan]

people are always like “i have face blindness but i’m good with names” or “im terrible with names but i never forget a face” well baby idk how to tell u this but i am . bad at both.

[filthyprotozoan]

yesterday i didn’t recognize my coworker bc he was wearing a purple shirt and im used to him wearing all black

[filthyprotozoan]

yeah and im stomping you to death with my hooves

[lychgate]

my husband put on a wig, in front of me, and i immediately got distressed and mad because it looked like a stranger was in our house and my ape brain wanted to attack

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I once accidentally filled in a form using my internet name, went "that's not right", realised I didn't remember my legal name, panicked, and started filling it in with the names of everyone in my lab in order until I stumbled on the name that I recognised as being used for me.

[dcl-650]

Once at uni I was walking through campus when I saw a guy waving at my general direction, I didn't bother to check since I clearly didn't know this guy so I kept walking, only for this guy to run towards me and tell me, with eyes full of tears and a pout that I was terrible for not recognising him... It was Alfredo, a friend and former preparatory school crush, I had known him for over 5 years, we were working in a research team together, we took several classes together, we saw each other almost daily, but he had cut his hair in a different style...

Also that time I forgot a student's name... He had the masculine version of my name...

[freepaleatine955]

People outside Gaza think that the war against us is over, and that we are living in peace and tranquility, but they do not know that the war is still ongoing.

The bombing, death, hunger, and displacement do not stop for a single moment. What has actually stopped is the world's interest, questions, and follow-up. We do not know if they have grown tired of us and become accustomed to our tragedy, or if the media has deceived them and contributed to misleading them!

Be the alternative media, do not forget Gaza, do not get tired of it, and do not stop talking about it, for whoever does not care about the affairs of people is not one of them!!

[freepaleatine955]

Don't overthink helping families in Gaza; participation makes a difference in their lives, and donating makes a big difference.

[freepaleatine955]

Here are some families from Gaza who need help.

Help Mahmoud's family from here

Help Karim's family from here

[palestinian95]

#Urgent

The Israeli government's Coordinator of Government Activities in the Territories (COGAT) unit has closed the crossings into the Gaza Strip following Iranian missile attacks on Israel.

Gaza is always the one who pays the price

[goldcrescent]

I also think that the strength gap is at least partially manufactured women would in fact be stronger overall if little girls were encouraged to do physically taxing games and activities and eat their fill while they’re growing vs having to constantly diet and be sedentary indoors (or god forbid do intense cardio while under-eating). The amount of adult women honestly afraid to lift weights bc they think they’ll get bulky as though bulking isn’t a full time job that athletes have to spend all their time on and anyone on earth gets shredded from just using their adult muscles for their intended purpose, girl your bone density 🥀

[goldcrescent]

if you say women are intentionally nerfed from birth in 2026 people look at you like you’re insane and start condescendingly telling you about how women are just better at different things (but not during their periods haha) but this was a completely basic feminist talking point I grew up with like “girls can do it too! [shot of little girls climbing and running with boys]” nickelodeon commercial tier base level I hate it how is everyone suddenly dumber than the average 7 year old

[ashleyjizzdale3]

[senatortedcruz]

I am in fucking tears

[captain-price-returns]

A real page on the White House website

[free-and-to-none-accountable]

The American century of humiliation is goin great 👍

[wearegoingfuckinganywhereman]

[dogshitdotnet]

how do we get the kids to talk like this